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Dr.Retarded

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I bet you love a good turducken you slut

Turducken is a dish consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, further stuffed into a deboned turkey. Outside of the United States and Canada, it is known as a three-bird roast.[citation needed] Gooducken is an English variant,[1] replacing turkey with goose.
I have been known to cook one a time or two...

I guess it was maybe 5 years ago HEB had a bunch of turduckens on deep discount because nobody was buying them. I think that normally like 50 or 60 bucks but they had them again like $10. It's from a company out of Louisiana that does a couple of different variations. One was a crawfish jambalaya stuffed turducken, and the other one I think was a jalapeno cornbread. I bought two of each, a needless to say that was holiday meals. Think I gave one to my dad and my brother or something. The jambalaya one was excellent I wasn't a big fan of the cornbread.

But I do like stuffing my bird in some stuffed bird like that rapper guy says in the meme that I saw on the internet.
 

Izo

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Eat my ass.
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Couldn't resist :D ERB rules.
 
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that wasn't really out of context, was it?
How do you get so fat you can’t use the tray? I’m very tall and frequently need to elbow and knee women and children out of my space, but I just can’t imagine getting so fat that my belly extends to the chair in front of me and somehow impedes my tray’s operation. I guess I see those people all the time. Bandwagon Bandwagon how do you deal with your testicles getting in the way of your tray’s operation.
 

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How do you get so fat you can’t use the tray? I’m very tall and frequently need to elbow and knee women and children out of my space, but I just can’t imagine getting so fat that my belly extends to the chair in front of me and somehow impedes my tray’s operation. I guess I see those people all the time. Bandwagon Bandwagon how do you deal with your testicles getting in the way of your tray’s operation.

ITS A GLANDULAR PROBLEM!
 
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