AssHat of the Year, 2024 Voting Round 1

After reading the Europe thread, I was half tempted to pull a dem move and edit to pick Maul instead of an Amod. Jesus fucking Christ dude.

Bandwagon said:

I lift these hefty nuts, cupcake

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Amod can we rename this thread "Keeping the polls open until we get the desired vote result just like in PA"?

Alkorin vs. TJT - Literal coin flip, why are these guys even nominated?
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep - Chuk's contributions to the Entertainment threads are the stuff of legend, similar to Nickleback's contribution to music.
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty - Bald Brah gets it on name recognition alone, the big dumb bull in the new chine shop from the BB bros.
Luc1fer vs. Bandwgon - Old Fart vote
Izo vs. billymain - Izo is the guy you never leave your wife, sister, or pet around unattended.
Blazin vs. Maul - Too bad the brits can't caucus together collectively, because as a group they are the strongest party of Asshats, but this is not a parliamentary system.
Denamian vs. Nirgon - Nigron's efforts in the Incel thread are single handedly going to push Heebasyar and Foler over the top.
Kaines vs. Boozecube - Toughest call, because unlike most asshat hopefuls, Kaines picks his targets carefully and selectively. This puts him over the glowie for me, barely.
Cybsled vs. Talos - Both religious cultists, just Cyb does not realize it.
break vs. Cleveland - Both decent posters. Rolled a dice, break came up.
Hoss vs. Soygen - Soy's been ruining threads for years with his avatars. Easy one.
brikker vs. bruuce - Another roll off for two guys who really dont belong in this race.
fucker vs. Gravel - Gravel gets the nod for being the Anti-Mist, which is to say mostly solid but randomly makes you go wtf.
Rajaah vs. Nettripper - Rajaah is trying to get better, but you cant fix Canadian and he combines the worst of Chaos and Moonbat.
lurkingdirk vs. RQB - LD gets it for this horrendously overbloated bracket. Also how do you put up such a bloated round and have all the actual contenders paired off?
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes - Jasker is the troll Heebasyar wishes he was, subtle funny, but never tempting others to put him on ignore.
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius - Neither of these guys are asshats, but the dice came up Erronius.
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy - An actual tough choice between the White Knight and Doom Knight. In an election year, Doom Knight has more material to work with, so easy win.
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Not going to vote for LLR, so Grabbit gets it as a protest vote.
Lumi vs. Oldbased - If there were a Furor Has Been award, Lumi should get it. All his conspiracies came true and now he is absolutely tame compared to Clown World.
Furry vs. Butthurt - A self admitted Furry vs the Legal Braintrust of FOH? Not even a contest.
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude - Dr Retarded and I are a lot alike, but I don't particularly like me so fuck that guy.
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Guessing this is LD pulling some DEI action by filling out a slot with BB guys. Moogleman's name is too long to type, so fuck that guy.
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons - Don't even know who Silicone is, so Pysek gets the vote despite not really being an asshat.

You guys know that less asshats is a good thing, right? That the best thing that can happen is for this to die and to never be needed again?

Maybe we can replace it with a best new poster award instead, or best post of the year (POTY).

Butthurt said:

Shame works better than praise.

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True, it is the way of the world.
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Plus, we'd probably need a working search function to pull it off.

stupidmonkey said:

After reading the Europe thread, I was half tempted to pull a dem move and edit to pick Maul instead of an Amod. Jesus fucking Christ dude.

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You post this, then don't even give us a link?

What an Asshat

Edaw said:

or best post of the year (POTY).

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Pretty sure this might prove challenging with the search function working as intended.

I'm pretty sure if we had an FOH Supreme Court it would have ordered the polls closed by now.

Ignatius said:

Alkorin vs. TJT: I've met TJT and can't vote against a fellow Texan
babo vs. Chukzombi Astr0creep: Because its only on the internet
Bald Brah vs. Big Dirty: coin flip
Luc1fer vs. Bandwgon coin flip
Izo vs. billymain: Need more Hollywood representation
Blazin vs. Maul: usa > EU
Denamian vs. Nirgon coin flip
Kaines vs. Boozecube coin flip
Cybsled vs. Talos Deus Vult
break vs. Cleveland : coin flip
Hoss vs. Soygen : coin flip
brikker vs. bruuce : coin flip
fucker vs. Gravel : coin flip
Rajaah vs. Nettripper : coin flip
lurkingdirk vs. RQB : at some point the organizer has to win
Jasker vs. Sarinth Descartes : coin flip
Dicktrickle vs. Erronius : cause "asshat dicktrickle" made me laugh
Gavinmad vs. Kiroy : I feel like he's earned it over the years, but there have been way more worthy candidates until now
Grabbit Allwoth vs. Lightning Lord Rule: same as last year, even a god can bleed
Lumi vs. Oldbased: Also surprised this hasn't already happened
Furry vs. Butthurt: cause it's funny to me
Dr. Retarded vs. Rude: coin flip
Phisey vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman: coin flip
Pysek vs. Siliconemelons : coin flip


Not as many all stars this year

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Those are already bye'ed in; wait for Rd 2.

We would, but lurkingdirk is doing the 3AM dump thing to get the desired result.