Alien: Earth

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Im so sick of Hollywood faggots taking beloved stories and "telling their own version".

I guaran fuckng tee you this will just be shit with a couple alien references about writers and shitty DEI actors expressing their own feelings about Trump and in the finale someone will see a picture of Ripley and this will be the only connection to the OG.

I would rather fist my own ass with the infinity gaunlet than even try watching this.
 
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Seriously, the show is called Alien Earth, is set in the world where two movies about ALIENS FIGHTING WITH HUMANS and basically created amazing Horror and Action genres, and this is a show about fucking androids.

Not Aliens.

Androids.

Fuck FX.
 
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Everyone keeps shitting on the premise but I have a lot of respect for Hawley so holding back judgment
 
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Hey you got to make certain to make a trailer announcing a trailer to get you jazzed up! I'm so tired of that shit. Just put the goddamn trailer out.
I still think this is going to be a stinker by the way.
 
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Edit:

Here's that other one, but parts of it seem fake

 
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That looks fucking retarded. It is all the same concepts over and over and over again. Nothing new, just recycled. There is a .01% chance this is worth a shit, and I'm not watching to find out.
 
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OU Ariakas said:
That looks fucking retarded. It is all the same concepts over and over and over again. Nothing new, just recycled. There is a .01% chance this is worth a shit, and I'm not watching to find out.
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I think that other trailer was maybe fake, but it had some stuff. I believe the one I reposted is the official, and all it shows is a goddamn facehugger and a goddamn spaceship.
 
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I think that other trailer was maybe fake, but it had some stuff. I believe the one I reposted is the official, and all it shows is a goddamn facehugger and a goddamn spaceship.
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Don't forget the shots of an ultra-diverse cast.
 
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Dr.Retarded said:


Edit:

Here's that other one, but parts of it seem fake

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The first teaser trailer is the official one I posted in January. The second one is a concept trailer; it's partially fake and includes edits of footage from previous teasers and other movies, plus a few new scenes from Hulu's upcoming series trailer released yesterday.

 
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People who make fake trailers need to be strangled with film.
 
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Oh my God this is going to be the greatest show ever! I can't wait!

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Also the theme from Hamburger Hill popped up as the next video after watching that abomination. Probably because I listen to it on occasions when I'm out walking the dogs or washing the dishes for making dinner. Pretty sure I'd be happier just going back and listening to that soundtrack or watching the movie again for the umpteenth time.



I know I've already said it before and I'll say it again, this is going to be a stinker. There's absolutely no way this is going to be a good show.
 
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Dr.Retarded said:
Oh my God this is going to be the greatest show ever! I can't wait!

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Also the theme from Hamburger Hill popped up as the next video after watching that abomination. Probably because I listen to it on occasions when I'm out walking the dogs or washing the dishes for making dinner. Pretty sure I'd be happier just going back and listening to that soundtrack or watching the movie again for the umpteenth time.



I know I've already said it before and I'll say it again, this is going to be a stinker. There's absolutely no way this is going to be a good show.
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On the upside, at least the Alien isn't white...
 
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On the upside, at least the Alien isn't white...
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I mean it all honesty I'd be pretty happy if the alien was white and murdering a whole bunch of magicians in outer space. At least that would be somewhat entertaining and original.

Fucking show should be about a retarded ship of magicians that crash land onto LV 426 and don't know what the hell they're doing. They just go and collect the eggs because they think they can sell them for drugs or something. Then the aliens get them. It practically writes itself. You don't need the capitalist company involved, it's all about the brother fighting the man going out there because they got the down low on something special on a planet that was worth a lot of money, and they assumed it was probably something you could turn into drugs!
 
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Dr.Retarded said:
I mean it all honesty I'd be pretty happy if the alien was white and murdering a whole bunch of magicians in outer space. At least that would be somewhat entertaining and original.
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Now we have an 'angry black Alien can't catch a break' scenario instead.
 
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