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Khane

Khane

Got something right about marriage
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You know, I never noticed it before but the half naked guy with all the guns on his bed kinds looks like a fat, bald Russell Brand
 
Adebisi

Adebisi

Clump of Cells
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Real problems bros!

Woke up this morning and turned on the tap to brush my pearly whites. The water pressure was shit. After a little while the pressure seemed to return to normal.

Went down to the basement and there was a small mystery puddle of water on the floor.

Is it time to call Eomer Inc?
 
Adebisi

Adebisi

Clump of Cells
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Update: looks like there was a busted ass water main in the city.

I'm eating a pastrami sandwich and salsa + chips
 
McCheese

McCheese

SW: Sean, CW: Crone, GW: Wizardhawk
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You've got one of these somewhere in the waterworks. I suggest you find it before it devours your family.

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ZyyzYzzy

ZyyzYzzy

RIP USA
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I went to look at houses in WV today because my job is moving to northern MD and if I stay my wife wouldn't need to work. The houses were nice, 5 bedrooms, all top end, but I got the feeling that my asian wife would be lynched in that sate.
 
ZyyzYzzy

ZyyzYzzy

RIP USA
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Guess we looked in the wrong place. Went to an area called Falling Waters. Decided to explore and we ended up on a gravel road with trailers that were the epitome of redneck; they looked like they were out of a movie.
 
iannis

iannis

Musty Nester
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You gotta learn your various types of rednecks. Don't have different names for them or anything, rednecks are just rednecks, but there are different sorts.
 
Jx3

Jx3

Riddle me this...
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ZyyzYzzy_sl said:
I went to look at houses in WV today because my job is moving to northern MD and if I stay my wife wouldn't need to work. The houses were nice, 5 bedrooms, all top end, but I got the feeling that my asian wife would be lynched in that sate.
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Northern WV is good bro, they love the asia. Most of northern WV is maryland/dc/va people anyways.

South WV is a little scary, stay out of Boone county, there be monsters.
 
ZyyzYzzy

ZyyzYzzy

RIP USA
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Jx3_sl said:
Northern WV is good bro, they love the asia. Most of northern WV is maryland/dc/va people anyways.

South WV is a little scary, stay out of Boone county, there be monsters.
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Good to know. It will be on the Maryland line if we do move there since I'll be working in Fredneck.
 
Erronius

Erronius

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ZyyzYzzy_sl said:
Guess we looked in the wrong place. Went to an area called Falling Waters. Decided to explore and we ended up on a gravel road with trailers that were the epitome of redneck; they looked like they were out of a movie.
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You probably drove right past the Great Retaining Wall of WV and didn't even see it.
 
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Picasso3

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Gotta watch gfs dog for two days. We've only been dating 9 months. Everyone agree she's coming on a little fast
 
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