Annoying shit your wife does

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trex said:
I'll take a few bucks too
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Maybe he's into lactation videos too. You could do your own daycare AND make more than Tyen at the same time!

Wait, do you already make more than Tyen just finding change in the couch cushions?
 
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Not married, but my longtime girlfriend does this a lot. She sees something on TV or the internet, like some project. Oh it's no big deal, yeah because they have a staff of people, cut all the "work", and condense it down to 2-10 minutes and then she will say "it won't be a big deal, it looks easy". Yeah I could cut down a year long project into 2 minutes and it would look "easy".

Then I ask 5 questions she hasn't thought of and she gets made at me. According to her building the Panama canal is/will be easy because it only took 30 minutes on TV.
 
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LOL I love these renovation shows - and the home owners are like "I don't know if I CAN DEAL WITH ANOTHER RENOVATION!" I am like "They are doing NOTHING other than writing a check! How is that 'dealing with' anything other than the $$..." its not like they are DOING the work.
 
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LOL I love these renovation shows - and the home owners are like "I don't know if I CAN DEAL WITH ANOTHER RENOVATION!" I am like "They are doing NOTHING other than writing a check! How is that 'dealing with' anything other than the $$..." its not like they are DOING the work.
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Some guy just said this in the home projects thread 2 days ago.
 
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OOpse... I was just now catching up on that thread. My shower project is almost complete and was going to post it up ;-)
 
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Xadion said:
LOL I love these renovation shows - and the home owners are like "I don't know if I CAN DEAL WITH ANOTHER RENOVATION!" I am like "They are doing NOTHING other than writing a check! How is that 'dealing with' anything other than the $$..." its not like they are DOING the work.
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It's stressful having people farting up your house.
 
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Dude has a household income of what, 200-300k a year? More? In a low tax state. Of course he thinks that it's easy to keep spending under control while putting away savings. Only a fucking basket case couldn't make that work with next to no effort. Shit, I only live off my salary before profits, at around 110k a year, in a place where the cost of living is probably close to double, I don't bother controlling my spending on anything, and have a hard time spending more than 60-70k a year unless I've made a big purchase. But it's a whole different ballgame for a family with a household income in the 5 figure or low 6 figure range.

I do track everything meticulously, though. If only for curiosity. It's nice to be able to look up where it's going instantly. I've been using Quicken for 6-7 years, and it works fairly well. Some annoying shit, and they tend to break shit with every update, but it's good enough for me. Its handy as I also use it to track investment history and performance, which my accountant prefers to me just handing them a stack of trading records. It automatically downloads all transactions from my bank website, all I have to do is just categorize things. Maybe takes me ten minutes a week. And that's mostly time spent entering cash transactions manually.
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By me an xbox bro :p
 
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trex said:
I'll take a few bucks too
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If he is like me he'd rather donate it to this site or a charity which gives 10% of its money to non-CEO or marketing activities.

Eomer said:
Dude has a household income of what, 200-300k a year? More? In a low tax state. Of course he thinks that it's easy to keep spending under control while putting away savings. Only a fucking basket case couldn't make that work with next to no effort. Shit, I only live off my salary before profits, at around 110k a year, in a place where the cost of living is probably close to double, I don't bother controlling my spending on anything, and have a hard time spending more than 60-70k a year unless I've made a big purchase. But it's a whole different ballgame for a family with a household income in the 5 figure or low 6 figure range.

I do track everything meticulously, though. If only for curiosity. It's nice to be able to look up where it's going instantly. I've been using Quicken for 6-7 years, and it works fairly well. Some annoying shit, and they tend to break shit with every update, but it's good enough for me. Its handy as I also use it to track investment history and performance, which my accountant prefers to me just handing them a stack of trading records. It automatically downloads all transactions from my bank website, all I have to do is just categorize things. Maybe takes me ten minutes a week. And that's mostly time spent entering cash transactions manually.
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What is a budget?
 
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Leaving the room with the TV on. It would literally run all day if I didn't turn it off. She's even said as much to me, defending her position because people she knows does it like it's normal and acceptable.
This especially annoys me when it's a show I'm keeping progress on and she could have paused it.
 
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We have received 4 decorative pillows in the mail in the last week.
 
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Vinen said:
If he is like me he'd rather donate it to this site or a charity which gives 10% of its money to non-CEO or marketing activities.



What is a budget?
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It's when you can't buy the house you want to without selling yours first
 
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Not my wife, but.....

When I am watching something on TV without fail she will come in through the first 1/2 of it and go...ok what did I miss. Then she will promptly leave and come back 5 mins before the end and ask the same thing. Lately she did it with Strangers Things and its like... I don't even have time. You'll have to watch it yourself.

Though now that I think about it..the obvious solution is to turn on porn. Get her caught up quick.....
 
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downloads a nice app to meal plan because I look "run down" lately. Cooks once in two weeks.
 
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This has and will always happen. No matter how much sex I'm getting, I still need to sometimes watch some porn and rub one out.
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Pretty much. Just explain that you're going to get relief from somewhere. I'd rather it be from you but It's gonna be from somewhere so put up or shut up.
 
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Even if you were getting laid 3 times a day, you'll hit a saturation point. At some point you need to break up the routine by watching a vid of 1 girl getting her ass eaten while she deepthroats a 9" lap hog.
 
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I don't think you worded that properly because to me it reads that she is simultaneously deepthroating a 9" lap hog and eating ass.
 
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