AssHat 2019 Voting Round 1

Mudcrush Durtfeet · Nov 8, 2019

lurkingdirk said:
Mudcrush Durtfeet

You are a total coward. Post some words, vote, or get out of this thread. You're a waste of skin acting as you are.

I'll not react again to your bullshit. Have a nice life.

Being nominated for this thing, I feel that I have a right to post here as long as I do not violate the rules of this forum. I feel no urge to vote, as I do not really care who 'wins'. I think this vote, like most polls and votes on these forums, is stupid, so I am acting as I sometimes do in response to that.

Also, your tears are delicious.

Jasker · Nov 8, 2019

If you read my thread it’s some mentally ill dude thats not very educated.

How the fuck am I lurched in some competition with the likes of Ossoi?

fuck me this is gay

lurkingdirk · Nov 8, 2019

Mudcrush Durtfeet said:
Being nominated for this thing, I feel that I have a right to post here as long as I do not violate the rules of this forum. I feel no urge to vote, as I do not really care who 'wins'. I think this vote, like most polls and votes on these forums, is stupid, so I am acting as I sometimes do in response to that.

Also, your tears are delicious.

No tears. Just thinking you're useless. So congrats on that.

And now you get to be on ignore! Enjoy being bitter to no effect.

Mudcrush Durtfeet · Nov 8, 2019

lurkingdirk said:
No tears. Just thinking you're useless. So congrats on that.

And now you get to be on ignore! Enjoy being bitter to no effect.

Now who is the coward?

AladainAF · Nov 8, 2019

Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

~~wormie~~ vs. FartBlog

~~Lightning Lord Rule~~ vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. ~~Mudcrush Durtfeet~~

Chris vs. ~~Sieger~~

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

~~Titan_Atlas~~ vs. ardesco

Foler vs. ~~maskedmelon~~

Chukzombi · Nov 8, 2019

Tarisk said:
I'm actually so happy with you all right now. I really thought i'd get far less votes than I have with someone like Vanessa.

Vanessa is actually a nice person, when he isnt attention bullying people

Sanrith Descartes · Nov 8, 2019

So I am noticing a pattern.

Brando

Ossoi

Mudcrush Durtfeet etc. All general douchebags who should rightfully win this award but also free riders who shit the place up without donating a dime.

So for some on the list of nominees, at least they balance (somewhat) their negativity with cold hard cash in terms of donations. For the others though, it is just straight negative drag. Kind of like people who live in certain parts of our major metro areas sucking off the tit of the masses while giving nothing positive back in return.

Aychamo BanBan · Nov 8, 2019

Foler

OhSeven · Nov 8, 2019

Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate
Who the fuck is Julian the Apostate?

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey
Sorry Beagle, but who the fuck is H. A. Monkey?

Ossoi vs. Pharone
Easy

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer
The first good match up of the wildcard round. Uber has his moments, but even with Sadre's redemption arc, he still wins this round by an asshair.

wormie vs. FartBlog
Sorry wormie, but who the fuck is FartBlog?

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker
LLR is my guy, everyone is a bigger asshat than LLR.

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet
Only a virulent racist would give this post a garbage rating.

Chris vs. Sieger
Easy

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow
Personal pick for this years winner.

Vanessa vs. Tarisk
Vanessa is mentally ill, Tarisk is an asshat.

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco
Sorry Titan, but who the fuck is ardesco?

Foler vs. maskedmelon
Foler is an asshat, but he's a cool asshat, an asshat for a more civilized age.

Sebudai · Nov 8, 2019

Teekey

TheBeagle

Ossoi (nobody is beating Ossoi and I think we all know this*)

Sadre Spinegnawer

FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule (gotta protect my fellow officer Jasker)

Zaide

Chris

Brando (*except for maybe this guy)

Tarisk

Titan_Atlas

Foler

There's a half dozen or so people I don't recognize.

Hoss · Nov 9, 2019

Where is the campaigning thread?

