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Just superglue a condom to your Boozecube and then when it fills up you can use it to roast a marshmallow or something.
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Just superglue a condom to your Boozecube and then when it fills up you can use it to roast a marshmallow or something.
I would like to be promoted to Grammarnatrix.
Qualifications:
Bachelor of Arts in English Literature.
146 IQ.
I have stuck anything up a mans ass
had a man stick anything up my ass
Talking more about how "hard" it is. Which is a ass argument anyway when it comes to penis
Why is it illegal on the USA to eat cat and dogs?
Grad school is sacrificing your prime career advancement years, and they did that to write little blog posts about "yay science"?
I've got pretty conclusive evidence I'm retarded.
Is that like when you don't remember to shake the squeeze bottle of mustard before you use it, and then you get a fuckton of watery yellow mustard bile out of it?
Do they have a smaller version that would fit in my ass? sake.
I was scarred for years as a kid when my grandfather put a hose down the tunnel in my lap.
Welcome to thunderdome, bitch!^
Pfft. I've said plenty of dumb shit here, but that's just playing arbitrary mix-and-match with my post. The words didn't even appear in that order.
I was scarred for years as an elementary-age kid when my grandfather put one of those guillotine traps in his yard. I asked how it worked and he found the other end of the tunnel and put a hose down it to flush the mole towards the trap. When it got there, I shit you not the head shot out the end of the tunnel and landed in my lap.
Welcome to thunderdome, bitch!