AssHat 2019 Voting Round 1

iannis · Nov 8, 2019

This is the asshat thread. It's every OTHER thread that's the shitpost thread.

Plus I think you just hate jews.

lurkingdirk · Nov 8, 2019

This thread is a fine example of why we have AssHat awards.

wormie · Nov 8, 2019

Lightning Lord Rule said:
Wormie, this thread is for voting, not campaigning.

If you can't vote correctly STFU, or you're done here.

Look at this fucking boomer. What a party pooper

lurkingdirk · Nov 8, 2019

wormie said:
Look at this fucking boomer. What a party pooper

Yeah. Fuck that guy.

But you should vote properly...

Titan_Atlas · Nov 8, 2019

Please all vote for me, I'd like to make the second round against Mist who I will reverse Trump and we'll finally have a woman win. Also, is Ardesco a real person, I feel like i'm being shareblue trolled by the CIA in my bracket.

AngryGerbil · Nov 8, 2019

ZyyzYzzy said:
You're the only one saying that happened. I highlighted and bolded named just fine.

Seems to me you are retarded since you are the only one with these random problems.

That phenomenon has been happening to me for almost a year.

Hekotat · Nov 8, 2019

I'm not going to be able to vote this year, I finally broke down and ignored all the annoying trolls.

Bubbles gets mad dapp for posting all the asian waifus I can't reach.

Tarisk · Nov 8, 2019

Lightning Lord Rule said:
That bracket's a little wonky looking, but good job overall

Vanessa vs. Tarisk - Too bad Tarisk got paired against Vanessa here, or he would have gone farther up the charts riding the same neg hate as Mudcrush.

I'm actually so happy with you all right now. I really thought i'd get far less votes than I have with someone like Vanessa.

khorum · Nov 8, 2019

Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris vs. Sieger

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler vs. maskedmelon

Tarisk · Nov 8, 2019

AngryGerbil said:
On principle I didn't vote for anyone I've never heard of.

Serious question. I'm amazed you voted for me over Vanessa based on this logic alone. How does this work for that decision?

You even said my reacting only without conversing why you nominated me(I think, too lazy/not caring to find your post, so it might have been someone else). Vanessa has the opposite issue practically, at least in terms of posts and never knowing when to shut the fuck up.

Titan_Atlas · Nov 8, 2019

Tarisk said:
Serious question. I'm amazed you voted for me over Vanessa based on this logic alone. How does this work for that decision?

You even said my reacting only without conversing why you nominated me(I think, too lazy/not caring to find your post, so it might have been someone else). Vanessa has the opposite issue practically, at least in terms of posts and never knowing when to shut the fuck up.

He voted for you because he believed you would make this exact post, and out yourself as a faggot.

Mudcrush Durtfeet · Nov 8, 2019

Titan_Atlas said:
He voted for you because he believed you would make this exact post, and out yourself as a faggot.

Agree.

Titan_Atlas · Nov 8, 2019

Mudcrush Durtfeet said:
Agree.

Shave a dogs ass and turn him towards the sunrise. Helluva sight.

rhinohelix · Nov 8, 2019

Standard thread provisos for votes for people I don't know and don't think are actual asshats, no harm intended, there can be only one and these people (probably) aren't it, blah blah blah.

Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris vs. Sieger

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler vs. maskedmelon

Erronius · Nov 8, 2019

lurkingdirk

What do I have to do to be a candidate? Be an absolute asshole to the ENTIRE forum for an ENTIRE year?

That's like...Screamfeeder levels of dedication.

Foler should I do it?

lurkingdirk · Nov 8, 2019

The fact that FartBlog has any votes is remarkable.

Erronius said:
lurkingdirk

What do I have to do to be a candidate? Be an absolute asshole to the ENTIRE forum for an ENTIRE year?

That's like...Screamfeeder levels of dedication.

Foler should I do it?

You have to be less likable. More of a complete douche and fuck head. Foler is the one to ask how to best do that, though Mudcrush durtfeet is doing a pretty good job right now. He thinks he can win by being annoying with negs. He can't. He's small potatoes.

lurkingdirk · Nov 8, 2019

Mudcrush Durtfeet

You are a total coward. Post some words, vote, or get out of this thread. You're a waste of skin acting as you are.

I'll not react again to your bullshit. Have a nice life.

Mudcrush Durtfeet · Nov 8, 2019

lurkingdirk said:
Mudcrush Durtfeet

You are a total coward. Post some words, vote, or get out of this thread. You're a waste of skin acting as you are.

I'll not react again to your bullshit. Have a nice life.

Why so serious?

Lightning Lord Rule · Nov 8, 2019

Erronius said:
lurkingdirk

What do I have to do to be a candidate? Be an absolute asshole to the ENTIRE forum for an ENTIRE year?

That's like...Screamfeeder levels of dedication.

Foler should I do it?

I got you fam:

Looks like you lost to a bye though, tough luck on that one

kazjim · Nov 8, 2019

Teekey vs. ~~Julian the Apostate~~

TheBeagle vs. ~~H. A. Monkey~~

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

~~wormie~~ vs. FartBlog

~~Lightning Lord Rule~~ vs. Jasker

~~Zaide~~ vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

~~Chris~~ vs. Sieger

Brando vs. ~~wellijustdontknow~~

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Foler vs. ~~maskedmelon~~

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