Awesome Random Surprises For Your Significant Other

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Kirun

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Onoes_sl said:
I did the tv sitcom standard of roses and chocolates for the girl I'm seeing last night. I set them up on her patio, then texted and said "Hey, I think maybe I dropped my flash drive when I took my keys out of my pocket the other night, would you mind checking your front porch to see if its right there? Sorry to bother!"

She liked it.
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Well, I look forward to your posts in TGWBYH thread. You're beyond saving and taking literally 0 advice. Not surprising, considering the car fiasco.
 
Izo

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Onoes_sl said:
I did the tv sitcom standard of roses and chocolates for the girl I'm seeing last night. I set them up on her patio, then texted and said "Hey, I think maybe I dropped my flash drive when I took my keys out of my pocket the other night, would you mind checking your front porch to see if its right there? Sorry to bother!"

She liked it.
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What happened to wife'n kids after the car fiasco?
 
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Really depends on what she's in to. People like to know you're thinking of them. Just random "Hey thought of you when I saw this" will make anyone swoon. Unless you're a stalker. Then probably not so much.
Listen to her when she talks to you, via phone or email or skype or whatever. Pick up on things she talks about/says she likes (some guys are so incredibly bad at this).

Just for example, I was looking at a batman clothing collection online one day and was like "man I really dig those sunglasses but of course they don't sell those!" and somehow my husband found them on ebay and surprised me with them. I had totally forgotten about the glasses until then.
Shit like that is really cool bc it shows that you pay attention.
 
chaos

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Onoes_sl said:
I did the tv sitcom standard of roses and chocolates for the girl I'm seeing last night. I set them up on her patio, then texted and said "Hey, I think maybe I dropped my flash drive when I took my keys out of my pocket the other night, would you mind checking your front porch to see if its right there? Sorry to bother!"

She liked it.
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This fucking guy
 
Hoss

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He said they are both fixed. She's going to have to hook him some other way.
 
Noodleface

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Onoes_sl said:
I did the tv sitcom standard of roses and chocolates for the girl I'm seeing last night. I set them up on her patio, then texted and said "Hey, I think maybe I dropped my flash drive when I took my keys out of my pocket the other night, would you mind checking your front porch to see if its right there? Sorry to bother!"

She liked it.
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That's it man.. THAT IS FUCKING IT. No more advice for you!



Here's a side story about surprising my girlfriend. We basically decided sometime around 2 years that we'd most likely end up getting married, it really wasn't a big surprise and we were already living together. I told her it would be awhile as I wasn't financially stable enough and wanted to wait. I actually had been saving for a ring for a long time secretly. Picked her up on our anniversary and took her to our first date location (Newport, RI cliffwalk - really nice), got down on one knee and proposed to her. It blew her away because sh was as far away from expecting it as one could be.
 
Hoss

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Tarrant_sl said:
Fuck, what else do they have at their disposal at that point?
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In his case, she has that he's a dumbass. But I was thinking she might give him an incurable STD and then convince him that it would be unethical to fuck anyone else now.
 
Hoss

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Tarrant_sl said:
Fuck, what else do they have at their disposal at that point?
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In his case, she has that he's a dumbass. But I was thinking she might give him an incurable STD and then convince him that it would be unethical to fuck anyone else now.
 
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Koushirou_sl said:
Does she get papers saying she's fixed? I'd want that shit in writing.
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Fraternity brother was ploughing some chick that was "sterile". Figured he could nut in her without any issue and she didn't seem to mind. I think his daughter is 15 now?


OP, sex toys.
 
Xequecal

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How exactly do you approach that particular situation anyways without outright accusing them of lying?
 
Noodleface

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The real solution is you never trust a bitch with birth control unless you see it. Heard way too many stories like that.
 
Khane

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Kedwyn_sl said:
Fraternity brother was ploughing some chick that was "sterile". Figured he could nut in her without any issue and she didn't seem to mind. I think his daughter is 15 now?


OP, sex toys.
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Haha yeah, some 20 year old broad just happened to get fertility tests done at such a young age. She was trying to have children before college but "God's plan" must have been for her to educate herself instead. Now, I can't really fault your friend, college Khane wasn't too bright either, but shit... that's really, really putting the blinders on.
 
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