AssHat of the Year, 2024 Voting Round 1

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    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

Erronius

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Alkorin vs. TJT - Tough choice. Elastisearch is annoying, but why vote for someone who never posts? So TJT it is...don't worry, check the bracket!
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep - Astro is a good boy. Babo seems like a low-effort troll.
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty - I can't remember any issues with Big Dirty or Bald Brah, but it's nice to see MISCers in the mix
Luc1fer vs. Bandwgon - I can't remember any issues with Bandwagon or Luc1fer, but it's nice to see MISCers in the mix (did Luc1fer come over earlier?)
Izo vs. billymain - No idea who billymain is (?) but he gets the nod for not having an avatar. Izo is a good boy, especially since his hero arc started
Blazin vs. Maul - neither really deserve it, but since Maul is British he's an Asshat by association
Denamian vs. Nirgon - 2nd rate Nazimod ripoff or relentless Sox fanboy and Pantheon shill? Gotta go with Nirgon for The Vision!
Kaines vs. Boozecube - neither are asshats, but they won't get past both MFF and Chris-chan, so who cares?
Cybsled vs. Talos - Just picking Cybsled here for no reason ("Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism but at least it's an ethos!")
break vs. Cleveland - MISC with the solid showing in their rookie year, but so far there hasn't been a breakout star who could go all the way
Hoss vs. Soygen - Even though Soygen won't return my calls, I gotta go with Hoss....'Ol Reliable
brikker vs. bruuce - There's way too many non-asshats this year. But at least Bruuce donated $20
Rajaah vs. Nettripper - MISC strikes again!~ But this is for old, saggy wrinkly tits Man
lurkingdirk vs. RQB - Lurk does less than AMOD but then asks for AMOD to Rickshaw people. PATHETIC!
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes - Jasker is a weird dude
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius - As LLR said...voting for yourself is an ASSHAT move!
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy - Gavinmad, as has been preordained
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Won't stop asking for nudes, and unlawfully booted me from AMOD. I'd vote for him twice if I was from Chicago
Lumi vs. Oldbased - Lumi could save 100 puppies from a housefire and I'd still vote for him as ASSHAT
Furry vs. Butthurt - Furry is like that one coworker with manga dolls all over his desk that wants to argue dumb shit, so you always make sure you have your earbuds in
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude - Weird matchup. Coin toss
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Still waiting for Phisey to wade back into the Ukraine thread. But at least he doesn't give people gaming weekends like a coward, LOL
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons - I didn't know who to pick until I saw someone say that SM locked down xer profile? Ewwww, brother.....ewwww!
 
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Kaines

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Alkorin vs. TJT - Satanist
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep - Low effort trolls are asshats.
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty - Coin flip
Luc1fer vs. Bandwgon - Satanist
Izo vs. billymain - Too much sitting
Blazin vs. Maul - Fascist
Denamian vs. Nirgon - Will eventually turn it around for Pantheon
Kaines vs. Boozecube - I will always vote for myself.
Cybsled vs. Talos - Satanist
break vs. Cleveland - Coin flip
Hoss vs. Soygen - When in doubt, vote admin/amod
brikker vs. bruuce - Coin flip
Rajaah vs. Nettripper - Coin flip
lurkingdirk vs. RQB - Q-bert sucks
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes - Wish version Joker
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius - Sports asshat
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy - White Knight asshat
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule - When in doubt, vote admin/amod
Lumi vs. Oldbased - Flat Earther asshat
Furry vs. Butthurt - Satanist
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude - Rude people are asshats
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Reaction lurkers are asshats
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons - Coin flip
 
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Kajiimagi

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Alkorin vs. TJT
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty
Luc1fer
vs. Bandwgon
Izo vs. billymain
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines
vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos
break vs. Cleveland
Hoss vs. Soygen
brikker vs. bruuce
Rajaah vs. Nettripper
lurkingdirk vs. RQB
Jasker
vs. Sarinth Descartes
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Lumi vs. Oldbased
Furry
vs. Butthurt
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
Pysek
vs. Siliconemelons

2 things:
1. This is my first time voting so wtf is my 'I voted' sticker?
2. Not exactly sure who some of these people are so sure would be good if there was a way to ,say, SEARCH for their posts.
 
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Furry

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Alkorin vs. TJT - Alkorin does good work on search
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep - I can’t vote for some guy suffering from dementia
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty - Who?
Luc1fer vs. Bandwgon - Bandwgon should have been against netripper
Izo vs. billymain - Nobody likes doctors
Blazin vs. Maul - my relatives would smile at the plight of modern Britain.
Denamian vs. Nirgon - total weasel sox backstabber
Kaines vs. Boozecube - fake and gay
Cybsled vs. Talos - Jesus would choose neither
break vs. Cleveland - shitty city
Hoss vs. Soygen - A mod bonus roll
brikker vs. bruuce - easy choice
Rajaah vs. Nettripper - Raajah is basically what would happen if jasker did less drugs. Probably the poster that makes me say WTF most on this forum
lurkingdirk vs. RQB - low quality
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes - Hard pick, I’ll say jaskers cooked brain reminds me of family
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius - Too many BB posters to remember them all.
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy - Bro needs to chill.
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Mod bonus roll.
Lumi vs. Oldbased - Probably doesn’t even rub oil into his rotting teeth.
Furry vs. Butthurt - I feel like I got a bye round
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude - Everyone likes doctors.
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - campaigning violation
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons - Pysek seems like a pretty reasonable if overly moderate guy
 
