AssHat 2023 Final Round!! Do it!

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



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    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Lightning Lord Rule

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Araysar said:
Many of you will vote for wormie because he is a Jew and you don't like Jews. That's fair reason to vote for wormie.

But what if I told you we are both Jews?

It's true, I mentioned here in posts throughout the years. @Sanrith Descartes will even confirm

Take Jew out of the equation and you wouldn't even remember wormie, outside of being Jewish he has nothing. He is no Asshat and he could never be.
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I hate to do this to you, but... wait, I don't really.


Let's follow this logic along. Araysar = Jew and wormie = Jew. So, to those who don't like Jews, a vote for either is the same: Anti-Jew. HOWEVER, both are from a subset of Jews: Araysar = Russian Jew, and wormie = Ukrainian Jew (Odessa region, iirc). By this logic, Araysar cannot vote for himself as asshat, since Ukrainian Jews are in the pocket of globohomo, his avowed enemy and wormie is of that tribal subset. Since Araysar cannot vote for himself without putting the lie to the last 2 years of his posts in the Ukraine thread, even he agrees he is not the biggest Asshat this year.


Argue with that!
 
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Lightning Lord Rule said:
I hate to do this to you, but... wait, I don't really.


Let's follow this logic along. Araysar = Jew and wormie = Jew. So, to those who don't like Jews, a vote for either is the same: Anti-Jew. HOWEVER, both are from a subset of Jews: Araysar = Russian Jew, and wormie = Ukrainian Jew (Odessa region, iirc). By this logic, Araysar cannot vote for himself as asshat, since Ukrainian Jews are in the pocket of globohomo, his avowed enemy and wormie is of that tribal subset. Since Araysar cannot vote for himself without putting the lie to the last 2 years of his posts in the Ukraine thread, even he agrees he is not the biggest Asshat this year.


Argue with that!
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Araysar

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Lightning Lord Rule said:
I hate to do this to you, but... wait, I don't really.


Let's follow this logic along. Araysar = Jew and wormie = Jew. So, to those who don't like Jews, a vote for either is the same: Anti-Jew. HOWEVER, both are from a subset of Jews: Araysar = Russian Jew, and wormie = Ukrainian Jew (Odessa region, iirc). By this logic, Araysar cannot vote for himself as asshat, since Ukrainian Jews are in the pocket of globohomo, his avowed enemy and wormie is of that tribal subset. Since Araysar cannot vote for himself without putting the lie to the last 2 years of his posts in the Ukraine thread, even he agrees he is not the biggest Asshat this year.


Argue with that!
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I never voted for myself, so checkmate

I am asking everyone else to vote for me because wormie is a nobody
 
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Araysar

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Lightning Lord Rule said:
Evasion and deflection doesn't change the fact that you can't think a Russian is a bigger asshat than a Hohol!
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As I have mentioned before, I plan to make "Asshat" a positive thing in this community. We will celebrate asshats and have all kinds of asshat events throughout the year to celebrate our asshats

So checkmate, again.

What else you got?
 
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Lightning Lord Rule

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MusicForFish said:
No no, the overexplaining how it all connects meme was accurate!
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I wasn't explaining connections other than 2 people to 2 things. Is that really a maze of connections? Do you need to check an old drive buried in a closet from your old apartment back in Canuckistan when you have time, to figure out 2 and 2? Come on bro.
 
MusicForFish

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Lightning Lord Rule said:
I wasn't explaining connections other than 2 people to 2 things. Is that really a maze of connections? Do you need to check an old drive buried in a closet from your old apartment back in Canuckistan when you have time, to figure out 2 and 2? Come on bro.
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Yes I do, how dare you
 
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Lightning Lord Rule said:
I hate to do this to you, but... wait, I don't really.


Let's follow this logic along. Araysar = Jew and wormie = Jew. So, to those who don't like Jews, a vote for either is the same: Anti-Jew. HOWEVER, both are from a subset of Jews: Araysar = Russian Jew, and wormie = Ukrainian Jew (Odessa region, iirc). By this logic, Araysar cannot vote for himself as asshat, since Ukrainian Jews are in the pocket of globohomo, his avowed enemy and wormie is of that tribal subset. Since Araysar cannot vote for himself without putting the lie to the last 2 years of his posts in the Ukraine thread, even he agrees he is not the biggest Asshat this year.


Argue with that!
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Actually Ukraine is a fake country invented by Lenin to get extra votes in the League of Nations, it has always been Russian. Did you know it used to be called Kieven Russ? That's Russ as in Russia. It's just a fake divide pushed by NATO and their Nazi goons who are aggressively surrounding Russia with nuclear bases.

So they are both the same kind of Jew.
 
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Wormie - Because he's a disingenuous debater who acts like yesterday doesn't exist and constantly moves goalposts.
 
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Araysar

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Chris said:
Actually Ukraine is a fake country invented by Lenin to get extra votes in the League of Nations, it has always been Russian. Did you know it used to be called Kieven Russ? That's Russ as in Russia. It's just a fake divide pushed by NATO and their Nazi goons who are aggressively surrounding Russia with nuclear bases.

So they are both the same kind of Jew.
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Thank you Chris Chris don't forget to vote for me
 
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Kaines

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Chris said:
Actually Ukraine is a fake country invented by Lenin to get extra votes in the League of Nations, it has always been Russian. Did you know it used to be called Kieven Russ? That's Russ as in Russia. It's just a fake divide pushed by NATO and their Nazi goons who are aggressively surrounding Russia with nuclear bases.

So they are both the same kind of Jew.
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Dude, this year's tournament isn't even over yet and you're already campaigning for 2024. At least wait until we are IN 2024, dear God.
 
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I hate all you fagots who are choosing the path of boring. Wormie probably won't even stick around enough for you to berate him for being an ass hat.

Araysar has my vote.
 
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Araysar vs. wormie

Wormie hasn't posted since Nov 2nd.. if Araysar had taken up that strategy I'd be voting for him.
 
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Lightning Lord Rule

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Araysar said:
As I have mentioned before, I plan to make "Asshat" a positive thing in this community. We will celebrate asshats and have all kinds of asshat events throughout the year to celebrate our asshats

So checkmate, again.

What else you got?
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So it's a positive, but you won't vote for yourself? Or it's a negative, and people will vote for you because they don't like you because you're Jewish?

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DickTrickle said:
I hate all you fagots who are choosing the path of boring. Wormie probably won't even stick around enough for you to berate him for being an ass hat.

Araysar has my vote.
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All you have to do is notice something and he shows up like its the Hebrew Bat Signal.
 
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