Black Adam (2021)

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j00t

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Look at all these faggots "ackshually...." man I can just quote myself forever.

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listen, if you want an "ackshually..." here you go...

THIS is what an effeminate black man looks like.

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Ambiturner

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Look at all these faggots "ackshually...." man I can just quote myself forever.

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Ah, the old say retarded shit, get called out for not knowing what you're talking about, then claim victory after being thoroughly embarrassed move
 

Sylas

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ok this is where DC fanbois come in and "ackshually...." me to death

but fuck man, wtf? I mean I kinda get it. The rock wants to bootstrap up a DCEU despite the fucktards at WB consistently fucking it away. Maybe these were the only characters they gave him access to....but...

So we get waller back (and of course the post credit superman) with a suicide squad type except, they aren't a suicide squad they are the justice society? the JV version of Justice League?

But they are all a carbon copy of marvel characters, powers, personalities, mannerisms, special effects, even their fucking jokes and dialect? Discount Dr Strange, Kirklands signature Antman, GreatValue Falcon, and I guess a young Storm. Grats you brought out one character that Disney Marvel doesn't have yet....except Halle Fucking Berry already played her 20 fucking years ago in Fox's fucking X-Men so yeah, it still a fucking rip off.

I don't give a fuck who was first or who copied who in the damn comic books. Marvel beat you to the fucking Cinematic Universe by over a decade. Make the characters fucking different if you want anyone who isn't a diehard DC fan to not immediately be distracted by how fucking discount your team of superheros are. Your Antman is a clumsy goofball paul rudd look-a-like who borrows his suit from an older, wiser scientist? oh fucking really? Ohh fake Dr Strange's mirror dimension spells are transparent gold not transparent silver, really changing it up there aren't we? how about he duplicate himself and use whips of magic to hold down the bad guy in a shot for shot scene for scene rip off of the thanos fight on Titan? Look i've liked aldis hodge since the leverage tv show, and I can tell that the screen writers liked him in that too because they said "find me a skinny effeminate black man to play a straight man with metal wings, just like anthony mackie. Make the wings gold instead of silver i dont wanna get sued"

Get the fuck out of here. The movie was fine, even the stupid kid, except for the faggot ass copy cat team of joeblow "hurr durr we're the good guys stop killing people."
louder for the retards in the back who can't read gud.

the movie was decent. I don't know why really but I've never seen a "bad" rock movie. Even the over the top cheesy ones work for me.

The average movie going audience is going to shit all over this for such blatant copy catting though.
 

j00t

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louder for the retards in the back who can't read gud.

the movie was decent. I don't know why really but I've never seen a "bad" rock movie. Even the over the top cheesy ones work for me.

The average movie going audience is going to shit all over this for such blatant copy catting though.
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Chukzombi

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louder for the retards in the back who can't read gud.

the movie was decent. I don't know why really but I've never seen a "bad" rock movie. Even the over the top cheesy ones work for me.

The average movie going audience is going to shit all over this for such blatant copy catting though.
nobody got mad when Capt Marvel showed up as a Superman ripoff
 

Cinge

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I Wish they would of explained the Shazam thing at least, in an origin movie. Especially considering everyone in the theatre just watched a shazam preview for something completely different. I had to look it up when I got home to figure out why that was the keyword. Maybe I missed it, but all I remember is the wizards and even they used the word at the end of granting the powers.
 

Chukzombi

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I Wish they would of explained the Shazam thing at least, in an origin movie. Especially considering everyone in the theatre just watched a shazam preview for something completely different. I had to look it up when I got home to figure out why that was the keyword. Maybe I missed it, but all I remember is the wizards and even they used the word at the end of granting the powers.
arent the wizards in this the same wizards/brothers who get killed in Shazaam? they also seem to have the same demonic enemies.
 

Tarrant

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Movie was good for DC.
Movie was average overall.

I like The Rock, and this was fine.

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Cinge

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arent the wizards in this the same wizards/brothers who get killed in Shazaam? they also seem to have the same demonic enemies.
I have no clue, I never watched that other shazam. But still, after reading about why that was a keyword, it stands for something different then that shazam apparently. Which was just never explained. The group I went with are not comic people at all, and either am I really, and we were all confused about it(and again because we had all just watched a preview for the next shazam movie, who is a completely different hero). Would of been nice to get some exposition, that it's an acronym and what it stands for.

Like I said maybe I missed it? When the wizards were shown granting the power, maybe each said the name and I just didn't hear it and only heard the final guy at the end say "Shazam", dunno.
 

Chukzombi

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I have no clue, I never watched that other shazam. But still, after reading about why that was a keyword, it stands for something different then that shazam apparently. Which was just never explained. The group I went with are not comic people at all, and either am I really, and we were all confused about it(and again because we had all just watched a preview for the next shazam movie, who is a completely different hero). Would of been nice to get some exposition, that it's an acronym and what it stands for.

Like I said maybe I missed it? When the wizards were shown granting the power, maybe each said the name and I just didn't hear it and only heard the final guy at the end say "Shazam", dunno.
 

Cinge

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Yeah see if they had just had that kind of scene in this one. Naming all the gods to the acronym. Since black adam's is supposedly from different gods(egyptian) instead of the ones shazam(had no clue he was originality named Captain Marvel(for marvelous) and created all the way back in 1940, gets his from.
 

Chukzombi

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Yeah see if they had just had that kind of scene in this one. Naming all the gods to the acronym. Since black adam's is supposedly from different gods(egyptian) instead of the ones shazam(had no clue he was originality named Captain Marvel(for marvelous) and created all the way back in 1940, gets his from.
well both costumes are similar and its the same wizard guys. i guess they assumed anyone interested in Black Adam also saw Shazaam. like they literally say Shazaam a ton in this movie,
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Xarpolis

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It's like the "WoW was the first MMO" type people.
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day. And thus League of Legends was created.
 

j00t

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In the comics, the name of the wizard is Shazam, so captain marvel and black Adam are invoking Shazam's name.

Captain marvel's powers are from
the wisdom of SOLOMON
the strength of HERCULE
the stamina of ATLAS
the power of ZEUS
the courage of ACHILLES
the speed of MERCURY

Black Adams powers are from
the stamina of SHU
the speed of HORUS
the strength of AMON
the wisdom of ZEHUTI
the power of ATEN
the courage of MEHEN

Its sort of Shazam's deal to bless people with his own name regardless of their nationality. For the movie I don't remember the wizards saying one way or another which pantheon they were using, but I got the impression that they chose teth-adam's son the same way they chose billy batson. Then when teth-adam proved too dangerous they locked him up and moved on to blessing other people, with Billy batson being the last person chronologically.
 
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