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Loser Araysar

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No real ballers don't wear fitbits cuz they know they weight don't matter.

wrong again, real ballers wear a fitbit because they want to live as long as possible to enjoy their money
 

Asshat Foler

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wrong again, real ballers wear a fitbit because they want to live as long as possible to enjoy their money
Wrong again. Real ballers know they can do whatever the f they want because they got enough money to clone theyselves and live forever
 

Loser Araysar

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Wrong again. Real ballers know they can do whatever the f they want because they got enough money to clone theyselves and live forever

Wrong again cause the tech isnt there
 
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Loser Araysar

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Wrong again. Only the rich would know.
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checkmate comrade

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Ball in hole people. Everyone can go home now.

 
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You guys are a fucking joke who don't know how to flex. Look at this: a vintage spread of Popular Mechanics magazines from 2012-2014. Note that some are in a plastic sleeve. Do you think you can just buy this shit anywhere? Nuh uh.

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Loser Araysar

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You guys are a fucking joke who don't know how to flex. Look at this: a vintage spread of Popular Mechanics magazines from 2012-2014. Note that some are in a plastic sleeve. Do you think you can just buy this shit anywhere? Nuh uh.

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how about a spread of your finest shirts and pants bro
 

DickTrickle

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how about a spread of your finest shirts and pants bro

Man, I don't know. Punk really set the bar there. Let's just do my kid's diapers instead. 10 of them all lined up in their full glory.
 
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DickTrickle

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bro, how about laying out your finest and most cherished DVDs?

Oh man, you don't even know what you just stepped in to. Eight ball corner pocket, motherfucker. This flex is gotta shake your world. It'll probably hit Punko so hard his Hugo Boss t-shirt will shred right off.

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Yeah, that's right, DVD cases and inserts for ripped DVD ISOs from the early 2010s. And, well, the real deal for Magic Mike. You can't skimp on that, bro.
 
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Loser Araysar

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Oh man, you don't even know what you just stepped in to. Eight ball corner pocket, motherfucker. This flex is gotta shake your world. It'll probably hit Punko so hard his Hugo Boss t-shirt will shred right off.

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Yeah, that's right, DVD cases and inserts for ripped DVD ISOs from the early 2010s. And, well, the real deal for Magic Mike. You can't skimp on that, bro.

Lmao at the ripped copy of The Abyss

Also why would anyone torrent simpsons seasons after season 9??
 

DickTrickle

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Lmao at the ripped copy of The Abyss

Also why would anyone torrent simpsons seasons after season 9??
It was a gift for someone so I just got them all (now said person is my wife but we never watch them, so they're relegated to a crappy basement shelf). I don't know why I don't throw them all away as I haven't watched a DVD in probably five years. I guess I keep them for glorious moments like this.
 
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You guys are a fucking joke who don't know how to flex. Look at this: a vintage spread of Popular Mechanics magazines from 2012-2014. Note that some are in a plastic sleeve. Do you think you can just buy this shit anywhere? Nuh uh.

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I have a lot of now vintage car brochures that I got starting from when I was a kid. Dad used to take me around to the dealerships a few times a year to look at cars, and I'd load up on brochures. I forgot about them until last fall. My SO found them, and we spent a long time looking at them. She's not a car person, but she loved some of the Honda stuff. All of them are mint and as new. I can sell them on Ebay for like...$1.
 
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It was a gift for someone so I just got them all (now said person is my wife but we never watch them, so they're relegated to a crappy basement shelf). I don't know why I don't throw them all away as I haven't watched a DVD in probably five years. I guess I keep them for glorious moments like this.

This is a good strategy. So far in this thread that post was the most impressive.

If I make it to my moms in the near future I will
post a pic of her seven giant totes of inventoried VHS tapes. I hope that’s my inheritance from her so I can hang with this thread.
 
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Loser Araysar

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This is a good strategy. So far in this thread that post was the most impressive.

If I make it to my moms in the near future I will
post a pic of her seven giant totes of inventoried VHS tapes. I hope that’s my inheritance from her so I can hang with this thread.

BALLER.

take notes Punko Punko

People straight up posting ancient antique VHS collections while youre still trying to impress us with shirts and a car bumper
 

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BALLER.

take notes Punko Punko

People straight up posting ancient antique VHS collections while youre still trying to impress us with shirts and a car bumper

I couldn't care less, if those things make people happy, that's great.

Doesn't invalidate my point that you are poor as fuck, and a loudmouth weasel.
 
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Loser Araysar

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I couldn't care less, if those things make people happy, that's great.

Doesn't invalidate my point that you are poor as fuck, and a loudmouth weasel.

6 minutes, not bad.

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