AssHat 2023 Final Round!! Do it!

Araysar vs. wormie - No true Jewsman would lose to Brosar. Brosar falls just like his alt did. Wormie wins by a nose.

Araysar vs. wormie

Wow wormie

It seems that people are voting for you not because they think you're an Asshat, but because they want to deny me lol

Damn that's like the worst way to end up an asshat

Araysar said:

Many of you will vote for wormie because he is a Jew and you don't like Jews. That's fair reason to vote for wormie.

But what if I told you we are both Jews?

It's true, I mentioned here in posts throughout the years. Sanrith Descartes will even confirm

Take Jew out of the equation and you wouldn't even remember wormie, outside of being Jewish he has nothing. He is no Asshat and he could never be.

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Too late. I saw the Joo taking the crown in the early rounds. You never had a chance on this board against Wormie in 2023.

Joo hate is the hip and cool thing on FOH for 2023.

If wormie didn't invest so much time being intellectually dishonest in constructive discussions, he probably wouldn't get so much hate. But championing a "defend all Jews at all costs" stance just to spite the world is going to bring the smoke onto himself.

Araysar vs. wormie

I want to vote wormie but I won’t because Araysar needs the extra votes, he has been trying so hard to do what comes naturally to others.
Wormie deserves the vote for all the times he has failed to use “the Jews control everything” trope, as well as many of the other mindlessly stupid antisemitic things said around here, to prove that obviously white people aren’t all that because they admittedly are controlled by the Jews.
Shit, I have tried to pass him an assist on that front and what does he do? Shit his fucking pants and then start using it to finger-paint stick figures on his own face.
Time and time again the criticisms laid against blacks by folks round here set a standard that white people don’t live up to but Jews do. Education, political and financial success, deliberate over-representation throughout Western intuitions of influence, you name it and the Jews do it better. Well, most of them because Wormie sure as fuck doesn’t.
Homestly, it was fucking embarrassing to watch Wormie stumble because he couldn’t stop being so fucking angry about the anti-Jew bullshit. Literally half the anti-Jew arguments prove they are the superior race. Wormie never uses that to dismantle arguments, instead he plays the retarded monkey shit tossing fight game by trying to out insult people when he loses automatically because he can’t handle it when someone says “fucking Jew”.
I could go on but I have ranted and rambled enough.
However, Vodkoon gets the vote because I feel bad about how brutally he is losing. He is getting Folered, hard, in front of everyone. Sadge.

TBT-TheBigToe said:

Literally half the anti-Jew arguments prove they are the superior race.

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TBT-TheBigToe said:

Araysar vs. wormie

I want to vote wormie but I won’t because Araysar needs the extra votes, he has been trying so hard to do what comes naturally to others.
Wormie deserves the vote for all the times he has failed to use “the Jews control everything” trope, as well as many of the other mindlessly stupid antisemitic things said around here, to prove that obviously white people aren’t all that because they admittedly are controlled by the Jews.
Shit, I have tried to pass him an assist on that front and what does he do? Shit his fucking pants and then start using it to finger-paint stick figures on his own face.
Time and time again the criticisms laid against blacks by folks round here set a standard that white people don’t live up to but Jews do. Education, political and financial success, deliberate over-representation throughout Western intuitions of influence, you name it and the Jews do it better. Well, most of them because Wormie sure as fuck doesn’t.
Homestly, it was fucking embarrassing to watch Wormie stumble because he couldn’t stop being so fucking angry about the anti-Jew bullshit. Literally half the anti-Jew arguments prove they are the superior race. Wormie never uses that to dismantle arguments, instead he plays the retarded monkey shit tossing fight game by trying to out insult people when he loses automatically because he can’t handle it when someone says “fucking Jew”.
I could go on but I have ranted and rambled enough.
However, Vodkoon gets the vote because I feel bad about how brutally he is losing. He is getting Folered, hard, in front of everyone. Sadge.

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Thank you for your pity vote, but its clear that I fell a bit short this year. I thought I turned in a solid annual performance with several highlights but it just wasn't enough and I recognize that.

I'm going to take some time to reflect over Thanksgiving holiday about all the things I am thankful for and how blessed I am. I am going to review my 2023 posts and what I could have done better. I can see already several ways how to improve for 2024.

First and foremost, I will disperse my shitposting to every corner of the forum and will no longer limit myself to pol. I will shitpost in screenshots, post text only posts in FSR thread, and post shelly in your porno threads occassionally behind spoiler tags. Its important to realize that while I produced massive quantities of posts in several threads in pol, they only rustle the same handful of posters. It is important to be diverse and diversify into rustling people in Screenshots, MMO threads, regular video game threads, books, movies, and everywhere else.

Second, I am going to increase the quantity of shit posts to make sure we have adequate coverage in every section of the forum.

Thirdly, we are going to implement new shit post processes and an Asshat index which uses quantifiable metrics to calculate how effective of an Asshat I am being. That's right, we are going to Six Sigma shitposting to make it lean and high quality. Fresh shit posts, straight off the assembly line, JIT for your morning coffee.

Here is a tentative formula for the Asshat Index


=( (D6+(D9*0.9)-(D8/1.5))-(D7+(D10*0.9)-(D11/1.5)*1.1*D12*(D13/10) ) )


Fourthly, we are going to have Fantasy Asshat where you will be able to draft your favorite shitposter and watch their progress through THREE 8-week seasons that we will have in 2024. Draft your favorite shitposters, bet Tucobucks, send losers to Rickshaws - we are going to make the Asshat experience fun and exciting for everyone.

We got some big and exciting things planned for 2024 and I am very excited to flood you in 2024 with thousands of shit posts.