AssHat of the Year, 2024 Voting Round 1

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Zapatta

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Damn, this game looks like it has run its course. Should have just put all the bb.com peeps on the ballot and pick one at random.
 
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sleevedraw

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lurkingdirk said:
Alkorin vs. TJT
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty
Luc1fer vs. Bandwgon
Izo vs. billymain
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos
break vs. Cleveland
Hoss vs. Soygen
brikker vs. bruuce
Rajaah vs. Nettripper
lurkingdirk vs. RQB
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Lumi vs. Oldbased
Furry vs. Butthurt
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons
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Fucker and Gravel got left off the ballot. What is Our Democracy ™️ coming to?!

Alkorin vs. TJT - Devil's advocate fetish.
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep - Chuk is a harmless Boomer.
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty - No idea who the latter is.
Luc1fer vs. Bandwagon - Bandwagon has a very nice pair of balls. if this was a ballshat competition, Bandwagon would be our undisputed champion. Sadly, it is not.
Izo vs. billymain - No idea who Billy is, so Izo wins by default. Izo is hilarious, though, and I don't expect either of these choices to win against the next level in the bracket.
Blazin vs. Maul - Blazin has fun takes in the stock thread.
Denamian vs. Nirgon - No beef with either, but the blue color that amod titles are outlined in is something I covet. If I can't have it, no one can.
Kaines vs. Boozecube - Kaines has too much to lose and can't fight.
Cybsled vs. Talos - Too many "both sides" takes.
break vs. Cleveland - No beef with either; Break is probably the more prodigious poster.
Hoss vs. Soygen - No beef with either. Soygen's avatar is worse.
brikker vs. bruuce - No idea who bruuce is.
Fucker vs. Gravel - Fucker is FoH's equivalent of the demented 70 year old uncle that no one wants at the table at Thanksgiving but nonetheless everyone feels obligated to invite and suffer through. Tells interesting stories 10% of the time; the other 90% of the time is him randomly flinging his own shit.
Rajaah vs. Nettripper - Rajaah just has bad takes; he's not an asshat.
lurkingdirk vs. RQB - Dirk had two jobs - making a bracket and ensuring the ballot was correct. He did neither.
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes - Sanrith and I are jd_vance_stare.jpg bros.
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius - Coin flip. No beef with either.
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy - Types like a kindergartener 50% of the time. Is capable of more; chooses not to.
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule - No 10bux until the search function is fixed.
Lumi vs. Oldbased - My working theory is that Lumi and Alkorin are twin brothers who were separated at birth. They hailed from a long family line of people who like taking contrarian takes simply for the sake of taking contrarian takes.
Furry vs. Butthurt - "Yeah, bro, I have obsessions about being an animal, but fags are the real degenerates!" Between the FEMA hot takes in the Pol Pit and having no chill in Serious Discussion, Furry is a serious contender this year, although I don't think he'll win.
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude - What's in a name? One is retarded, the other is rude. QED.
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - I didn't know that Phisey was still around. Nonetheless, he was awful back in the day.
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons - Glows like an anglerfish. At least he's occasionally funny.
 
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Zapatta

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Lightning Lord Rule Lightning Lord Rule bro you need to rescind the rule that nobody can wear the crown twice, none of these folks earned the title and should not be allowed the benefits of the office
 
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rhinohelix

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Alkorin vs. TJT- The Law demands a choice.
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep- WTF is a babo? Definitely asshat material.
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty- Who vs Who? The Law demands a choice.
Luc1fer vs. Bandwgon- I don't know Luc1; I do know Bandwgon.
Izo vs. billymain- I can't recall interactions with billymain, I do with Izo; clear choice.
Blazin vs. Maul- I don't think Maul is an asshat but not voting for Blazin. The Law demands a choice.
Denamian vs. Nirgon- Neither but wtf? here I go again <white snake>. The Law demands a choice.
Kaines vs. Boozecube-Must vote for someone, these brackets suck. The Law demands a choice.
Cybsled vs. Talos- Is this vote a badge of honor? Must vote for someone. I recall liking Cybseld. I hope he feels that way. The Law demands a choice.
break vs. Cleveland- neither if I could. it feels gratituious: However. The Law demands a choice.
Hoss vs. Soygen- this one is maybe both? You guys have what it takes in the best way possible but The Law demands a choice.
brikker vs. bruuce- sorry Brik but you know what I have to do: The Law demands a choice.
Rajaah vs. Nettripper-Who is Netripper? I mean, Rajaah has potential but Netripper? That guy is going places. Not the 2nd rd, though.
lurkingdirk vs. RQB- I should vote for Lurk but sadly I won't. That would mean the poison is in front of you. THE LAW.
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes- Neither isn't an option; the Law demands a choice.
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius- Sorry, Dick, love you long time. The Law Demands a choice.
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy- Neither isn't an option, the Law demands a choice.
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule- These brackets suck, Lurk. The Law demands a choice.
Lumi vs. Oldbased- Neither yadda yadda, I like them both, badge something, The Law.
Furry vs. Butthurt- Neither, Like, Law.
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude- Not voting for my bro, nothing against Rude. 1st round or two always sucks. I agree with Sanrith.
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman- By now I feel old, folks who are active in part of the forum I don't regularly go, names I barely recognize; THE LAW DEMANDS A CHOICE.
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons- should be a neither but someone has to take the vote. The LAW.

