Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

Jx3 · May 29, 2014

Try it bro, I eat a shit ton of pineapple and the woman doesn't bitch when I "forget" to give the warning tap on the head. Also, I need new slippers, any recommendations?

ToeMissile · May 29, 2014

Pineapple makes my mouth burn, but I've definitely heard/read from multiple sources that diet has a pretty large effect on the amount of funk in your spunk.

lurkingdirk · May 29, 2014

Eat a lot of asparagus. Everything will smell better.

iannis · May 29, 2014

and brussel sprouts.

mmmm.

If you pretend that they're heads of cabbages you feel like a giant.

lurkingdirk · May 29, 2014

Think of broccoli as trees, too. It's awesome.

Big Phoenix · May 29, 2014

what about those minicorn on the cob type things? Do they help?

Big Phoenix · May 29, 2014

ohh man im so happy right now, i just googled "mini corn on the cob things" and this is second result;

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Those...28179700531551

lurkingdirk · May 29, 2014

Google image search broccoli as trees. The results will not disappoint.

Picasso3 · May 29, 2014

I think I'm gonna get fired. Don't feel good bros.

Picasso3 · May 29, 2014

Wonder if e will marry me so I can get my maple syrup card and then hire me on as a master plumber

Soygen · May 30, 2014

Picasso_sl said:
I think I'm gonna get fired. Don't feel good bros.

I might get fired too. Let's be unemployed and travel the country, P.

Jx3 · May 30, 2014

You can crash on my couch anytime bros.

lurkingdirk · May 30, 2014

Yeah, you can stay here, too. Just bring fixings to make turkey tacos.

Eomer · May 30, 2014

Picasso_sl said:
Wonder if e will marry me so I can get my maple syrup card and then hire me on as a master plumber

Get in line, pretty sure AngryGerbil wants to fuck me too.

Hope you retain employment, bro!

iannis · May 30, 2014

Holy shit, the Simpsons got DARK

Picasso3 · May 30, 2014

It's a marriage of convenience, faggot.

Eomer · Jun 2, 2014

So hurtful

Column_sl · Jun 10, 2014

Fuck Damn, every American Inventor thread in this forum is closed

Jx3 · Jun 10, 2014

Big Pic thread will never die. It slumbers

lurkingdirk · Jun 10, 2014

Column_sl said:
Fuck Damn, every American Inventor thread in this forum is closed

What are you in for?

Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

Riddle me this...

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AssHat Taint

Musty Nester

AssHat Taint

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AssHat Taint

Silver Baronet of the Realm

Silver Baronet of the Realm

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One

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AssHat Taint

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Musty Nester

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