Teekey

H. A. Monkey

Ossoi

Uber Uberest

wormie

Lightning Lord Rule

Zaide

Sieger

Brando

Vanessa

Titan_Atlas

Foler

yerm · Nov 9, 2019

Phone is the only good way to foh and we shouldn't be locked out of voting when using one because some autistic nerd insists on shit voting rules. Who the fuck reads forums AT their PC? Play a real fucking video game or look at porn or something. PC master race for games, street shitter tier for forums. Shitposting is for when you are on the toilet, on your knee pretending to work at your desk, someone else is driving, etc.

Fuck bold.

Zapatta · Nov 9, 2019

yerm said:
Phone is the only good way to foh and we shouldn't be locked out of voting when using one because some autistic nerd insists on shit voting rules. Who the fuck reads forums AT their PC? Play a real fucking video game or look at porn or something. PC master race for games, street shitter tier for forums. Shitposting is for when you are on the toilet, on your knee pretending to work at your desk, someone else is driving, etc.

Fuck bold.

How many folks did you see actually follow any rules? Whoever did needs their ballot voided. This is FOH we piss where we fuck.

Ukerric · Nov 9, 2019

Teekey

TheBeagle

Pharone

Uber Uberest

wormie

Jasker

Zaide

Sieger

Brando

Tarisk

ardesco

Foler

Bubbles · Nov 9, 2019

what I see happening in the very near future. Call me Bubbledamus

iannis · Nov 9, 2019

Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate -- If you talk to Teekey about trump or Julian about God you're gonna have a bad time. Neither are so bad though.

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey -- I don't think Beagle is going to deliver long term.

Ossoi vs. Pharone -- I mean.. he's no Punko.

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer -- Because I still remember your postfarming thread in the rickshaw circa 2002 FOH boards.

wormie vs. FartBlog -- What? I thought he died. I like those GoT posts.

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker -- It takes a special sort.

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet -- The path to zero demands it

Chris vs. Sieger -- Sure, Bob was a fucking commie... but he was a nice commie.

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow -- I axed myself, who should I vote against? And then realized the answer was in the question.

Vanessa vs. Tarisk -- Tits for votes. I for one respect our traditions. Payment made, service delivered.

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco -- I'm pretty sure that i'll get infracted if i vote against amod.

Foler vs. maskedmelon -- If he wins you gotta let him out of the shaw. Thems the rules.

iannis · Nov 9, 2019

yerm said:
Phone is the only good way to foh and we shouldn't be locked out of voting when using one because some autistic nerd insists on shit voting rules. Who the fuck reads forums AT their PC? Play a real fucking video game or look at porn or something. PC master race for games, street shitter tier for forums. Shitposting is for when you are on the toilet, on your knee pretending to work at your desk, someone else is driving, etc.

Fuck bold.

It honestly is ass trying to do that on a phone.

Hoss · Nov 9, 2019

Hold on Vanessa showed tits for votes? We're they girl tits?

Denamian · Nov 9, 2019

Teekey vs. Julian the Apostate

TheBeagle vs. H. A. Monkey

Ossoi vs. Pharone

Uber Uberest vs. Sadre Spinegnawer

wormie vs. FartBlog

Lightning Lord Rule vs. Jasker

Zaide vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Chris vs. Sieger

Brando vs. wellijustdontknow

Vanessa vs. Tarisk

Titan_Atlas vs. ardesco

Gamma Rays · Nov 9, 2019

Wow, I love how the Asshat thread brings out the Asshattedness.

It becomes a self fulfilling thing.

AssHat 2019 Voting Round 1

Hungry Ogre

something

AssHat Taint

Hungry Ogre

Best Rabbit

Millie's Staff Member

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Mediocre Negro

Ssraeszha Raider

Make America's Team Great Again

Golden Baronet of the Realm

Krugman's Fax Machine

Bearded Ape

2022 Asshat Award Winner

Musty Nester

Musty Nester

Make America's Team Great Again

Night Janitor

Large sized member