AssHat of the Year, 2024 Voting Round 1

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lurkingdirk

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Here is this year's bracket. Stop it, I know no one is happy with it. Quote the second post here in this thread, and underline your vote for each pair. Please follow this simple rule.

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Voting ends Tuesday or Wednesday.
 
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lurkingdirk

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Alkorin vs. TJT
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty
Luc1fer vs. Bandwgon
Izo vs. billymain
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos
break vs. Cleveland
Hoss vs. Soygen
brikker vs. bruuce
fucker vs. Gravel
Rajaah vs. Nettripper
lurkingdirk vs. RQB
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Lumi vs. Oldbased
Furry vs. Butthurt
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons
 
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Alkorin vs. TJT - because maybe winning this honor will bring him back to fix elastisearch.
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep - who is babo?
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty - I'm assumign these are both bb newfags.
Luc1fer vs. Bandwgon - fed
Izo vs. billymain - izo is kew
Blazin vs. Maul - clearly a rigged bracket to curry favor with amods.
Denamian vs. Nirgon - I'm afraid den will shaw me like he did to TBT
Kaines vs. Boozecube - fed
Cybsled vs. Talos - who is talos?
break vs. Cleveland - Who is break?
Hoss vs. Soygen - As much as I hate to vote for myself, soygen is actually pretty kew and doesn't deserve to have his name drug through the mud
brikker vs. bruuce - who is bruuce?
Rajaah vs. Nettripper - Bless his heart, rajaah tries to engage. But that makes it worse.
lurkingdirk vs. RQB - It's too en vogue to vote for licking dick.
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes - He deserves his brown title
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius - Sorry dick, but erronious is kew
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy - Haven't seen enough white knoghtingfrom gav this year to make him a contender.
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule - He knows what he did
Lumi vs. Oldbased - Lumi used to be kew until the kew kids won and now he has to be anti kew for some reason.
Furry vs. Butthurt - IT's the fursuit
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude - His name is rude. As if he is trying to be rude, yet I never see him be rude to anyone. His name is a lie so he's an asshat.
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Solely so licking dick has to keep typing his name every round.
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons - I think I nominated him, so I'm duty bound to vote for him at least once.
 
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Alkorin vs. TJT
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty
Luc1fer vs. Bandwgon
Izo vs. billymain
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos
break vs. Cleveland
Hoss vs. Soygen
brikker vs. bruuce
Rajaah vs. Nettripper
lurkingdirk vs. RQB
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Lumi vs. Oldbased
Furry vs. Butthurt
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons

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Lightning Lord Rule

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Yearly reminder: those who provide no commentary for their votes, (even an emoji counts!) are bloated disgusting faggots.



Alkorin vs. TJT - even if I wanted to, I'd be jeopardizing things by voting the other way here. Plus I hear TJT knows a Ukrainian... for shame.

babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep - new guy is putting in work, but Chuk needs to feel the love. Plus he loves him some hats!

Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty - maybe if I saw Big Dirty post more, but I've seen enough of Baldy for him to come out on top here.

Luc1fer vs. Bandwagon - someone BAGGED themselves a vote here. Or maybe 3.

Izo vs. billymain - captoonhook.gif

Blazin vs. Maul - kek

Denamian vs. Nirgon - double kek

Kaines vs. Boozecube - battle of the Foler alts, but no one's beating the real McCoy this year, I can feel it!

Cybsled vs. Talos - lord be with the winner here.

break vs. Cleveland - new guy definitely working the BB.com street cred here, srs.

Hoss vs. Soygen - Hoss getting banned would up the cumulative site IQ ALMOST as much as wormie leaving did. Almost!

brikker vs. bruuce - what's with all the b-names this year? Eh, I've seen a few reports in my day that says who needs to win this one!

Rajaah vs. Nettripper - while Raj is always putting in the 3 steps forward and 2 steps back work, Nettripper gives 2 reasons to vote for him in almost every post he makes. Yeesh, have some standards son.

lurkingdirk vs. RQB - lurkadurka thinks he might dodge going far this year by not posting as much. Well I for one see through such tricks... ASSHAT!!

Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes - if this was the Crazy Asshat contest instead of just the Asshat contest, Jasker might go farther. Just can't catch any brown, poor little fella.

Dicktrickle vs. Erronius - maybe if I finally get those nudes you owe me I'll vote someone that isn't you, you dirty slut.

Gavinmad vs. Kiroy - not sure why Gavinmad even got nommed here really. He's barely even a grey knight anymore these days, and he's still got his fastball when it comes to burns, so Kiroy it is. Plus I heard he's a marine ornithologist or something gay like that.

Grabbit Allworth vs. Lightning Lord Rule - voting for yourself is an asshat move.

Lumi vs. Oldbased - in perhaps a stunning upset. Lumi is like the Alex Jones of FoH, he appears more and more sane as time passes... as long as he isn't actively speaking!

Furry vs. Butthurt - in the off chance Butthurt ever makes it to SCOTUS, I can't make this enemy.

Dr. Retarded vs. Rude - eh, coinflip.

Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - I almost feel bad for Mog here. Dude loses his ass playing penny stocks, gains a lot of it back, then completely melts down after presumably losing another massive nut. Utterly refuses to learn the penny stock lesson no matter how much he's told. In short, "hello gambler's anonymous? Yes, I'd like to report an asshat..."

Pysek vs. Siliconemelons - I think he's got a shot to far this year. We'll see. Dude has some serious asshat muscle in the pol section.
 
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Daidraco

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Alkorin vs. TJT - For being himself
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep - Chuk cause this is a popularity contest in some weird fkn way.
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty - Bald Brah cause he has.. some interesting takes, sure.
Luc1fer vs. Bandwagon - I have to jump on the Bandwagon.
Izo vs. billymain - Again, a popularity contest.
Blazin vs. Maul - Cause idek who Maul is.
Denamian vs. Nirgon - Cause Nirgon's doing the long troll on Pantheon, still. Years later. Multiple years later.
Kaines vs. Boozecube - Cause he hasnt hugged anyone yet.
Cybsled vs. Talos - Dude has incredible will power to play the last two ffxiv expansions for long periods.
break vs. Cleveland - who? cause I hate the city, idek.
Hoss vs. Soygen - The lesser of two evils.
brikker vs. bruuce - Cause his fucking avatar makes me twitch
Rajaah vs. Nettripper - For making me pull on my enchanter
lurkingdirk vs. RQB - How tf could I ever be mad at Lurking when he keeps Screenshots alive.
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes - Dudes whacked out of his skull
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius - Erronius and I exchange LGBT games for christmas
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy - Cause hes always such a prick for no reason whatsoever
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Popularity strikes again
Lumi vs. Oldbased - Another random asshole, and I like Lumi
Furry vs. Butthurt - For being a fucking Furry, but still throwing us for a loop by leaning right
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude - Cause we agree on games and thats probably not good
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Dont know either
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons - For having his profile locked down worse than the Vatican Archives. Why cant I msg u bro?
 
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Lanx

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you know what, i like how serious Daidraco Daidraco is taking this