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Sylas

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Alkorin vs. TJT - Fix Search
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep - Doesn't know what a musical is
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty - Worst takes ever
Luc1fer vs. Bandwgon - Coin flip
Izo vs. billymain - no idea who the other guy even is
Blazin vs. Maul - British faggot
Denamian vs. Nirgon - not kew
Kaines vs. Boozecube - Not playing classic wow again
Cybsled vs. Talos - no idea who the other guy even is
break vs. Cleveland - Coinflip
Hoss vs. Soygen - ?
brikker vs. bruuce -?
Rajaah vs. Nettripper - They're old titties, but they still check out
lurkingdirk vs. RQB - ?
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes - meh
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius - don't care coin flip
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy - ultra faggot
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Fuck the police
Lumi vs. Oldbased - schizo
Furry vs. Butthurt - for Peanut the Squirrel
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude - Coin flip
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Shareblue bot doesn't even post unless money laundering attempt is successful
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons - idk
 
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Hoss

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Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Won't stop asking for nudes, and unlawfully booted me from AMOD. I'd vote for him twice if I was from Chicago
Just wait till page 2. Dirk won't notice
 
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Hoss

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1. This is my first time voting so wtf is my 'I voted' sticker?

Maybe someone can put this on your avatar for you. Our shoopers need to get warmed up for christmas hat season anyway.

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TBT-TheBigToe

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Alkorin vs. TJT - His name is too close to TBT and I don't care if he was here first.
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep - His opinion of what, is or is not, a musical.
Bald Brah
vs. Big Dirty - I disliked him in Punch Out.
Luc1fer vs. Bandwgon - Fuck you and your ballsack too.
Izo vs. billymain - I don't know who he is but I suspect he's a fucking commie.
Blazin vs. Maul - Amod b gay.
Denamian vs. Nirgon - Amod b gay.
Kaines vs. Boozecube - #2much2lose
Cybsled vs. Talos - Rosebud.
break vs. Cleveland - Improperly capitalized name.
Hoss vs. Soygen - Soygen has it bad enough with that name, why heap more shame upon him?
brikker vs. bruuce - Bruuce is one u gayer than Bruce which is really fucking gay.
Rajaah vs. Nettripper - Sounds like a paki name.
lurkingdirk vs. RQB - Shawed me for a week, I deserved it but that isn't the point.
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes - Make his Asshat title brown.
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius - Couldn't remember is he was amod or not and couldn't risk it.
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy - Is it Kaines or Kiroy that was being a trolly fag? Either way.
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule - I want to see how many of us get shawed if he wins.
Lumi vs. Oldbased - Oldbased is Old and based, Lumi is the soy based meat simulant product of a three queer sex sandwich.
Furry vs. Butthurt - Which is gayer, a Furry or Amod? Amod.
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude - There is no reasoning here, I flipped a coin in my head.
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Mog might have one of the best names on the site, Phisey does not.
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons - I prefer real tits over fake tits.
fucker vs. Gravel - ,,l,
 
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Daidraco

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Omfg, Erronius Erronius just made me realize who we didnt put on the list...

Look, I know Alkorin Alkorin has went lurker. But we all know Chris Chris will fiend at the very chance to tell us about his accomplishments with a fucking controller in WoW this coming season. I'd look into who burnt him up so bad that he went lurker back at the beginning of November, but Im not scouring every thread to find who took a shit on him.

Also, why isnt Mr. Sox Mr. Sox on the list?

I demand an extra round/bonus round to throw in some real contenders!
 
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Daidraco

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Also, yea.. I agree with BoozeCube BoozeCube a bit. We could halve the brackets and skip a few rounds next season.

Or, we could have a thread where people can nominate people throughout the season with a direct quote, citing why they want them to be there. With an occasional poll update to put new nominations up.
 
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Erronius

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Omfg, Erronius Erronius just made me realize who we didnt put on the list...

Look, I know Alkorin Alkorin has went lurker. But we all know Chris Chris will fiend at the very chance to tell us about his accomplishments with a fucking controller in WoW this coming season. I'd look into who burnt him up so bad that he went lurker back at the beginning of November, but Im not scouring every thread to find who took a shit on him.

Also, why isnt Mr. Sox Mr. Sox on the list?

I demand an extra round/bonus round to throw in some real contenders!

They're accounted for, they just got 1st round byes. I missed it at first too, and was about to toss a ragepost at smirkingquirks, but if you look at the bracket, they're there.
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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They're accounted for, they just got 1st round byes. I missed it at first too, and was about to toss a ragepost at smirkingquirks, but if you look at the bracket, they're there.
The contenders got 1st round byes. We could probably skip all these primaries because we all know who the final four are gonna be. This shit is a worthless as the 2924 GOP Presidential primary.
 
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Hoss

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That is one HELL of a crystal ball you got there.
Well, that will only be 900 years into the thousand year trumpenreich. We probably won't be doing primaries yet.
 
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Kajiimagi

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Maybe someone can put this on your avatar for you. Our shoopers need to get warmed up for christmas hat season anyway.

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Thanks bro! When I voted in person I would take the sticker and put it on my forehead. I LOVED walking around and when I noticed someone staring I would deadpan ' I voted' to them.
 
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Pterodactyl159

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voted for miscers and the rest goes to the rng gods
Alkorin vs. TJT
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep
Bald Brah
vs. Big Dirty - Miscer
Luc1fer vs. Bandwgon - Miscer
Izo vs. billymain
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos
break vs. Cleveland - Miscer
Hoss vs. Soygen
brikker vs. bruuce
fucker
vs. Gravel - for being a fucker
Rajaah vs. Nettripper
lurkingdirk vs. RQB
Jasker
vs. Sarinth Descartes
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Lumi vs. Oldbased
Furry
vs. Butthurt
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons

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