Agatha All Along

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Chukzombi

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Aubrey shows up in ep 4. Chewing scenery. They really should have given this show to good looking young witches. These old broads are boring
No no no no. This episode is much worse. Oh God. Howd it get worse? That shouldn't be possible. I didn't watch Echo. Is it better than this?
 

Animosity

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Chuk has more comments on this show than anyone else. That should say something.
 
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Chukzombi

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Chuk has more comments on this show than anyone else. That should say something.
I'm one of the only ones still watching this and I have more comments in every thread that I frequent. Even shit that a pretentious asshole such as yourself thinks makes you superior to everyone else.
 
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Bald Brah

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It's a show about fat chicks?

That main hag has a pretty tight body, it's her face that's hideous. Aubrey Plaza is like a strong 7 but she's the only thing on the show worth looking at. Not that I watch it. Just the shitting on it from drinker/nerdrotic.
 

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Pretty sure we got a glimpse of the traditional Death in one of the hallucinations from that one trial.

It's turned into this weird Fear Factor challenge-of-the-week with a musical number thrown in every other episode, it's so weird.

It already feels like you'd be able to make a concise story from just the 10-15 minutes after each challenge, skipping everything else.
 
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Chukzombi

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Pretty sure we got a glimpse of the traditional Death in one of the hallucinations from that one trial.

It's turned into this weird Fear Factor challenge-of-the-week with a musical number thrown in every other episode, it's so weird.

It already feels like you'd be able to make a concise story from just the 10-15 minutes after each challenge, skipping everything else.
Pretty much. The first 25 minutes is these old broads trading barbs and acting like catty bitches. The last ten minutes they solve the puzzle of the week and give you a taste of actual story to make you feel like what you watched wasnt a massive waste of time. Whatever. It will be over by the end of the month and I'll be bored again on Wednesday nights.
 

Chukzombi

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It's a show about fat chicks?
I never dated a fat chick. Although my current gf was a former fattie and she lost a ton of weight and feels like she's now a weight loss guru, even though she had a sleeve put in and didn't lose the weight legit like I did. and this bitch hasn't complimented me on it once. I really didn't want to get back with her, but I get so bored and this chick has a really nice ass.
 
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Izo

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I don't know what happened, they played music or some such. I took a dump. Came back for the credits. Greatest episode so far.
 

Chukzombi

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I don't know what happened, they played music or some such. I took a dump. Came back for the credits. Greatest episode so far.
They wore gay disco clothes from the 70s and played a rock version of that witches road song to stop the curse on the old Asian lady with a practical effects demon flying around. the only progression to the story at the end was Aubrey telling Agatha that the gay kid isn't her son. The Billy (Wiccan) reveal is basically the entire point of this horrible show.
 
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Glad they got the reveal out of the way at the midpoint so we can continue with the rest of the story.

I now think Agatha has been fucking with us, the audience, all along literally just as in the title.
 
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Chukzombi

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I finally got around to watching this. It gets exponentially worse with each passing week. This week the episode was only 29 minutes long and and it felt like a 3 hour movie. They kill off the Asian lady and it makes the faggoty kid go all crazy and so he flexes his Wiccan powers and sends all the witches into the marsh.
 
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Maul

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That was the worst episode of any tv show I've ever seen
 
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Xevy

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Making him Jewish was hilarious. I can hear the FOH getting buttmad. The rumbling of a thousand boomer sphincters.

There were some solid jokes, the return of
Evan Peters
was great. The shirt Agatha was wearing during the faux detective interrogation made me laugh. That scene was pretty decent. The fact Agatha went from "poor Agatha" to "oh no, she is probably just evil and selfish" is great. I'm sure they'll do some 180 redemption shit last episode, but she's literally a selfish bitch and that's great. The evil person with a secret heart of gold gets a bit tropey.

Also
Bohner got Tommy's powers. He's legit going to be another version of Quicksilver again. Could be great as Evan Peters is a great actor. Wonder if he'll just erase the Bohner persona and be adult Tommy.
 

Chukzombi

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Lol. The story beats are similar to the acolyte. Dumb shit happens. Gay shit in a flashback episode that explains nothing. gay witches die off screen. This is actually worse than acolyte because they use gay shit as a hamfisted story gimmick while the gay shit in acolyte was more subtle and somewhat organic. That episode really made no sense, it was just shit thrown against the wall.
 

meStevo

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Actually thought this latest episode was put together pretty well.
 

Qhue

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That was one of the better 'time is an illusion' narratives I've seen. Doesn't hurt that Patti LuPone is a legend for a very good reason.
 
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