Dude, the most hilarious part of all your claims is that simulating the problem (either using the provided simulator or doing it with a friend and 3 playing cards) somehow produces incorrect result because it "works from the wrong premise that the first choice matters". What the hell does this mean?You're simulating the problem exactly as it's worded. You getconclusiveresults. If you think the results are "wrong" somehow then, clearly,you'rethe one working from the wrong premise.
If you pick the door with the car and change, you lose. If you pick the door with a goat and change, you win. Those are the two possible outcomes if you choose to change. This is the binary choice. But it is NOT a 50/50 choice. There is a 1/3 chance that you will pick the door and change. So, a 1/3 chance that changing will lead to a loss. There is a 2/3 chance that you will pick a goat and change. So, a 2/3 chance that changing will lead to a win. This is how it works.
Yes, it's impossible to win after the first round. However, you still either chose the door with the car (less likely) or the door with a goat (more likely) first. Changing your choice literally reverses those odds. If you picked a goat (which was more likely), you get to switch to a car. If you picked the car (less likely), you switch to a goat. I don't know how this can be made any simpler.