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Eomer

Eomer

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001001102_sl said:
Big Eomer, because you're the Plumbing Emperor of the Great White North, I feel you should know that this toilet monster is trying to encroach upon your territory bro.

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/m4w/3548600874.html

Fuckin Obama
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Tuco

Tuco

I got Tuco'd!
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Wife dropped a knife off the table at a restaurant tonight. Caught it in midair.
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Jx3

Jx3

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Dear Eomer,
I have been talking to a chick from canada, she says shes not canadian but Quebec. She sounds crazy, I need to know if I should put my penis inside of her or to step off. Please advise.
 
Eomer

Eomer

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Jx3_sl said:
Dear Eomer,
I have been talking to a chick from canada, she says shes not canadian but Quebec. She sounds crazy, I need to know if I should put my penis inside of her or to step off. Please advise.
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I wouldn't fuck a separatist on principle.
 
Erronius

Erronius

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Jx3_sl said:
Dear Eomer,
I have been talking to a chick from canada, she says shes not canadian but Quebec. She sounds crazy, I need to know if I should put my penis inside of her or to step off. Please advise.
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You know the rules. Do it, and either it goes well and you have a glorious story, or it crashes and burns and...well...it's still a glorious story.
 
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Picasso3

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Bros I'm trying to get an alcoholic back on his feet and he's living with me for 150 a month and working with my brother. He can't drive, he drinks every night, eats all my shit, but does clean up after himself and kinda pays his own way. How do I get this fucker to stay sober and save a little cash.
 
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Picasso3

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I think any kind of intervention serious talk will just be uncomfortable and demoralizing
 
Voyce

Voyce

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every time he get's drunk beat ass and pants him, eventually he'll run out of pants.
 
Agenor

Agenor

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Visine Mickey. Will make him nauseous, and/or puke. Won't want to keep drinking after a few of those, or eat. Two birds, one stone. Although he could slip in a coma, or die.
 
Voyce

Voyce

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You know how it is when you're frustrated and you want to punch a rock, you know maybe because you scrapped your body on it while walking by, and you feel like you have to hit the rock to get back at it? So you end up punching the rock and hurting yourself even more, and now your god damned hand is broke because you're a dumb ass for punching a rock, but you don't care because the fucking rock deserved it...you know that feel bro?
 
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