AssHat 2023 Voting round 2!!

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Sanrith Descartes

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Best thing about these votes is seeing people you barely know exist on the boards talking shit.

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Araysar vs. Dicktrickle – This is the asshat contest, not the dick contest

Lightning Lord Rue vs. frenzied wombat – Free the Scream

Bandwagon bs. Ambiturner – Fuck da Police

Lanx vs. Blazin – It was 12 cents not 7 cents

Denamian vs. pharmakos – Neither will win so it doesn’t matter

Boozecube vs. Talos – Fuck da Feds

Tuco vs. Soygen - Neither will win so it doesn’t matter

Foler vs. popsicledeath – Even 6 months away isn’t enough of a lead for the rest of the field. Foler to the finish line.

Zapatta vs. Mr. Sox – I honestly have no idea who Mr. Sox is.

Music For Fish vs. BrutulTM - Neither will win so it doesn’t matter

Sanrith Descartes vs. Mist – I will not be shutout.

Kirun vs. Kiroy – I forget which one of them is the gay one so I am assuming its Kirun

Wormie vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep – Chuk’s Jooish princess avatar isn’t enough to sway my vote. Close though.

lurkingdirk vs. Izo – Learn to be better at rigging the election.

Mudcush Durtfeet vs. Chris – Two brits. One openly gay and the other closeted.

RobXIII vs. Bodhy – Bodhy is destined for the final four.
 
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Lanx

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If Mist doesn't vote, then I will actually look at who is running and eeny meeny miney Moe that shit and you can copy off me. How long is the voting for this round?
idk dirk just makes up rules at 3am
 
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Chukzombi

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Best thing about these votes is seeing people you barely know exist on the boards talking shit.

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Araysar vs. Dicktrickle – This is the asshat contest, not the dick contest

Lightning Lord Rue vs. frenzied wombat – Free the Scream

Bandwagon bs. Ambiturner – Fuck da Police

Lanx vs. Blazin – It was 12 cents not 7 cents

Denamian vs. pharmakos – Neither will win so it doesn’t matter

Boozecube vs. Talos – Fuck da Feds

Tuco vs. Soygen - Neither will win so it doesn’t matter

Foler vs. popsicledeath – Even 6 months away isn’t enough of a lead for the rest of the field. Foler to the finish line.

Zapatta vs. Mr. Sox – I honestly have no idea who Mr. Sox is.

Music For Fish vs. BrutulTM - Neither will win so it doesn’t matter

Sanrith Descartes vs. Mist – I will not be shutout.

Kirun vs. Kiroy – I forget which one of them is the gay one so I am assuming its Kirun

Wormie vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep – Chuk’s Jooish princess avatar isn’t enough to sway my vote. Close though.

lurkingdirk vs. Izo – Learn to be better at rigging the election.

Mudcush Durtfeet vs. Chris – Two brits. One openly gay and the other closeted.

RobXIII vs. Bodhy – Bodhy is destined for the final four.
I don't care what Gal is, she could be a Muslim German Ukraine Nazi and she still would have a place on my avatar. Until I find her replacement.
 
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Armadon

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I don't give a fuck but I just want wormie to win. That's my only vote. Dude has made me hate juice. All the different flavors of juice.
 

Denamian

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Araysar vs. Dicktrickle - Needs to meet his pal later
Lightning Lord Rue vs. frenzied wombat - Should be obvious
Bandwagon bs. Ambiturner - At least Bandwagon is amusing
Lanx vs. Blazin - Amod
Denamian vs. pharmakos - Somebody needs to vote for me this round
Boozecube vs. Talos - More likely to get us noticed
Tuco vs. Soygen - Amod
Foler vs. popsicledeath - See Araysar
Zapatta vs. Mr. Sox - Has created more work for me this year
Music For Fish vs. BrutulTM - Coin toss
Sanrith Descartes vs. Mist - Stirs up more shit
Kirun vs. Kiroy - Coin toss
Wormie vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - Coin toss
lurkingdirk vs. Izo - Tried to close the voting after less than 24 hours
Mudcush Durtfeet vs. Chris - He's going to the final 4
RobXIII vs. Bodhy - Proxy vote for Masakari
 
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Chukzombi

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that would be trump's ny lawyer sir
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oh no, she's all wrong for me. she has a sour face. has to be sexy and cute, get the right mix and you have Gal Gadot. honestly, its gonna be really difficult to replace her, ive been searching for better for years. although Jenna Ortega is in the ballpark. something about her eyes.
 
