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Mr. Poopybutthole
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B / low budget movies that should have a modern remake.
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Valderen
Space Pirate
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Man, I watched that movie so often as I kid, it was one of my favorite. Tanya Roberts was so hot, especially in her full frontal nudity part in the PG Sheena(the movie sucked but that scene was legend when you're 15 in the 80's).
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Phazael
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I would love to see a bunch of the Roger Coreman movies get remade with him picking the directors and overseeing things, at least the ones with better core stories. Battle Beyond the Stars remains one of my favorite low budget movies of all time and basically launched Cameron's entire career, as one major example. I would not mind seeing some older classics that did not age well get redone, as this has occasionally worked well (e.g. True Grit) and I was really looking forward to that Last Dragon remake with Samuel L that never made it out of development hell. Mostly I think remakes might work with certain science fiction movies that have not aged particularly well, like Logans Run, Night of the Comet, or A Boy and His Dog.
Most of these movies should be left alone, however. You just cannot capture the art and feel without either cheesing it up, politicizing it, or over CGIing it. Or worse you get a mediocre movie that would have been ok netflix fodder, but instead makes you like the original less for trying to cash in on it (aka Robocop and Land of the Lost).
Most of these movies should be left alone, however. You just cannot capture the art and feel without either cheesing it up, politicizing it, or over CGIing it. Or worse you get a mediocre movie that would have been ok netflix fodder, but instead makes you like the original less for trying to cash in on it (aka Robocop and Land of the Lost).
Oldbased
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I actually own both of those, Ice Pirates on digital UV/Vudu. I watch IP at least yearly and have for decades. The scary thing is that as time goes on it becomes less of a comedy and more of a reality.
Bloodrocuted
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Never saw TLJ, but if that throne room battle was indicative, I made the right choice holding out. Christ what putrid choreography. Was that an early, rough cut?
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Siliconemelons
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Back when Disney had nudiy, and rated PG!
Dragonslayer is a great movie all around - you think someone is going to save the virgin, nope ATE THE FUCK UP watch the dragon babies tear her flesh apart! muhahhahaha
Female pretending to be a boy? how do we break the ruse with our characters? how about some full underwater nudity, that works.
Back when Disney was not pussies they made good movies that spanned the spectrum of film... now cartoons, CGI SJW movies and AVENGERS
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Harshaw
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Man, I watched that movie so often as I kid, it was one of my favorite. Tanya Roberts was so hot, especially in her full frontal nudity part in the PG Sheena(the movie sucked but that scene was legend when you're 15 in the 80's).
I begged my parents for like a year straight to get a ferret, Never happened.
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Izo
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Shit, I had to google that. Oooooy.Man, I watched that movie so often as I kid, it was one of my favorite. Tanya Roberts was so hot, especially in her full frontal nudity part in the PG Sheena(the movie sucked but that scene was legend when you're 15 in the 80's).
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Siliconemelons
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Sheena was rated G or PG also, and overall not a bad flick.
Even has dick in it lol
Even has dick in it lol
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Goatface
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Galaxy of Terror (1981)
a rescue space ship crew meets up with horrors projected by their own imaginations.
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Damnation Alley (1977)
In a post-apocalyptic world, a group of survivors travel and find other settlements in huge custom designed all terrain vehicles.
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Izo
Tranny Chaser
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Kovaks
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Izo
Tranny Chaser
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Chukzombi
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Galaxy of Terror (1981)
a rescue space ship crew meets up with horrors projected by their own imaginations.
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Damnation Alley (1977)
In a post-apocalyptic world, a group of survivors travel and find other settlements in huge custom designed all terrain vehicles.
i loved that movie, as a kid i wanted a pimp ass truck like that. some years later i was watching headbanger's ball and i saw it again and i was right in the feels.
