Araysar vs. Dicktrickle - no one can shit up a thread like Araysar. Putting him on ignore means entire pages of the pol thread have no posts. Makes entire segments of the board unreadable.
Lightning Lord Rule vs. frenzied wombat - I don't really have a problem with either, so I guess the best thing to do if you're gonna pick an asshat is make sure it's king asshat.
Bandwagon bs. Ambiturner - bandwagon's balls are less gay than this fucking queef
Lanx vs. Blazin - living embodiment of the "hey wiretap, do you have a recipe for pancakes?" meme.
Denamian vs. pharmakos - another completely unreadable fucktard. Pretty sure the only reason we have the night janitor is to clean up after this guy.
Boozecube vs. Talos - might as well be a flat earther too. It would fit in perfectly with the rest of his schtick.
Tuco vs. Soygen - fuck fence sitters. And fuck anyone giving Araysar any level of satisfaction.
Foler vs. popsicledeath - Folder ain't gonna take it all the way this year either, but he does a good job of live journal posting a fake life.
Zapatta vs. Mr. Sox - I apparently don't frequent any areas of the board where this Sox dude hangs out, so I gotta go with the Zap by default.
Music For Fish vs. BrutulTM Captain Super Spreader earned it.
Sanrith Descartes vs. Mist - Mist is Eeyore, but he's been much better since the self imposed exile out of pol. That being said, Sanrith is a fine poster I rarely disagree with, so tiebreaker is Sanrith seems to want it more this year. So, my gift to you!
Kirun vs. Kiroy - black pill does in fact get old.
Wormie vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - man, this one is so hard. Asstro is such an absolute asshat that shits up every thread with his "tied an onion to his belt" bullshit, but wormie has single handedly convinced me that jews are in fact the real problem with the world.
Better luck next year, Asstro.
lurkingdirk vs. Izo - Maybe he'll give us 5 minutes to vote this round.
Mudcush Durtfeet vs. Chris - Both are dipshits, but at least Mudcrush is a silent one and only rustles you if you care ahout negs.
RobXIII vs. Bodhy - tough call, but Bodhy has been taking a lot of time off lately, and I feel like you've gotta be an asshat all year to have a chance. Rob's got that shit on lock.