Adventures with Lyrical: Buying a Business (REPOST)

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Shonuff

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So, since my Manager left, we've paid off three estimate vehicles, my flat screen TV, and bonused me another 15k (which I used to pay off some credit cards). It's amazing what actually getting industry average pricing does. The goal is that in three years, when my SBA loan expires, to be completely debtless except for my mortgage.
 

Khane

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Alright but how could someone who's business seems to be doing so well have credit card debt at all for any length of time? That's bonkers.
 

Shonuff

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You have personal credit card debt?
Not any more. Awhile back, I went out and bought the nicest of everything. Bad idea. I've had to buy equipment since then. I admit it, I got out of hand. I dropped $20k on a home movie theatre (maybe 25k), bought a Mercedes for the wife and fully loaded Camaro for me. Hell, I even bought the kids a movie theatre set up for the kidcave.

I'm not proud of it, and it was a shortcoming. It's all paid off now, except for the credit card I used for the crews' purchases.

I got used to debt after I bought the business. Let's face it, this was a highly levered deal to begin with. I had no choice, I had to put every penny in, and we have high operating expenses. Over the years, we started being less profitable because I bought so much stuff, including equipment for expansion of operations.

Right now, there minimal balances on the cards, and I've gone from 14 business loans and am down to 4 left. Two of those loans go away in 20 months, have prepayment penalties.

When I added up the amount of loans I had, it was like $10,000 a month going out. 1,200 of that is equipment I've paid in the last 30 days (so it's gone). $5,200 on the primary loan goes away in 39 months.

I've set a goal to have this business totally de-levered by the time the time the primary loan goes off in 39 months.
 

Shonuff

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Alright but how could someone who's business seems to be doing so well have credit card debt at all for any length of time? That's bonkers.
It's all about managing cash flow. When customers pay 60 days late, alot of times, we have to wait. Yesterday, we had 14k come in. Some days it's 0. We spend a lot of time chasing payment. I don't want to take payment upfront, even though my Lawyer tells me I should try to collect 25-100% of it.

My industry is notorious for taking peoples' money upfront, and then running. I don't want to be "that guy." I don't even want the temptation of it. Unless a customer says they'll be on vacation and to take the money, I don't take it upfront. I bill them later. I do demand payment in the worse part of town upfront. They have like a 50% default rate there.

Managing cash flow is a thing.
 

Palum

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Whatever the other dudes say, everyone makes unwise decisions sometimes like buying a loaded Camaro. The important thing is you've recovered from it not just temporarily but in your approach so kudos.
 

Shonuff

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Do you know what your percentage of AR is over 60? And what your industry average is?
Probably 25% of it is over 60 days. One reason is, I haven't written off uncollectible receivables at all. The other is that there are a few big tickets skewing it. I have a customer that is being sued for $5k, who we've recorded as saying everything with the job was fine. And I have a city where they owe me 8k and are taking their time. Usually, the commercial jobs drag their feet. Hell, one of our clients that is a Billionare holds back 10% of the jobs for three years.

If there is an area where we drop the ball, it's on receivables. In the last year I finally started processing credit cards (we only took checks or cash all these years), put all equipment on satellite (so no one could say we weren't at a job), tightened up contract language with my Lawyer, started sending out email confirmations of contracts, started recording all calls, etc. It's helped, but still on any given day, I'm owed $80-100k. Probably we'll add in a collections company here in a bit, and we are working with a Lawyer who specializes in collections.

We always do what is on the contract, and never cheat anyone. It's almost sad the people that will lie, even in the face of the sheer amount of evidence we keep. Every customer has a digital fingerprint now. Hell, I had two customers yesterday, that denied they ever made contracts with us, even in the face of signed contracts, recorded calls and emails from them. What happens is that we get the contract, and the smaller companies come out, bid the ticket, and say they'll do it for less. Of course, they have no licenses or insurance.

I'm not complaining, things are running relatively smooth, but it's frustrating when you are owed 100k and have to wait. I can't pay bills with receivables.
 

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No its fine its just surprising that with the numbers you're throwing around that you'd mess with credit cards at all. A home theater, a camaro, a mercedes.. these aren't the kind of huge expenses I'd expect to cause you debt (are you suggesting you bought the cars on credit cards?)
 

Shonuff

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No its fine its just surprising that with the numbers you're throwing around that you'd mess with credit cards at all. A home theater, a camaro, a mercedes.. these aren't the kind of huge expenses I'd expect to cause you debt (are you suggesting you bought the cars on credit cards?)
It's more like, the money is on the way, so why not spend it now? I know that is not a good way to think, so I've paid off everything but the Camaro and the pieces of equipment with prepayment penalties.