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Sanrith Descartes

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This low turnout could easily end up giving us some funny vote results. We better have none of this liberal "we need to keep the polls open" shit come up. Low turnouts are a part of voting.
 
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Kaines

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Sanrith Descartes said:
This low turnout could easily end up giving us some funny vote results. We better have none of this liberal "we need to keep the polls open" shit come up. Low turnouts are a part of voting.
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lurkingdirk lurkingdirk is currently receiving mail-in ballots as we speak. Don't expect a result on the evening that the votes close.
 
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lurkingdirk

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Late Monday night there will be a surge in mail in votes. It might swing the decision on some of these.
 
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Erronius

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sleevedraw said:
Fucker and Gravel got left off the ballot. What is Our Democracy ™️ coming to?!
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GOD DAMNIT lurkingdirk lurkingdirk you fucked up the ballot! YOU HAD ONE JOB!

Fucker vs Gravel - Gravel deserves his chance in the next round, and Lustingjerk shouldn't ruin it for him!

 
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Alkorin vs. TJT
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty
Luc1fer vs. Bandwgon
Izo vs. billymain
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos
break vs. Cleveland
Hoss vs. Soygen
brikker vs. bruuce
Rajaah vs. Nettripper
lurkingdirk vs. RQB
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule
Lumi vs. Oldbased
Furry vs. Butthurt
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons
 
Hoss

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Just got asked to enable push notifications even though I've told it to never ask me again.

I guess LLR is campaigning for asshat this year.

Going to amend my vote to include the rigged mystery race

Gravel Gravel over fucker just to keep it tight.
 
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Alkorin vs. TJT - Elastisearch

babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep - Videos in FSR

Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty - Nothing against you Bald Brah, I've known Big Dirty for too long.

Luc1fer vs. Bandwagon - nothing personal for either, coin flip.

Izo vs. billymain - I only recognize Izo and he's esteemed IMO.

Blazin vs. Maul - Coin flip, don't recognize you lads

Denamian vs. Nirgon - Only because you did that "Kew" shit with Folder, sorry man

Kaines vs. Boozecube - This was tough, but Boozecube's dedication or addiction for replying to Mr.Sox is almost as silly as Old Soxy himself.

Cybsled vs. Talos - Who? Talos? like the guy from skyrim?

break vs. Cleveland - I hate that your name is not capitalized

Hoss vs. Soygen - Blue name

brikker vs. bruuce - Dice roll (odds and evens)

Fucker vs. Gravel - Just sounds like a bastard to me

Rajaah vs. Nettripper - For not telling me you were on PS5 and not steam when I tried to give you Elden Ring items. Although this was not easy, Nettripper's escapade into figuring out post formatting almost got him my vote.

lurkingdirk vs. RQB - Lurkingdirk keeps FSR alive.

Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes - Who?

Dicktrickle vs. Erronius - Nothing but love here, begrudgingly let chance decide for me. Dice roll (odds vs evens)

Gavinmad vs. Kiroy - Who?

Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule - LLR puts up with a fair amount of annoyances and Sarinth Descartes brings up a good point "the guy who is still butthurt about a one day threadban four years ago"

Lumi vs. Oldbased - Your hat shall be seen "A-round" the world

Furry vs. Butthurt - Dice Roll

Dr. Retarded vs. Rude - I might need a DR. later! Nothing personal

Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Do I even have to say it?

Pysek vs. Siliconemelons - ?
 
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Chukzombi

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I know what a musical is, just that there is a gray area between movies with musical numbers that drive the plot and a plot with musical numbers.
Is Purple Rain a musical?
 
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Denamian

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I have added fucker vs. Gravel to the ballot. Make sure to add your decision on that matchup to your ballots and then complain about lurkingdirk lurkingdirk trying to rig the election.
 
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Furry

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sleevedraw said:
Furry vs. Butthurt - "Yeah, bro, I have obsessions about being an animal, but fags are the real degenerates!" Between the FEMA hot takes in the Pol Pit and having no chill in Serious Discussion, Furry is a serious contender this year, although I don't think he'll win.
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Hey cock gobbler, when did I ever say furries aren’t degenerate. I’m pretty fucking clear about the fact that I’m degenerate.
 
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