Alkorin vs. TJT - For being himself
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep - Chuk cause this is a popularity contest in some weird fkn way.
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty - Bald Brah cause he has.. some interesting takes, sure.
Luc1fer vs. Bandwagon - I have to jump on the Bandwagon.
Izo vs. billymain - Again, a popularity contest.
Blazin vs. Maul - Cause idek who Maul is.
Denamian vs. Nirgon - Cause Nirgon's doing the long troll on Pantheon, still. Years later. Multiple years later.
Kaines vs. Boozecube - Cause he hasnt hugged anyone yet.
Cybsled vs. Talos - Dude has incredible will power to play the last two ffxiv expansions for long periods.
break vs. Cleveland - who? cause I hate the city, idek.
Hoss vs. Soygen - The lesser of two evils.
brikker vs. bruuce - Cause his fucking avatar makes me twitch
Rajaah vs. Nettripper - For making me pull on my enchanter
lurkingdirk vs. RQB - How tf could I ever be mad at Lurking when he keeps Screenshots alive.
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes - Dudes whacked out of his skull
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius - Erronius and I exchange LGBT games for christmas
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy - Cause hes always such a prick for no reason whatsoever
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Popularity strikes again
Lumi vs. Oldbased - Another random asshole, and I like Lumi
Furry vs. Butthurt - For being a fucking Furry, but still throwing us for a loop by leaning right
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude - Cause we agree on games and thats probably not good
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Dont know either
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons - For having his profile locked down worse than the Vatican Archives. Why cant I msg u bro?
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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Alkorin vs. TJT - Can't vote for someone who ain't here.
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep - Who the fuck is babo?
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty - Who the fuck is Big Dirty?
Luc1fer vs. Bandwgon - for his next trick, Band will post a pic of his balls taken from his drone.
Izo vs. billymain - Who the fuck is billymain?
Blazin vs. Maul - amod gets the vote.
Denamian vs. Nirgon - amod gets the vote
Kaines vs. Boozecube - Booze has been on ignore all year but he still wins without me ever seeing a single glowy post.
Cybsled vs. Talos - Praise be to Jesus.
break vs. Cleveland - Coin flip
Hoss vs. Soygen -amod gets the vote
brikker vs. bruuce - coin flip
Rajaah vs. Nettripper - coin flip
lurkingdirk vs. RQB - Lurk has one single task all year and counts votes slower than Arizona while simultaneously misspelling multiple candidates' names on the ballot. One fucking job.
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes - Jasker isn't an Asshat, he is an addict in search of brown. Sadly voting for myself is bush league.
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius - coin flip. Neither is a contender.
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy - coin flip
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule - On any other year it's all LLR, but the guy who is still butthurt about a one day threadban four years ago gets the vote.
Lumi vs. Oldbased - Tbh Lumi hasn't really shown asshattery this year. This is more of "he used to deserve it" vote.
Furry vs. Butthurt - amod gets the vote
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude - coin flip
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Phisey aint here no more and at least he has the sense not to short stocks in a secular bull market.
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons - Pysek has been on ignore all year but I am confident he deserves it.
 
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Penance

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Lightning Lord Rule said:
Yearly reminder: those who provide no commentary for their votes, (even an emoji counts!) are bloated disgusting faggots.
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Alkorin vs. TJT
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty
Luc1fer vs. Bandwgon
Izo vs. billymain
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos
break vs. Cleveland
Hoss vs. Soygen
brikker vs. bruuce
Rajaah vs. Nettripper
lurkingdirk vs. RQB
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Lumi vs. Oldbased
Furry vs. Butthurt
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons

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BoozeCube

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Way to queer up the brackets lurkingdirk lurkingdirk the entire election is rigged.

Alkorin vs. TJT - Fake
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep - Gay
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty - Fake
Luc1fer vs. Bandwgon - Gay
Izo vs. billymain - Fake
Blazin vs. Maul - Gay
Denamian vs. Nirgon - Fake
Kaines vs. Boozecube - Gay
Cybsled vs. Talos - Fake
break vs. Cleveland - Gay
Hoss vs. Soygen - Fake
brikker vs. bruuce - Gay
Rajaah vs. Nettripper - Fake
lurkingdirk vs. RQB - Gay
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes - Fake
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius - Gay
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy - Fake
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Gay
Lumi vs. Oldbased - Fake
Furry vs. Butthurt - Gay
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude - Fake
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Gay
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons - Fake
 
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Chukzombi

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Sanrith Descartes said:
season 3 youre a fucking pussy GIF by Shameless
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Ya know, back in my day, girls never said the word, "pussy". I got into a huge argument with my gf back then because she overheard me saying it. How dare you say that word? What word? That p word! You mean,pussy? YES! STOP SAYING THAT! I hate that word, can't you say something else? Like what? You mean, cunt? This is where she tries to kill me. Hilarity ensues.
 
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Lanx

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Chukzombi said:
Ya know, back in my day, girls never said the word, "pussy". I got into a huge argument with my gf back then because she overheard me saying it. How dare you say that word? What word? That p word! You mean,pussy? YES! STOP SAYING THAT! I hate that word, can't you say something else? Like what? You mean, cunt? This is where she tries to kill me. Hilarity ensues.
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back in your day james bond was full of em
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