Black Adam (2021)

Sylas said:

ok this is where DC fanbois come in and "ackshually...." me to death

but fuck man, wtf? I mean I kinda get it. The rock wants to bootstrap up a DCEU despite the fucktards at WB consistently fucking it away. Maybe these were the only characters they gave him access to....but...

So we get waller back (and of course the post credit superman) with a suicide squad type except, they aren't a suicide squad they are the justice society? the JV version of Justice League?

But they are all a carbon copy of marvel characters, powers, personalities, mannerisms, special effects, even their fucking jokes and dialect? Discount Dr Strange, Kirklands signature Antman, GreatValue Falcon, and I guess a young Storm. Grats you brought out one character that Disney Marvel doesn't have yet....except Halle Fucking Berry already played her 20 fucking years ago in Fox's fucking X-Men so yeah, it still a fucking rip off.

I don't give a fuck who was first or who copied who in the damn comic books. Marvel beat you to the fucking Cinematic Universe by over a decade. Make the characters fucking different if you want anyone who isn't a diehard DC fan to not immediately be distracted by how fucking discount your team of superheros are. Your Antman is a clumsy goofball paul rudd look-a-like who borrows his suit from an older, wiser scientist? oh fucking really? Ohh fake Dr Strange's mirror dimension spells are transparent gold not transparent silver, really changing it up there aren't we? how about he duplicate himself and use whips of magic to hold down the bad guy in a shot for shot scene for scene rip off of the thanos fight on Titan? Look i've liked aldis hodge since the leverage tv show, and I can tell that the screen writers liked him in that too because they said "find me a skinny effeminate black man to play a straight man with metal wings, just like anthony mackie. Make the wings gold instead of silver i dont wanna get sued"

Get the fuck out of here. The movie was fine, even the stupid kid, except for the faggot ass copy cat team of joeblow "hurr durr we're the good guys stop killing people."

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Sylas said:

Yes. Not five below. Not dollar tree. Not even family dollar. We talking dollar general, probably gonna catch hepatitis or get in a shoot out in the parking lot, discount ass off brand rip off superhero team.

Race swapped for identically effeminate black men you mean? Yeah what a total fucking coincidence they went that direction. If marvel had cast matt damon to play him dc would of cast fat damon.

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j00t said:

hawkman being a stand-in for falcon is like... the most superficial of all judgement calls. i mean, i guess if you don't know anything about either character other than that they both have wings and are race-swapped in the movies as black men then maybe you're right, they are the same character.

but that's basically about the only thing they have in common.

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Sevens said:

Isnt Hawkman Egyptian in the comics? Or am I thinking of someone else?

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Sylas said:

well over a decade. This movie, you know the one we're talking about? The one where the rock is trying to do an end-run reboot of the failed DCEU? You know the movie we're talking about? it came out this week, in 2022. You can tell time, can't you?



Yes I can and I fucking did. If you piss away your IP for over a fucking decade while someone else comes along, who apparently stole all of your characters down to the fucking mannerisms and way they speak? And uses them to successfully make movies to the tune of nearly 11 billion dollars in box office sales across 33 fucking films? If your rival beats you to the punch by so much and for so fucking long that they are able to establish the most valuable franchise on fucking earth while you are still pissing away rebooting and recasting batman for the nth fucking time?

Yes I and everyone else who isn't a fucking retard will call your ass out for "ripping off" marvel movies. Never heard of the concept of first to market? Bet you're still crying about betamax huh? go fuck yourself.




effeminate

ĭ-fĕm′ə-nĭt

adjective​

1. Having or showing qualities or characteristics more often associated with females than males; unmanly.

I take it you've never met either actor in person or seen them in anything where they weren't required to play straight man? Here's a hint, they are the same person.

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Sylas said:

well over a decade. This movie, you know the one we're talking about? The one where the rock is trying to do an end-run reboot of the failed DCEU? You know the movie we're talking about? it came out this week, in 2022. You can tell time, can't you?



Yes I can and I fucking did. If you piss away your IP for over a fucking decade while someone else comes along, who apparently stole all of your characters down to the fucking mannerisms and way they speak? And uses them to successfully make movies to the tune of nearly 11 billion dollars in box office sales across 33 fucking films? If your rival beats you to the punch by so much and for so fucking long that they are able to establish the most valuable franchise on fucking earth while you are still pissing away rebooting and recasting batman for the nth fucking time?

Yes I and everyone else who isn't a fucking retard will call your ass out for "ripping off" marvel movies. Never heard of the concept of first to market? Bet you're still crying about betamax huh? go fuck yourself.




effeminate

ĭ-fĕm′ə-nĭt

adjective​

1. Having or showing qualities or characteristics more often associated with females than males; unmanly.

I take it you've never met either actor in person or seen them in anything where they weren't required to play straight man? Here's a hint, they are the same person, yaass qweeen...

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