Assassin's Creed Shadows
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Bald Brah
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This can't be real? Can it?
I mean the fake African samurai is enough to keep me away. I thought the girlboss ninja was the icing on the dei garbage cake. But they have a tranny sumo too? No fucking way!
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Lanx
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rikishi is literally this bbs avatar
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is the sumo chud rikishi or just some other random? man i can't keep track
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rikishi has always meant japanese sumo wrestler to me just wwe made it a samoan wrestlers ringname.
vince pitched the idea he used for yokozuna (gran champion in sumo) only no tights, in other words let dat ass hang out.
girls in high school attitude era liked him too . srs. they wished rikishi would give them a stinkface because they gotta know if “that thang got tang." lol
vince pitched the idea he used for yokozuna (gran champion in sumo) only no tights, in other words let dat ass hang out.
girls in high school attitude era liked him too . srs. they wished rikishi would give them a stinkface because they gotta know if “that thang got tang." lol
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Rajaah
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Rikishi was also shockingly agile for his size and put on some seriously entertaining matches. Him vs The Rock at Survivor Series 2000 isn't a stellar wrestling match or anything but it is hands-down one of the most visually-entertaining matches of the whole era.
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Rajaah
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Well they really didn't emphasize Yaaas on the cover.
Looks like the main character is the Japanese guy towering over everything, who I assume is...the bad guy? Maybe Nobunaga? Who knows.
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Bald Brah
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It's still bullshit that the only guy who was definitely not a samurai is the only one wearing traditional samurai armor. Even though they did it to hide his face.
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Rajaah
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If people want an Assassin's Creed game set in Japan that stars a Japanese dude, doesn't rewrite history, and actually respects Japan, at least we'll always have the first Ghost of Tsushima.
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Ubisoft Desperately Tells Players They Can Skip Playing as Black Samurai Yasuke “For Any Reason” in Assassin’s Creed Shadows
Ubisoft told players that they could skip playing as either of the two protagonists in Assassin's Creed Shadows, including Yasuke.
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apparently a few hundred copies of the game were sold on ebay and people are able to install, patch up, and play now a month before release lol. who knows if this is true or not but 4chan leaked major plot points and it basically shits all over Japanese history, hahaha
i'll play some day for the lulz and since I've platinumed every Assassins Creed game so far but it'll be free on PS+ in like 3 years. By then I assume Ubisoft will be completely dismantled and sold for parts.
i'll play some day for the lulz and since I've platinumed every Assassins Creed game so far but it'll be free on PS+ in like 3 years. By then I assume Ubisoft will be completely dismantled and sold for parts.
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Gavinmad
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The industry shills are reporting on it too at this point so it's probably real.
Anyone else have one of their first thoughts be that the leak could have been from Ubisoft themselves? Either as a hail mary to try and generate some positive buzz for the game, or to have something to try and deflect blame when the game flops? Or both.
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