2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

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Alex

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This is cool. Very cool.


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Bengals defensive terribleness isn't just recency bias and hyperbole. Literally on pace to be the worst scoring defense in Bengals history.

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Bengals finding unbelievable ways to blow what is otherwise an MVP QB season.
 
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Merrith

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The one where the Bengals are 2-4 when scoring 33+ points this year (losses to Washington, Baltimore, Baltimore, and Pittsburgh) while the rest of the NFL is 55-1 is just a crazy stat.
 
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Gankak

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fuckin Mahomes started this shit with the fake going out of bounds shtick

I think alot of people would say Russel Wilson started it... at least I started seeing people gripe about fake slides when he became a think of Seattle's O
 

jooka

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evidently Dan Campbell went to the refs before there game and told them if Caleb did the out of bounds thing, Lions players were gonna light him up.
 
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Hoss

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You have to remember that most teams, unlike the Cowboys, spend most of their time in a separate practice facility - many of their stadium lockers are literally only used for ~6 hours a week.

They're also currently building the replacement to Nissan Stadium next door.
Whatchoo talkin bout? The cowboys practice at a facility called The Star. It's completely different from AT&T stadium. They show the locker rooms on the tours unless it's too close to game day. Even our cheerleaders have better locker rooms than that.
 
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Gavinmad

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The one where the Bengals are 2-4 when scoring 33+ points this year (losses to Washington, Baltimore, Baltimore, and Pittsburgh) while the rest of the NFL is 55-1 is just a crazy stat.
The Bengals are the second best offense in the league. The best offense in the league is whoever is playing against the Bengals that week.
 
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Nabi

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Doesn't Arizona's field literally retract into and out of the stadium with real grass?
Jason Kelce said something like "if the pothead down the street can grow 100lbs of weed in his basement, these franchises can figure out a way to grow grass indoors"
 
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Tarrant

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Jesus, what a horse shit PI call.

also I keep laughing at the fact they’ve brought up more than once that the lead official has only had two days off between this game and another he officiated.

Poor guy 🙄
 
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Wombat

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Lions aren't injured enough for the Packers to win.

Though let's be honest, the entire NFC playoffs is a waste of time until Philly / Detroit.
 
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Tarrant

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Yeah happy with our D, even though we have like 7 or 8 starters out. Just need our offense to extend their drives (which they are) to keep those players rested and fresh.

3 games in 10 days is ridiculous.