I spend $20k a week on business expenses, so when people pay late, it can create a crunch. Some weeks, only 10k comes in. Lately, it's been 20-30k a week, because of process changes (and divine providence, if you will). In the past, I was still buying stuff while waiting on receivables to come in.

With the changes so far, cash flow has gotten better. We are still working on getting it down pat. We've been talking with a Lawyer about more process changes, and are going to partner with him. It will work out with, he send a letter for x amount, he files suit and negotiate for x amount, he goes to court for x amount.

Also, to be fair, since the inception of the business, we've paid down about $700k in debt.
 

Shonuff

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Unrelated subject, but I had my wife call every customer that called in over a two week period to poll if they were using yellow pages.

The answer was 1/3 saw us somewhere else, and then went to the yellow pages to get our number.
 

opiate82

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I am pretty shocked you get that much business via the yellow pages. I know when they show up on my front porch they are immediately round-filed. I still do yellow pages but I've cut way back on my spending/ad size there. A couple of years back I put a super-aggressive offer right in my yellow page ad, better than any other coupon we had out. I got like one redemption a month. Might be a lot different for my industry vs yours though, or just different market, I dunno.

Your yellow-page ad vendor should be able to set you up with a tracking phone number to save your wife some time in the future.
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Palum

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Good AR strategy I saw one client use sometimes instead of using the word settlement they offer to match the first payment on older AR, so at worst you get 50% if they pay half right away, at best they set up monthly payments and you end up with 80-90% over a period of time.
 

Eomer

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I couldn't imagine trying to collect payment from the general public, ugh. It's bad enough trying to get paid by large corporations that actually have money.
 

Palum

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It is pulling teeth. As a business typically you just want to get an understanding of the person's situation and get a reasonable resolution. You don't want to lose a customer over a misunderstanding necessarily or create complaints, but most bad AR situations are angry people who mismanaged money or planned to try to get out of paying. The depths people will go to in order to continue a lie are absurd - like even contempt of court because there's endless proof the debtor is lying to the judge. It's a circus sometimes.
 

Corndog

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I got some good words of wisdom from a couple of guys who have run retail clothing stores for over 20 years. "It doesn't matter how much your business makes. It matters how much it put into your saving account." These guys in the 90s would fly to thailand for the weekend to party, then france etc. They never worked in their own stores etc. Now they both work 7 days a week and the times are hard.

Business owners think investing in their business is smart. The reality is. A lot of the time, a paid off business will fail instead of being sold off. We are constantly caught up in the, if I buy this, I can make this much more. Eventually you can grow a business from 100k, to millions... The problem is you have to cash it out at some point. A lot of business owners get hit with something where they end up leveraging against the business again. Be it divorce, equipment failure, business expansion that fails etc.

In my original business plan, my store could operate if I sold 6k worth of products a month. Would pay for my time and overhead. I now make 15-30k per month depending on the season. And yet, I barely pay myself out more profits than just my paycheck. I have employees, I have much more back stock, store expanded etc. But the reality is, my take home pay is not that much more. In October my business will be 100% debt free. This pays off the contractor who built some stuff for me etc. This will free up 1k a month. This essentially will be $750 more a month in my pocket. But even still, if I allow it to go there. It's really easy to sign checks for 5k, for new equipment with the justification that it'll help make you more money faster... The treadmill is never ending.
 

Palum

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It's all about scalars and plateaus. If you don't understand your business model and the market well enough, you invariably fall prey to the unchanging and malevolent God of business: time. Whether it's because you run out of years or your market segment disappears or technology obsoletes you, even a rock solid plan fails eventually. I know a ton of SBOs in some fashion and almost all of them are basically just doing a job, some make a bit better money, but you have to be extremely savvy and take some risks to get over those plateaus of "add x expenses gain x revenue". Add to that the inevitable and serious issues that come up trying to go large... It's a nightmare I don't want to repeat even if I open my own company one day. I'm sure I will if I have to, but ain't pretty.
 

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There is a lot of this going on in the cattle business right now. Ranchers are making significant profits for the first time since the late 70's and they have been operating at break even or below for most of their lives so they can't stand the idea of paying income tax. There are tons of new buildings and pieces of machinery popping up all over the neighborhood. Some of it is warranted because we have all been getting by with 20-30 year old equipment, but some of it is just because people can't stand to "give it to Obama".
 

Shonuff

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There are a lot of issues here, but it's the weekend, and I'm going to go enjoy it. I'll respond later.