AssHat 2022 Final Round!

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

Hoss

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WAIT. I demand a halt to voting lurkingdirk lurkingdirk

I forgot to nominate Hoss Hoss for the idiocy of watching Better Call Saul without watching Breaking Bad first

I lost to rajaah in the 2nd round cock snorter.

Also for the record, I stopped in the middle of BB and watched the making of el camino, then went back to BB, stopped again and watched El Camino, then went back and finished BB.
 
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Chukzombi

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so I read the 7 pages of dribble in this thread and realized that none of you have brought forward one of my alleged "qualifying" traits for this title. I went back and checked whether it was mentioned in the previous rounds, and it was not. It is truly pathetic of you all
Bubbles, i just bought a flat cap at the thrift store and its supposedly a very expensive Swedish brand called Wigens, hats go for 200 dollars new online. i looked inside the hat at the tag and it said "Made In Estonia", does that mean its a good hat or i should throw it away?
 
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Loser Araysar

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Bubbles

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Bubbles, i just bought a flat cap at the thrift store and its supposedly a very expensive Swedish brand called Wigens, hats go for 200 dollars new online. i looked inside the hat at the tag and it said "Made In Estonia", does that mean its a good hat or i should throw it away?

keep it, it suits you because it's a fag hat
 
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Edaw

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So we should have 2 tournaments each year is what youre saying

Amod Amod I am formally petitioning for an Assclown Tournament to commence as soon as the Asshat Tournament wraps up. Would be a great way to end 2022
We probably have more assclowns than asshats, to be honest. I can think of several who would give Foler Foler a run for his money.

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Pharazon

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so I read the 7 pages of dribble in this thread and realized that none of you have brought forward one of my alleged "qualifying" traits for this title. I went back and checked whether it was mentioned in the previous rounds, and it was not. It is truly pathetic of you all
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Butthurt

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So we should have 2 tournaments each year is what youre saying

Amod Amod I am formally petitioning for an Assclown Tournament to commence as soon as the Asshat Tournament wraps up. Would be a great way to end 2022
Ass clown is a competition between the four prior asshat winners? “Winner” is assclown for the next four years?

i like where this is going…
 
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Cutlery

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I've never voted in any of these threads. I don't actually care one way or another most of the time, because most of the actual asshats just end up on ignore (Xeq, Brando, Folder) for shitting up threads more than actual asshattery. I also don't understand the Bubbles hate, he's got poor taste in women, but so do most of us, so that's not a disqualifying factor.

However, the only thing that has sealed the deal is being butthurt about an avatar change, and that's just too much lolz to ignore.

So, Bubbles.
 
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Erronius

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Foler vs Bubbles

This is kind of pointless this far in. We all know that Foler isn't going to win it, because he's a LOSER

Bubbles is just super annoying. Like the homeless guy that lives outside your walkup and tries to talk to you every morning, but it's always insipid, idiotic drivel. And for the longest time you wonder how all of your neighbors put up with him. But then, over time, opinion on him curdles kind of like milk left out in the sun. Everyone starts to think that maybe he doesn't actually bring anything to the neighborhood, and that he's just a dirty homeless Estonian bum. You'd feel a little sorry for him, except he has the means to not be fucking homeless and annoying but he never bothers.

But at least he's not as bad as Foler, the homeless guy with rotten teeth who offers to give everyone blowjobs for food while pretending that he's actually wealthy but he just doesn't like to flaunt it. And he's actually aggressive in his offensiveness, because his goal is to actually piss off as many people as possible. Taking shits on parked cars, fucking stray cats, eating stray cats, getting drunk for the sole purpose of trying to puke on the locals, pissing in mail slots...so every so often someone will chase him back to the sewers for a month or two and then people start to forget how much worse he is than Bubbles the Brodyaga.
 
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Hoss

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so I read the 7 pages of dribble

It's DRIVEL you fucking asshat. dribble is what you do on your waifu pillow.

So are you sperging out in the thot and FSR threads? Because I haven't read either in about a week. Will I see a meltdown when I get back to them next week?
 
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Pemulis

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Bubbles. Any time he peaks out of screenshots, he wins.

I haven’t seen a Foler post in months
 

Bubbles

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It's DRIVEL you fucking asshat. dribble is what you do on your waifu pillow.

So are you sperging out in the thot and FSR threads? Because I haven't read either in about a week. Will I see a meltdown when I get back to them next week?

and yet, my third language is still better than most of the people first over here. Gotta thank the socialist educational system
 
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Regime

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It’s gotta be Bubbles.
He bet on the niners during the Super Bowl.
 
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