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listen, if you want an "ackshually..." here you go...Look at all these faggots "ackshually...." man I can just quote myself forever.
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THIS is what an effeminate black man looks like.
listen, if you want an "ackshually..." here you go...Look at all these faggots "ackshually...." man I can just quote myself forever.
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it's somehow all and/or neither of the above.Movie so good ya'all be talking about Hawkman. Either this movie kind of sucks or y'all be be a bunch of salty sea dogs after me own heart, ye harrrr.
Look at all these faggots "ackshually...." man I can just quote myself forever.
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louder for the retards in the back who can't read gud.ok this is where DC fanbois come in and "ackshually...." me to death
but fuck man, wtf? I mean I kinda get it. The rock wants to bootstrap up a DCEU despite the fucktards at WB consistently fucking it away. Maybe these were the only characters they gave him access to....but...
So we get waller back (and of course the post credit superman) with a suicide squad type except, they aren't a suicide squad they are the justice society? the JV version of Justice League?
But they are all a carbon copy of marvel characters, powers, personalities, mannerisms, special effects, even their fucking jokes and dialect? Discount Dr Strange, Kirklands signature Antman, GreatValue Falcon, and I guess a young Storm. Grats you brought out one character that Disney Marvel doesn't have yet....except Halle Fucking Berry already played her 20 fucking years ago in Fox's fucking X-Men so yeah, it still a fucking rip off.
I don't give a fuck who was first or who copied who in the damn comic books. Marvel beat you to the fucking Cinematic Universe by over a decade. Make the characters fucking different if you want anyone who isn't a diehard DC fan to not immediately be distracted by how fucking discount your team of superheros are. Your Antman is a clumsy goofball paul rudd look-a-like who borrows his suit from an older, wiser scientist? oh fucking really? Ohh fake Dr Strange's mirror dimension spells are transparent gold not transparent silver, really changing it up there aren't we? how about he duplicate himself and use whips of magic to hold down the bad guy in a shot for shot scene for scene rip off of the thanos fight on Titan? Look i've liked aldis hodge since the leverage tv show, and I can tell that the screen writers liked him in that too because they said "find me a skinny effeminate black man to play a straight man with metal wings, just like anthony mackie. Make the wings gold instead of silver i dont wanna get sued"
Get the fuck out of here. The movie was fine, even the stupid kid, except for the faggot ass copy cat team of joeblow "hurr durr we're the good guys stop killing people."
louder for the retards in the back who can't read gud.
the movie was decent. I don't know why really but I've never seen a "bad" rock movie. Even the over the top cheesy ones work for me.
The average movie going audience is going to shit all over this for such blatant copy catting though.
nobody got mad when Capt Marvel showed up as a Superman ripofflouder for the retards in the back who can't read gud.
the movie was decent. I don't know why really but I've never seen a "bad" rock movie. Even the over the top cheesy ones work for me.
The average movie going audience is going to shit all over this for such blatant copy catting though.
think of it as Aquaman and Shazaam silliness rolled into one with a more serious overall tone.I want fresh big brain takes. Not sure what to think of the movie at this point.
arent the wizards in this the same wizards/brothers who get killed in Shazaam? they also seem to have the same demonic enemies.I Wish they would of explained the Shazam thing at least, in an origin movie. Especially considering everyone in the theatre just watched a shazam preview for something completely different. I had to look it up when I got home to figure out why that was the keyword. Maybe I missed it, but all I remember is the wizards and even they used the word at the end of granting the powers.
I have no clue, I never watched that other shazam. But still, after reading about why that was a keyword, it stands for something different then that shazam apparently. Which was just never explained. The group I went with are not comic people at all, and either am I really, and we were all confused about it(and again because we had all just watched a preview for the next shazam movie, who is a completely different hero). Would of been nice to get some exposition, that it's an acronym and what it stands for.arent the wizards in this the same wizards/brothers who get killed in Shazaam? they also seem to have the same demonic enemies.
I have no clue, I never watched that other shazam. But still, after reading about why that was a keyword, it stands for something different then that shazam apparently. Which was just never explained. The group I went with are not comic people at all, and either am I really, and we were all confused about it(and again because we had all just watched a preview for the next shazam movie, who is a completely different hero). Would of been nice to get some exposition, that it's an acronym and what it stands for.
Like I said maybe I missed it? When the wizards were shown granting the power, maybe each said the name and I just didn't hear it and only heard the final guy at the end say "Shazam", dunno.
well both costumes are similar and its the same wizard guys. i guess they assumed anyone interested in Black Adam also saw Shazaam. like they literally say Shazaam a ton in this movie,Yeah see if they had just had that kind of scene in this one. Naming all the gods to the acronym. Since black adam's is supposedly from different gods(egyptian) instead of the ones shazam(had no clue he was originality named Captain Marvel(for marvelous) and created all the way back in 1940, gets his from.
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day. And thus League of Legends was created.It's like the "WoW was the first MMO" type people.