4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

Bandwagon · Nov 5, 2023

Furry said:
Bandwagon how do you deal with your testicles getting in the way of your tray’s operation.

Loudly and with much vulgarity and fanfare.

Izo · Nov 6, 2023

Lightning Lord Rule said:
I don't care if some asshole says they're a democratic socialist, a nazi, a buddhist, a rosicrucian, a zoroastrian, a conservative, a flat earther, or even -and may Allah forgive me for even mentioning this- a weeb.

Denamian · Nov 6, 2023

Bandwagon said:
I've been ball-bombing since I was 15 and the joy it gives me has never worn off.

If it makes you guys feel better, it even gives me a boner.

Bandwagon · Nov 6, 2023

Aldarion said:
I don't think I've ever gotten one of those "pick the squares" captcha right on the first try.

^^^ Self-checkout advocate ^^^^

Bandwagon · Nov 7, 2023

Chukzombi said:
been posting here for almost 24 years. everyone knows who the fuck i am.

Siliconemelons · Nov 8, 2023

Talos said:
Haha! Made you read from my cult book!

Talos · Nov 8, 2023

Lanx said:
the fuck is this faggot?

never trust a bald chef or a thin chef

They don't cook dogs the way you like?

Arbitrary · Nov 8, 2023

edit - wrong quote

Daezuel said:
If he was white the Feds would have given him a real gun.

Bandwagon · Nov 8, 2023

Furry said:
I remember playing chess and always thinking “what a bunch of fags”.

Bandwagon · Nov 10, 2023

Seananigans said:
Fucking love kid ass.

Simon Cowell Pron GIF by America's Got Talent

Seananigans · Nov 10, 2023

Bandwagon said:

This is cheating sir.

Bandwagon · Nov 10, 2023

Seananigans said:
This is cheating sir.

Incorrect, good sir. Rules in the OP

Bandwagon · Nov 12, 2023

Kuro said:
I'm cucked by my dog.

lurkingdirk · Nov 13, 2023

Tuco said:
don't go trying to fuck octopuses based on my recollection

lurkingdirk · Nov 13, 2023

Pasteton said:
I wouldn’t trust anything but a camera up your ass

Bandwagon · Nov 14, 2023

Araysar said:
Not gonna lie, I'm stretched a bit. Might have to shit

Izo · Nov 15, 2023

Foler said:
I’m Rocky in this anal.

Sally Kohn Gay GIF by The Opposite of Hate

lurkingdirk · Nov 15, 2023

Tuco said:
I don't really need to eat from the asshole

Bandwagon · Nov 18, 2023

Grabbit Allworth said:
I spent time in Hoss

Loose thotts sink

Hoss

Hoss · Nov 18, 2023

Bandwagon said:
Loose thotts sink Hoss

It was a great guild. The only rule was that we all had to have a name that was a variation of Hoss. We never killed anything worth a damn, but it was a great guild.

4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

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