Avengers: Age of Ultron

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Selix

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Clearly you guys have never seen a Whedon movie before. The trailer shows Banner and Widow almost kissing. Joss loves to tug the heartstrings by setting up a romance then killing one of the participants. Hulk or Widow dies.
I'm guessing Banner dies and Hulk lives. Convenient way to avoid casting more Banners in future movies. Black Widow is the sex appeal. Not sure who they would replace her with if she died and youmusthave a female member on the team in any American made movie which leaves.. Scarlett Witch? Invisible Women?
 

Royal

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Regardless if they kill any of the team, we've got Infinity Gem luvin' on the horizon to undo the deed if necessary.
 

Malakriss

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Why do we think it's a main Avenger that dies? Could be Pepper and a few other supporting characters that don't make it.
 

Brad2770

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Why is there a discussion about someone dying? Did Whedon admit someone would die?
 

Xarpolis

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I already have my ticket for the movie.

Thursday, April 30th. 7pm for a 3D IMAX showing. Can't wait.
 

Void

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I already have my ticket for the movie.

Thursday, April 30th. 7pm for a 3D IMAX showing. Can't wait.
I bought the exact same ticket yesterday (except for Sacramento, CA obviously). The top 5 rows were already fucking filled up about 20 across in the center too. I still have a good enough seat, just a little lower down than I would have liked. But there were easily over 100 tickets already sold when I bought it yesterday morning. Fucking nerds!
 

Column_sl

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There's allot of clues that someone will not make it out of the film.

Who knows, we will see.

Which is another reason I'm really pissed they are not doing a global release. I'm pretty much forced to watch the torrent now since I know I'm going to stumble on something that will reveal the twist of the film early
 

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shitlord
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Last one came out as DVD quality on day 1 from Russia.

Also good luck avoiding the internet when this comes out a week before the states, and the plot points are on everything..
 

Xevy

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Maybe Whedon will just show Ultron vaporizing civilians. That'd be pretty awesome. In the last Avengers you never really saw people die, just buildings crumble and people running. Maybe Iron Man doesn't save those people in the car that Cap is holding onto...

I'd dig it. It'd actually be awesome for a set up for Civil War. Innocents actually dying because of Stark's shit. That'd set Cap off like in Cap 2 with the Insight program. He's just itchin' to rebel.
 

j00t

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It could also polarize the public. The group that think super heroes can save lives, and the ones who are fed up with their no accountability BS.
 

Void

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Maybe Whedon will just show Ultron vaporizing civilians. That'd be pretty awesome. In the last Avengers you never really saw people die, just buildings crumble and people running. Maybe Iron Man doesn't save those people in the car that Cap is holding onto...

I'd dig it. It'd actually be awesome for a set up for Civil War. Innocents actually dying because of Stark's shit. That'd set Cap off like in Cap 2 with the Insight program. He's just itchin' to rebel.
This would trigger Chuk though, you shitlord!
 

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fuk them and their foreign releases before america. Pirate hat on.
 

Seananigans

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Anyone know exactly what the thought process is behind doing this bullshit 1 week delay between Euro and US?
 

khalid

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Pretty sure its based on piracy concerns and publicity. Foreign audiences are way more likely to pirate. So if they know it is out, they will be much more likely to pirate overseas than the reverse. Also, the foreign sales can help drive interest and it ends up making the US release have much larger "opening weekend" numbers.

Shrug, that is what I read in some post I think the last time avengers came out.
 

Devlin

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I couldn't watch any of the Marvel movies 1st time as a shitty pirate copy.

These are 100% day one cinema release movies.
 

Sterling

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I couldn't watch any of the Marvel movies 1st time as a shitty pirate copy.

These are 100% day one cinema release movies.
That's the whole problem. Unless you decide to hide under a rock for a week, you're going to get some information about the movie during the week of it being released in Europe and not in the US.