Blade (2025)

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Chukzombi

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Lol, what a joke. Just cancel the fucking thing or get the motherfucking Wesley Snipes like everybody wants and expects. Fucking assholes could have had a full trilogy of new Snipes Blade movies in the time they took to develop this DoA one.
 
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jayrebb

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Lol, what a joke. Just cancel the fucking thing or get the motherfucking Wesley Snipes like everybody wants and expects. Fucking assholes could have had a full trilogy of new Snipes Blade movies in the time they took to develop this DoA one.

They look practically the same age. There is just no point in recasting Blade for this movie. Masher Ali doesn't have the aura of Snipes on screen. It's just not a good idea, fans are going to hate Masher's Blade.
 

Gavinmad

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Even with him being like 50 pounds lighter in Deadpool 3 he still looked fine and I'm guessing that despite his age he can still do better stuntwork than Ali. Even with all the time wasted on Ali if you got right down to it you could probably bang out a trilogy with Snipes before he turned 70.
 
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Hootie

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At this point, and with Deadpool already reality, they really should just go ahead with Snipes. Make it some kind of torch passing. It has snipes but really isn't his movie.

Make is about some younger version that he tutors and the new Blade is the evolution of the Daywalker. They can tie in so many modern day bullshit naratives, like the left vs right shit that you regards eat up.

Vampires vs Daywalkers.
 

Harshaw

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Even with him being like 50 pounds lighter in Deadpool 3 he still looked fine and I'm guessing that despite his age he can still do better stuntwork than Ali. Even with all the time wasted on Ali if you got right down to it you could probably bang out a trilogy with Snipes before he turned 70.
Snipes admitted it was all muscle outfit and he's not in any where near that shape anymore.
 

Animosity

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At this point, and with Deadpool already reality, they really should just go ahead with Snipes. Make it some kind of torch passing. It has snipes but really isn't his movie.

Make is about some younger version that he tutors and the new Blade is the evolution of the Daywalker. They can tie in so many modern day bullshit naratives, like the left vs right shit that you regards eat up.

Vampires vs Daywalkers.
He has a daughter. I wouldn’t be shocked if that was the road Marvel was trying to go down with the casting of an older actor to play Blade.
 

Harshaw

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Wait he still looked that thin even in a muscle outfit? Is the dude a stick figure or am I misunderstanding you?
Nah dude looks thin as fuck in the last pics I saw of him. He is obviously not maintaining his physique like he did when he was younger.

I mean here is a recentish picture.

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jayrebb

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He has a daughter. I wouldn’t be shocked if that was the road Marvel was trying to go down with the casting of an older actor to play Blade.

Pretty sure I read one of the main delays was Masher Ali rejecting the daughter script when he came onboard. He got the main script trashed.

Guessing Marvel is trying to fine tune the amount of daughter and the story to be acceptable.
 

Gavinmad

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Nah dude looks thin as fuck in the last pics I saw of him. He is obviously not maintaining his physique like he did when he was younger.

I mean here is a recentish picture.

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I guess what I'm saying is I couldn't tell he was wearing a muscle suit at all, like he still very obviously didn't have the build he had 20 years ago (no surprise)
 
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Sylas

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fucking Elle Fanning is the lead on the new predator film? fuck me I regret defending Prey now.

Still was a good movie but wtf, find some fucking testosterone filled muscle heads and have them traipse throughout the jungle outback/badlands with fucking machine guns how are you fucking up predator this much hollywood?
 
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Chukzombi

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fucking Elle Fanning is the lead on the new predator film? fuck me I regret defending Prey now.

Still was a good movie but wtf, find some fucking testosterone filled muscle heads and have them traipse throughout the jungle outback/badlands with fucking machine guns how are you fucking up predator this much hollywood?
Because the first predator was red meat on steroids macho madness. Bunch of manly men owning shit until Predator slaps his big fat alien cock on the table and said "sup, faggots?" Then everything amps up to 11 and ends with a fucking tactical nuke that Arnold was able to survive. A movie that gratuitous wouldn't have been allowed any other time except the 80s. Shit, they don't even want to give us senior citizen Snipes Blade. It has to be some knockoff and setup for random POC female.
 
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Blade is a good example of why DEI’s should STFU. Who ever complained about Blade being black? No-fkn-one. It’s when you make it a policy it makes you look like a whiny bitch.
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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Blade is a good example of why DEI’s should STFU. Who ever complained about Blade being black? No-fkn-one. It’s when you make it a policy it makes you look like a whiny bitch.
They should just race-swap him to Yellow and rename the movie Brade.
 
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