I took a dump this morning, it was attractive for being a dump its age.
Oops, I f00ked up. This is not out of context. It's the entire, unedited quote, with all of it's beautiful self-ownage shining glory to behold.I see how retarded one of is.
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The only way forward for almost every nation is going to be swinging back toward nationalism (which breeds more populism).
Atlanta has higher rates of HIV than some African countries
So I'm getting ready for a bearded dragon. After doing some research, I've settled on the main component for the box
The more I got my nose into holiness, the more I realized I'm just a Godless, hellbound, evil, dark atheist because John 1:5 is absolutely correct: I didn't comprehend the Bible and its holiness.
Never bet on politics. Its almost as bad as betting on Jai alai.
I work at a gas station, let a homeless person live with me, am drunk every night, look like a femme Danny Devito, am a homosexual AND pedophile, and I also inject kids with puberty blockers.
I'm Steve and I've planned to kill myself (soon!) with a shotgun 19,261 times.
It's a dildo and it's kinda old. I'll join your buddy.
So wtf is China doing? They have to realize the rest of the world, America at least isnt gonna fall for this propaganda a second time.
you're a fucking poor for being jealous of others who can afford different hats.
She wants to watch the new season of House Hunters. Every couple is gay, black or black and gay.
my son, 12, had an epiphany the other day. he asks me how much a lottery ticket is. I said a few bucks. he asked, "and you can win like 15 million dollars right?" I said yes. I was already preparing for how I would respond to him asking if he could use his allowance to buy a bunch of tickets. but he took a bit longer for his next response. "what if WE make like. ... 1000 tickets. and charge everyone 5 bucks a ticket... then make one of those tickets win and pay the winner 1000 bucks. We would make 4000!!!" I said "yes we would." He asked, "then why don't we do that?" I said cause the government won't let us. He asked "then why do the stores get to do it?" I said that the stores are selling tickets that the government makes, the store doesn't make them. "so the government gets to make lottery tickets but doesn't let us make them?" I said yup. "that's dumb"
you don't want your kids to see you cry, but they make it so hard sometimes