AssHat 2019 Voting Round 2

lurkingdirk · Nov 10, 2019

New round, new bracket! See the list for voting below. Again, please copy and paste the entire list and make your choices clear.

You have until sometime on Tuesday afternoon/evening to vote. Vote now!

Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad

ZyyzYzzy · Nov 10, 2019

Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad

khorum · Nov 10, 2019

Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad

Lanx · Nov 10, 2019

Teekey

Tarrant

TheBeagle

Ossoi

Hodg

xequecal

wormie

a_skeleton_03

Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith

Chris

Brando

Zapatta

screamfeeder

Titan_Atlas

Foler

hodj · Nov 10, 2019

Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad

wormie · Nov 10, 2019

Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AngryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder - This right here is peak gay

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad

sleevedraw · Nov 10, 2019

This one is a little harder.

Teekey - not this one, though

Frenzied Wombat

khorum - Difficult. Beagle's not asshat, just a blackpill. Subtle but distinct difference. And even though khorum's an asshat, I'd have a beer and discuss politics with him. Or he could have a beer, and I'd have an appletini

Ossoi - Bubbles occasionally has decent pictures; not often, but occasionally

Sadre Sprinegnawer - #autismawareness

Xequecal - Dirk comes across as well-meaning even if we disagree politically; Xeq does not

wormie

a_skeleton_03 - Only post your dick if it's an attractive one

Mudcrush Durtfeet - Is he a tryhard who wants the award? Yes. I say give it to him, and also Shaw/reaction ban him when he wins.

Merrith - Uses macros to craft in FFXIV; kos has a good taste in prog rock

Chris - Lithose writes better novellas than Chris does

Brando - lol

Vanessa

Lendarios - Scream makes me laugh occasionally

Titan_Atlas - I pity Mist more than I think she's an asshat, and she occasionally has some pretty good posts in tech threads

Foler - More than meets the forum's middle-aged dudebro quota all by himself

Kovaks · Nov 10, 2019

Mudcrush Durtfeet

Koushirou · Nov 10, 2019

Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodj vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AngryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavinmad

Zaara · Nov 10, 2019

Tee key

Tarrant

TheBeagle

Bubbles

Sadre Sprinegnawer

Xequecal

Wormie

Jasker

Mudcrush Durtfeet

pharmakos

Chris

Brando

Vanessa

Lendarios

Titan_Atlas

Foler

a_skeleton_05 · Nov 10, 2019

Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie (Androgynous Gerbil?)

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas (It's too fucking early for this matchup)

Foler vs. Gavnmad

pharmakos · Nov 10, 2019

*Chukzombie* vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. *Tarrant*

*khorum* vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. *Bubbles*

Hodg vs. *Sadre Sprinegnawer*

lurkingdirk vs. *xequecal*

AndgryGerbil vs. *wormie*

jasker vs. *a_skeleton_03*

Tuco vs.* Mudcrush Durtfeet*

*Merrith* vs. pharmakos

*Lithose *vs. Chris

*Brando* vs. iannis

*Zapatta* vs. Vanessa

*Lendarios* vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. *Titan_Atlas*

Foler vs.* Gavnmad*

Hosix · Nov 10, 2019

Teekey

Tarrant

TheBeagle

Ossoi

Sadre Sprinegnawer

Xequecal

Wormie

Jasker

Mudcrush Durtfeet

pharmakos

Chris

Brando

Zapatta

Screamfeeder

Titan_Atlas

Foler

Gask · Nov 10, 2019

Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad

Zapatta · Nov 10, 2019

Chukzombie vs. Teekey - but I am giving Chuk the benefit of the doubt that he probably has male pattern baldness and has to wear sad old man hats, probably has a mustache and driving gloves too.

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant - All our posters named for overly emotional animals are cool in my book, one of em has hot sisters with nice jewbs, cant remember which so they both get a pass**

khorum vs. TheBeagle - Korum has never salted me and Beagle thinks its impossible to win in Trumpmerica, he needs one under his belt to regain some confidence

Ossoi vs. Bubbles - Bubbles dodging a bullet in this pairing

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer - Sadre's Kratom + Psilocybin babbling has been more lucid than Hodge's love of tranny's lately.