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Kaines

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oh no, she's all wrong for me. she has a sour face. has to be sexy and cute, get the right mix and you have Gal Gadot. honestly, its gonna be really difficult to replace her, ive been searching for better for years. although Jenna Ortega is in the ballpark. something about her eyes.
Is it too late to change my vote?
 
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Tuco

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Pssh, I won't allow you to rewrite whatever history I remember.
Haha. Why choose truth when you can enjoy believing a trolljob? Just like all the people who think I'm fat despite there being tons of pics of me over the years.
 

Lanx

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Haha. Why choose truth when you can enjoy believing a trolljob? Just like all the people who think I'm fat despite there being tons of pics of me over the years.
i'm amazed how many believe i'm chinese
 
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Chukzombi

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Lanx Lanx ok i pulled someobody elses pick and modified it. you're welcome to copy.
Dicktrickle
frenzied wombat
Blazin
Denamian
Boozecube

Soygen
Foler
Zapatta
Music For Fish
tor making everyone think ancient civ stuff is aliens stuff!
Sanrith Descartes
Kirun
Wormie

lurkingdirk for confusing me with this contest!
Mudcush Durtfeet
RobXIII
 

Lanx

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Lanx Lanx ok i pulled someobody elses pick and modified it. you're welcome to copy.
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Dicktrickle
frenzied wombat
Blazin
Denamian
Boozecube
Soygen
Foler
Zapatta
Music For Fish
tor making everyone think ancient civ stuff is aliens stuff!
Sanrith Descartes
Kirun
Wormie

lurkingdirk for confusing me with this contest!
Mudcush Durtfeet
RobXIII
 
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Bandwagon

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I gotta be honest. The amount of rustled jimmies my ballbag & ballbag behavior have caused brings me great joy and has reinvigorated my love of this forum. I described the tactical ball pics to my lady friend last night and she's pretty excited about participating. Y'all gonna have to wait for an Amazon shipment of facepaints to get here, but she wants to know if everyone prefers a ballbag basketball or a ballbag snorlax? (It's winter time, so the dogbone idea is going to have to wait until July).
 

Kirun

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Araysar vs. Dicktrickle - He has put in a lot of work these past few years. Gotta give him his props.

Lightning Lord Rue vs. frenzied wombat - This one isn't fair. The notorious free speech hater and Bagel Enjoyer vs. Goblin Pit Lord. Too much noticing.

Bandwagon vs. Ambiturner - Total loser faggot that can't manage his own children in a grocery store.

Lanx vs. Blazin - Ching chong chickity chop sticks. Herrrrro, u rike fried lice?!

Denamian vs. pharmakos - Chargers fans deserve this.

Boozecube vs. Talos - Religious fag.

Tuco vs. Soygen - Fencesitting fag.

Foler vs. popsicledeath - Fellow noticer. All around good guy.

Zapatta vs. Mr. Sox - 2 weeks until Hawaii totally loses their shit and holds people accountable.

Music For Fish vs. BrutulTM - Total loser and notorious Super Spreader.

Sanrith Descartes vs. Mist - Goblin Chieftan. Disgusting person.

Kirun vs. Kiroy - Typical Northern CA methhead faggot. Plus, I'm not a crook.

Wormie vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - King Goblin vs. Boomer Hatman. Tough choice, but too many people are noticing this year.

lurkingdirk vs. Izo - Hockey is for faggots.

Mudcush Durtfeet vs. Chris - Actual faggot and creampie in anus enjoyer. Disgusting person.

RobXIII vs. Bodhy - Total Libtard.
 
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