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2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
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Ameraves
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Kaines
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NFL is obviously awarding the Chiefs for being the most DEI team. They had the first east asian positional player, LB Scott Fujita. And own of their starsafeties was confirmed gay.
He was paid off to take out Brady so NFL can start changing the rules to favor offense and QBs cause the gayest position besides kickers are the QBs.
A little known LB Javon Belcher found out about the plot but he was taken care of.
Andy Reid takes over and needs to wait out the Brady reign. Mahomes takes over still needs to give oral once (AFC championship game) then take one final up the ass (TB super bowl)
Now mahones is helped by the gay power couple kelce and jones. Swift is an obvious beard for kelce and Jones is straigh pussy with his crying and lisp.
Now that Brady is on the Raider ownership, get ready for the Raider Nation to reign cause NFL is now controlled by the ultimate fag, Brady.
He was paid off to take out Brady so NFL can start changing the rules to favor offense and QBs cause the gayest position besides kickers are the QBs.
A little known LB Javon Belcher found out about the plot but he was taken care of.
Andy Reid takes over and needs to wait out the Brady reign. Mahomes takes over still needs to give oral once (AFC championship game) then take one final up the ass (TB super bowl)
Now mahones is helped by the gay power couple kelce and jones. Swift is an obvious beard for kelce and Jones is straigh pussy with his crying and lisp.
Now that Brady is on the Raider ownership, get ready for the Raider Nation to reign cause NFL is now controlled by the ultimate fag, Brady.
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Love how the best example of caught cheating red handed is a play nobody can definitively say one way or another.
Remember when the Chiefs had a winning TD against Buffalo taken away over offsides? Why didn't they cheat then?
Why would the NFL cheat the Chiefs to a bye week? That lead to 2 weeks where nobody cared to watch them.
None of you retards can come up with coherent reason for why the NFL suddenly decided the Chiefs have to win every single game starting this season, except that one against Buffalo where that suddenly didn't apply
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Phazael
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No they will just add a Troony rule. And Wet Ass Pussy will be sung after the Star Spangled Banner at the super bowl.
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Phazael
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DEI double down they already stated. They want Black Jesus and Mahomes is that guy. Plus, sponsored by Pfizer and the fucking cat lady is in the mix. Its not really that tough to figure out why they would have a vested interest in propping them up. And frankly if Mahomes were not such a whiney cunt and the bad calls were not so blatant, most people probably would not care if only to see people stop meat riding Brady. But here we are.
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Seriously? They're all in on committing numerous felonies that would destroy the league when it eventually came out, because Mahomes is partially black? Then why did they let Brady beat him in the Super Bowl? Why do they give a shit about Taylor Swift?
Why would all the other owners be ok with any of this? Chiefs division rival Broncos owner is worth around $80 billion. You think he's willing to let the Chiefs dominate hoping the ratings go up a little bit?
Why would the refs be ok with it? A lot of them are lawyers and shit that make a lot more money with their regular jobs. And their union contract is up next year, you think the NFL would give them that kind of leverage? They locked them out a few years ago to try and save $1 million.
You have to be really retarded to believe this shit.
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And if the Chiefs lose the narrative will change to "All our complaining applied the right pressure and they finally caved and knew they couldn't rig it anymore because all our genius intellects had figured out their scam!"
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Kaines
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Alternative Theory: NFL rigged the Super Bowl against the Chiefs in order to keep up the charade of "neutrality".
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Ameraves
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LOL Jesus Christ, you guys are too much.
Do I actually believe there is some NFL wide conspiracy to make sure the Chiefs win? No of course not, that would be retarded. Do I think the Chiefs get a disproportionate amount of calls go their way, yes I do. I think that Mahomes, just like Brady used to do, does things to try and get flags. The flopping out of bounds, the late slides, the pretend to go out of bounds, the throwing up the hands looking for a flag when he is touched, all that stuff. Mahomes hasn't graduated to actually yelling at the refs yet like Brady did, but I expect that isn't too far off.
I am fully aware that the refs in general, just suck. They miss calls all the God damn time, it's the nature of the game. There is absolutely no consistency for holds, PI, or roughing calls. It sucks and really takes away from the enjoyment of the game.
And I continue to post memes and such, because watching a handful of you get worked up about it is rather amusing.
Do I actually believe there is some NFL wide conspiracy to make sure the Chiefs win? No of course not, that would be retarded. Do I think the Chiefs get a disproportionate amount of calls go their way, yes I do. I think that Mahomes, just like Brady used to do, does things to try and get flags. The flopping out of bounds, the late slides, the pretend to go out of bounds, the throwing up the hands looking for a flag when he is touched, all that stuff. Mahomes hasn't graduated to actually yelling at the refs yet like Brady did, but I expect that isn't too far off.
I am fully aware that the refs in general, just suck. They miss calls all the God damn time, it's the nature of the game. There is absolutely no consistency for holds, PI, or roughing calls. It sucks and really takes away from the enjoyment of the game.
And I continue to post memes and such, because watching a handful of you get worked up about it is rather amusing.
Gankak
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Bro... the guy who posted above you came up with a completely viable reason why the Chiefs are kings right now
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Merrith
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Joke's on everyone, Jalen Hurts is blacker than Mahomes.
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The guy I quoted and most of my post was directly responding to?
Thanks for the heads up. Definitely proved me wrong about the whole 'being retarded' thing
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Kirun
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He acted totally and completely ALONE! Don't you dare worry, sportsfan! It could never happen in any other sport...ever!
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