A king can't take a king in chess.
Not with that attitude pussy.
I'm kind of a fan of anyone looking to screw.
Do you have any pics of your grandfathers rod?
Lol Denamian dropping in with the legit goods.
I laughed out loud, then read it again in Joe Rogan's voice and I've been chuckling for the last few minutes.
Yeah, I really set myself up for that one....When I came across it I immediately knew what must be done.
You took your pants off to shit but left on shoes and socks?
bold move
queer black farmers and transexual navy seals.
This is almost as bad as tricking middle schoolers into playing Magic the Gathering
I've been licking cookie for my entire damn life.
Where’s the selection for am I an idiot?
if they have the soy gene, they can't help it. It's the sirens song to them.
You could also of course interpret this as the Trump Census Bureau intentionally undercounting the blue states and Biden just fixing it afterwards.
She is fast approaching her last fuckable day.
The West has a massive, massive problem with viewing everything through the lens of popular fiction.
if you get vaccinated your dicks gonna fall off
:/ I'm legit sad And I am disabled :/
I had never heard of the word foler ... but I have no clue how that word applies to me.
But as my history well shows on these forums, I'm not smart.