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Erronius

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Also, wanted to see if the Jugs would be interested in starting E-sim, if for no other reason than to run scams, do a public takeover of another nation, or other associated trolling (particularly along nationalist lines). You could think of it as a low-budget remake of the Dirty Dozen complete with Kool-Aid avatars, but you guys can decide amongst yourself who gets to reprise the role of Lee Marvin. I think Big Numbers should be the Jim Brown of the group, though.

One ideal target would be China, and they fucking HATE us with a passion. Jugs could start as Chinese citizens, so that you don't need approval from their Gov (otherwise they could just tell you to fuck off), then try stacking votes from the other jugs to get a few of the Jugs elected to their congress. Once some Jugs get into their Congress, then the fun begins. We'd front the money so peeps can start a political party for all of this, because honestly this would be hilarious if the Jugs could pull it off. Afterwards you guys could command the Chinese to make you Crab Rangoon, sell off all their companies to the Colombians, command them to farm you gold, or whatever.

Montenegro would be another good target.

This way, The Jug Nation could actually have their own, actual nation.
 
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Wtf happened to the forum bros? Can someone give me the short story? Heard something about trex/tyen stealin money and a tranny or somethin, need clarification.
 
Jx3

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First of all welcome back bro.
Secondly, Trex/Tyen were massive cock gobblers. They got outed as being shitty mods and doing some shady shit with web advertising.
Evelys made MoreNetz, come to find out Evelys is a dude named Jeff. Jeff got outed by the RL chick whose picture he was using.
Jeff flips out and shuts down MoreNetz
We go back to FoH. Tyen/Trexx be trollin. Req tried to step in and pretty much told everyone he doesn't give 2 shits about the site.
Draegan made RR. Here we are.
 
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Jx3_sl said:
First of all welcome back bro.
Secondly, Trex/Tyen were massive cock gobblers. They got outed as being shitty mods and doing some shady shit with web advertising.
Evelys made MoreNetz, come to find out Evelys is a dude named Jeff. Jeff got outed by the RL chick whose picture he was using.
Jeff flips out and shuts down MoreNetz
We go back to FoH. Tyen/Trexx be trollin. Req tried to step in and pretty much told everyone he doesn't give 2 shits about the site.
Draegan made RR. Here we are.
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you left out Trex giving Tyen herpes and Tyen infecting the FoH board with it.
 
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P and J, I read your posts in the Buckwild thread and I'm concerned. Do you guys have accents like the cast on Buckwild?
 
Jx3

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Nah brah, Im not a Charleston native. I hail from the more advanced Eastern Panhandle. Martinsburg to be exact. We like to think we're "The D.C. Area"
 
Erronius

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Jx3_sl said:
Im in, BigGreen. Jug nation takeover starts now. Also, I have no idea wtf I am doing
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Bro, I'm so proud.

Working - it was suggested that you not work in China, because that currency is balls (if you care). USD (USA currency obviously) and KRW (SK currency) are probably better. You do have to be in the country where the job is located in order to work each day though, but you also don't have to be in China to pull this off.The important part (!!!) is starting your character IN CHINA so that you have AUTOMATIC CITIZENSHIP that afaik, they cannot revoke.

DO NOT START A POLITICAL PARTY YET

I can't say that enough. I'll try to get someone more familiar with the party setup to make a post in here, but suffice to say that anyone can join and if you aren't careful a bunch of chinese can join your party before elections and fuck up your plans.

So, just off the top of my head from what I've been told, depending on votes it might take 3-5 votes to get elected to Congress, so a party of 10 Jugs could conceivably get 2-3 Jugs elected. Each CP (congressperson) can invite one person to citizenship (I believe) so that if/when Jugs get elected, those Jugs can invite current players in the game (like myself) who don't have, and probably couldn't get citizenship over into China and that's more people to vote even more Jugs into the next congress election (held monthly).

Even if we have Jugs that aren't interested in really playing the game, if they start an account in China and get at least level 5 (which is easy peasy) they can then be able to log in as Chinese citizens, join the Jug Party and then help vote Jugs into power.

Also for future Jugs: Don't use my or anyone else's referral link. Next Jug, use Big Jx3's, which should behttp://secura.e-sim.org/lan.60609/orhttp://esimsecura.com/lan.60609/(Jx3 pls confirm). Then that Jug, post yours so Jug #3 can use that referral so it will chain (Jug #1 will get gold when Jug #2 reaches lvl 7 and some other events, Jug #2 will get gold when Jug #3 hits 7, etc etc etc).

Also, be forewarned about multiple accounts: a lot of nations multi (bot) and they come down very hard on people when/if they find out that they do that. Indonesia lost like 40% of their population several days ago when a wave got banned, so be mindful of that. 2 accounts on the same IP is a red flag for them, I don't think they auto-ban but they will at least climb up in your shit. I imagine that people who are fairly tech savvy can find away around it, but just wanted to throw that out there. Besides, no one should need multiple accounts if the Jug Nation fully mobilizes.


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