Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

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Lanx

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Affleck looks huge, in a bad way. Sorta like he's wearing a balloon michellin man costume. While Gadot looks like a bad cosplay. It just looks horrible, the DC holy trinity is bleh.
 

radditsu

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She does not look built like a brick shithouse, like Wonder Woman should. And Fucking Eisenberg, Jesus H Christ I am scared of THAT guy! I sure hope he doesn't Grunge Rock me to death!
 

Grimey

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She does not look built like a brick shithouse, like Wonder Woman should. And Fucking Eisenberg, Jesus H Christ I am scared of THAT guy! I sure hope he doesn't Grunge Rock me to death!
Or not respond to your IT support requests.
 

spronk

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i like some of the internet snark

Lard Man
Fatman
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now we see why Batman does it in the dark
 

Siliconemelons

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Matt Daymond is going too show up at the very end and then Silent Bob is going to walk by the screen with a wink and a nod that this all was a giant trollololol

And wonderwoman is an amazon right? Or a tween looking model I suppose?
 

Araxen

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Gina Carano should have been cast as Wonderwoman. The person they got while very hot doesn't look that great as Wonderwoman. She should have some muscle to her.
 

Gavinmad

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Yeah that's been the chief complaint ever since Gal Gadot was cast. She's a 5'10 beanpole from Israel, not a 6'0 warrior woman from Themyscira.

I mean obviously 2 inches of height is no big deal, but the physique is a bit ridiculous. I guess they wanted someone who looked somewhat Mediterranean, and Gadot was probably the only one with any recognizability and height. I cringe at the idea of Gina Carano having anything more than a couple simple lines in a movie, much less a major speaking part. Adrianne Palicki would have looked good, but she already failed as Wonder Woman once, and is currently involved in a Marvel project. Emily Blunt could maybe pull it off, she made a great warrior woman in Edge of Tomorrow, but I'm hoping Marvel plans to tap her to play Carol Danvers.
 

Seananigans

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Haha I went back and looked at the pics again, and even his batsignal looks derpy, just like him. It's cracking me up, looks like it's got it's shoulders all hunched up and head down, can't stop laughing.
 

Lanx

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i just saw this pic yesterday, rhonda rouey the mma champ of the world in the same dress as some slut
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of course rhonda doesn't look as good as the slut, well maybe a pushup braw or some add something (it's obvious the slut has silicone done), but rhonda looks like she could fuck you up, the other slut just looks like a slut.

It's the same of how we're comparing Carano vs. Gadot. Carana was pretty good in Haywire, up until the point when she opened her damn mouth. She can't act for shit, i mean she punches and throws around women, she's not supposed to know how to act, but at least she looks good on screen in action scenes.
 

Column_sl

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Carana just lacks the on screen charisma that the big action stars have. Shes more of a stunt double then an actor imo.
 

Gavinmad

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I sorta get the impression that DC specifically didn't want a blonde light-skinned actress, they're trying to commit to diversity, sorta like how they turned Deadshot black, or everyone else on the Suicide Squad stupid looking.

Personally I feel like they should commit to making better movies before they worry about diversity.
 

Lanx

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lol diversity? Gadot is 100% white, she's just israeli which is still 100% white, she is like 1/4 pollock and german and other white races, there's nothing diverse about her.
 

ohkcrlho

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Haha I went back and looked at the pics again, and even his batsignal looks derpy, just like him. It's cracking me up, looks like it's got it's shoulders all hunched up and head down, can't stop laughing.
Batman got fat, so is the bat signal lol
 

Gavinmad

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lol diversity? Gadot is 100% white, she's just israeli which is still 100% white, she is like 1/4 pollock and german and other white races, there's nothing diverse about her.
She doesn't look 100% white is what I'm saying.
 

Gavinmad

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It's people like you that cast Keanu Reeves in 47 Ronin.
Wat? Keanu Reeves looks 100% white. 47 Ronin was going to be bad (enjoyably bad imo) no matter who they cast as the lead.

In whichever Fast and Furious movies Gal Gadot was in, she has darker complexion than your average american white girl, and has a thick accent. Which is why I originally said Mediterranean. She definitely looks less run of the mill white girl than Gina Carano or Adrianne Palicki.