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ToeMissile

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Big Phoenix_sl said:
Been peeing out my butt for two days now
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Always fun. There was a stomach flu thing going around a couple weeks ago. I woke around 4am with serious discomfort, tried to just fight it off and go back to sleep for about 20 minutes. That didn't work so I jumped out of bed as I was getting the urge to throw up and shit myself at the same time. Decided I should puke first and then explode out my ass.

On a similar topic, had my first prostate exam. It was uncomfortable.
 
Erronius

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Just went to replace some lightbulbs tonight and found a ton of dead spiders. There were little dessicated spider corpses falling out of the ceiling while I was putting in new bulbs too. So I took a pic and put one of my Obama bucks in there so all the WV bros know that I am legit.

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Am I gonna have to call the exterminator from Arachnaphobia bros?
 
Sutekh

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Oh look at that, doesn't work. GOD DAMNIT I need to upload this and it's larger than 10mb
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Sutekh

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That shit took me like 3 hours to make, ENJOY THAT GIF faggots.
Listen to this while watching GIF
 
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Erronius_sl said:
Just went to replace some lightbulbs tonight and found a ton of dead spiders. There were little dessicated spider corpses falling out of the ceiling while I was putting in new bulbs too. So I took a pic and put one of my Obama bucks in there so all the WV bros know that I am legit.

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Am I gonna have to call the exterminator from Arachnaphobia bros?
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Burn your house down bro. It's the only way to be sure.
 
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Bros, I was going to make a joke about how my rep is at +10 and Big Eomer's is at +11 and we're the same due to exchange rates, then I remembered that Canadian is worth more.

Fuckin Obama
 
Big Phoenix

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Obama fuckin up big time. Has me sick as a dog right now and he decided it would be cool if it would be in the 20s here in Phoenix.

Theres a reason I live in the desert god damnit
 
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