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Iannis_sl said:
I don't remember him well myself. He was in that lull period between the 80's Hogan and 90's Rock.

I think he fought The Undertaker a lot. He must have been a pretty swell dude trying to break into movies because I remember seeing him being interviewed on talk shows more than I ever saw him wrestle. Seemed like a chill dude.

His schtick was kinda meta for a wrassler. Mankind just always getting fucked with and beat on.
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He was also Cactus Jack, Dude Love(I think this is what they called his hippie version), and just plain Mick Foley in the same time period. They switched his story a lot.
 
Erronius

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Chris Benoit and Rowdy Roddy have a certain appeal, but I've never killed anyone or myself so I dunno about Benoit.
 
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What are all you bros up to today? I'm polishing off pot 'o coffee #1 and just took a relaxing soft-serve poop and got at least 3 swirls on that bad boy.

I predict [Big Things] for this Friday.
 
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Probably be dropping a nice load here in a couple of hours before I leave work. It would be criminal not to abuse free toilet paper.
 
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Drinsic_sl said:
Probably be dropping a nice load here in a couple of hours before I leave work. It would be criminal not to abuse free toilet paper.
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I do all my best shits at work.

I used to HAVE to shit every single time I went into a book store, maybe it was all the paper around me?
 
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Erronious_sl said:
What are all you bros up to today? I'm polishing off pot 'o coffee #1 and just took a relaxing soft-serve poop and got at least 3 swirls on that bad boy.

I predict [Big Things] for this Friday.
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I hate pooping at work, personally. For one because I'm not doing it on someone else's time like most of you worker bees. For another because I like to hop in the shower after a good deuce, just to get things good and clean. Don't get me wrong, we have a shower at our office, but then that just presents even more questions for my employees to ask.

I'm going to put in another half assed 60 minutes here, then it's off to the golf course for the rest of the afternoon. I've picked up so much fucking work in the past few months (800+ condos and a huge Kenworth dealership) that I can damn near take off the next 6 months while my bro worries about running it all, the sucker. Gonna be a good winter to get some skiing in, methinks. Maybe I'll even make it down to the parent's place in Mexico for the first time (they've owned it for 7 years, whoops).
 
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I would love to only shit at home if only for the comfort, but no matter what I do, my body always regulates to shitting at almost exactly 10am. That's working hours.
 
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Eomer_sl said:
I'm not doing it on someone else's time like most of you worker bees.
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Eomer_sl said:
I'm going to put in another half assed 60 minutes here, then it's off to the golf course for the rest of the afternoon.
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LOL

Also I'm at home today so no pooping on the clock, and I think we've had the"poop at work"convo before a few times already (which I never really do anyhoo, 99.99% of the time I poop at home)
 
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I've got my poop timing down perfectly. I wake up at 5:30-6am, go make breakfast, and about halfway through my second piece of toast I start to feel some serious pressure. I then go pound one out, shower, and off to work I go. If I've been eating a lot, then sometimes I need a provisional secondary poop at around 6-7pm in the evening.
 
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Erronious_sl said:
LOL
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I thought you'd appreciate that. If it makes you feel better I worked about 25 hours on Monday/Tuesday alone to shit out one last tender, that we should end up being awarded.
 
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