I ate a girl one time that tasted like honey.
I never did ask what she did to accomplish this. But I'm not doing that thing where you use a simile. Nothing fancy. TASTED LIKE HONEY. LIKE THE YELLOW STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF THE LITTLE BEAR. EXCEPT IT CAME OUT OF HER FRONTBUTT.
What the christ.
I choose to believe that was just her natural state.
She was blonde.
Naturallyblonde.