Those are the best. Makes me despise every pincher.Hit the poop jackpot today bros. Came out solid, one piece and was a clean shit. Almost as exciting as a clean nut bros.
Bro, I feel for you if you've never had a clean shit. For reference, a clean shit is one where toilet paper comes back from the wipe unsullied by feces, requiring no further action than to flush and make a cursory pass at hand-washing because your asshole is probably cleaner than your hands right now.
The ghost poop is by far the best poop. Not only is there no evidence of it on your bunghole, but it also mysteriously disappeared down the toilet, as your anus was somehow able to aim it at the perfect angle to go through the s-trap with it's own momentum.Bro, I feel for you if you've never had a clean shit. For reference, a clean shit is one where toilet paper comes back from the wipe unsullied by feces, requiring no further action than to flush and make a cursory pass at hand-washing because your asshole is probably cleaner than your hands right now.
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I always called it a 'phantom poop', regardless it is indeed awesome.The ghost poop is by far the best poop. Not only is there no evidence of it on your bunghole, but it also mysteriously disappeared down the toilet, as your anus was somehow able to aim it at the perfect angle to go through the s-trap with it's own momentum.