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal - Dirk is a dick not an asshat. so he is DQ'd

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie - All our posters named for overly emotional animals are cool in my book, one of em has hot sisters with nice jewbs, cant remember which so they both get a pass**

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03 - it's a life goal for him

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - say what you want about Mudcrush, but at least he is unwavering & consistent in his convictions.

Merrith vs. pharmakos - yeah sorry I dont really have a strong opinion about either , I abstain.

Lithose vs. Chris - One wants to have ISIS on your PTA and it's not Lith

Brando vs. iannis - Iannis is only an eighth of a Tuco, not enough to get rewarded.

Zapatta vs. Vanessa - I am pretty maxed out on scores and trophies and I am a completionist, I dont wanna have to come back later to complete this side quest.

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder - I hire former addicts and try and give them a shot at turning their life around, Scream might be able to some day be a functioning member of society after he hits rock bottom and tries to rebound, Lend is rock bottom and hasnt moved.

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas - 3 Words ... Star Citizen Online

Foler vs. Gavnmad - yeah I have no interest in trying to solve the Kobayashi Maru, I got better things to do.

Chukzombi · Nov 10, 2019

Teekey- hard choice there lol
Frenzied Wombat - i dont think you're an asshat, but i like tarrant.
TheBeagle- i find your lack of faith disturbing.
Ossoi -bubbles knows his porn, ossoi is a brit.
Sadre Sprinegnawer -you arent an asshat, Hodj is monica though.
xequeel your bait worked
wormie i dont mind you that much, but i had to pick one.
a_skeleton_03, not a fan of your parachute forum trashing techniques. its an foh board, warts and all, accept it and move on.
Mudcrush Durtfeet you want it, you got it
pharmakos ok, you win
Chris hooligan!

Brando, im rooting for you.
Vanessa- nothing against you resally, i love me some zap news
Lendario i have both on ignore, but the reason why i have lend is his purposeful retardspeak
Mist- if you pledge allegiance to GEOTUS i will change my vote
Gavnmad you have never been fair to me. foler 3.0 is a good guy.

Punko · Nov 10, 2019

Chukzombie vs. Teekey

Frenzied Wombat vs. Tarrant

khorum vs. TheBeagle

Ossoi vs. Bubbles

Hodg vs. Sadre Sprinegnawer

lurkingdirk vs. xequecal

AndgryGerbil vs. wormie

jasker vs. a_skeleton_03

Tuco vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet

Merrith vs. pharmakos

Lithose vs. Chris

Brando vs. iannis

Zapatta vs. Vanessa

Lendarios vs. screamfeeder

Mist vs. Titan_Atlas

Foler vs. Gavnmad

chthonic-anemos · Nov 10, 2019

Teekey

Tarrant

khorum

Ossoi

Sadre Sprinegnawer

xequecal

AndgryGerbil

jasker

Mudcrush Durtfeet

pharmakos

Chris

Brando

Vanessa

screamfeeder

Titan_Atlas

Foler

Hoss · Nov 10, 2019

Teekey

Frenzied Wombat

khorum

Bubbles

Hodg

xequecal

wormie

a_skeleton_03

Tuco

pharmakos

Lithose

Brando

Zapatta

screamfeeder

Titan_Atlas

Foler

Burns · Nov 10, 2019

Teekey

Tarrant

TheBeagle

Bubbles

Sadre Sprinegnawer

xequecal

wormie

a_skeleton_03

Mudcrush Durtfeet

pharmakos

Chris

Brando

Zapatta

screamfeeder

Titan_Atlas

Foler

Search

AssHat 2019 Voting Round 2

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

ZyyzYzzy

RIP USA

khorum

Murder Apologist

Lanx

hodj

Vox Populi Jihadi

Asshat wormie

2023 Asshat Award Winner

sleevedraw

Revolver Ocelot

Kovaks

Mr. Poopybutthole

Koushirou

Log Wizard

Zaara

I'm With HER ♀

a_skeleton_05

pharmakos

soʞɐɯɹɐɥd

Hosix

All labs matter!

Gask

Silver Baron of the Realm

Zapatta

Post Shitter

Chukzombi

Millie's Staff Member

Punko

Macho Ma'am

chthonic-anemos

bitchute.com/video/EvyOjOORbg5l/

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again

Burns

Avatar of War Slayer