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Cad

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So what if you wake up with no memory of sex, but have physical evidence of sex? It's possible you were so drunk you couldn't have consented, or potentially drugged. So what you're saying is there would definitely have to be an investigation.
If she has no memory of what happened, and there were no witnesses, how do you prove there was no consent? Further, what would there be to investigate? I guess if she were drugged with rohypnol or similar, that would be something. But absent that, what would you even do?
 

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No, I'm really just anti-underage drinking and anti-casual sex. There's way too much of it going around on college campuses and no one has the balls to say that it's a recipe for disaster and ultimately the root of the problem. The colleges don't want to be seen as regressive buzzkills by saying maybe all this underage drinking and casual sex is not the best idea. And so they use a much easier scapegoat, aka: all men everywhere.
Spoken like someone who's angry/jealous that they aren't partaking. Seriously, how fat are you?
 

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If she has no memory of what happened, and there were no witnesses, how do you prove there was no consent? Further, what would there be to investigate? I guess if she were drugged with rohypnol or similar, that would be something. But absent that, what would you even do?
There could be bruising that indicates a physical struggle if one occurred. There could be circumstantial evidence such as the girl having been on her period (a circumstance under which she never intends to have sex). She could have spoken with friends or even her boyfriend about going out to hang out with the girls and having zero intention of hooking up. Heck, she could have been raped a week before for all we know, sex with a stranger being the last thing she'd be looking for. Maybe she had taken precautions like asking her friends to stick with her all night to make sure nothing happened, only to have the rapist corner her as she came out of the bathroom and coerce her into leaving. Maybe the rapist was somebody who she had already repeatedly rejected and warned to stay away from her. Maybe the rapist has a history of rape accusations. Maybe she was a virgin with strong beliefs that sex should only occur after marriage.

What kind of lawyer are you again?
 

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I must have been raped because I have strong religious beliefs and I wouldneversuffer a moment of weakness and ride some dude's cock like it was the last chopper out of 'Nam.
 

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I must have been raped because I have strong religious beliefs and I wouldneversuffer a moment of weakness and ride some dude's cock like it was the last chopper out of 'Nam.
Actually, if you woke up with an ass full of cum, there's a pretty good chance you were just raped. You know, you being a heterosexual male and all.

If there were no signs of a physical struggle would you just go "Oh well! Guess I shouldn't drink so much next time! Tee-hee!" Not fucking likely.
 

Tanoomba

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Seriously, though. Let's say any of you guys go to a party, have a few too many drinks, and wake up with cum in your ass and no memory of what happened. Rape or no rape?
 

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You know, a lot of men would do exactly that. There are those that would go on a mission of vengeance -- but there are a lot that would compartmentalize the experience and erase it from their memory. With varying degrees of success.

With the setup you've given -- basically being roofied and assfucked... you're not going to get in that situation to begin with without being involved in some serious substance abuse. You chalk that up to "sometimes shit happens when you're fucked up."
 

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There could be bruising that indicates a physical struggle if one occurred. There could be circumstantial evidence such as the girl having been on her period (a circumstance under which she never intends to have sex). She could have spoken with friends or even her boyfriend about going out to hang out with the girls and having zero intention of hooking up. Heck, she could have been raped a week before for all we know, sex with a stranger being the last thing she'd be looking for. Maybe she had taken precautions like asking her friends to stick with her all night to make sure nothing happened, only to have the rapist corner her as she came out of the bathroom and coerce her into leaving. Maybe the rapist was somebody who she had already repeatedly rejected and warned to stay away from her. Maybe the rapist has a history of rape accusations. Maybe she was a virgin with strong beliefs that sex should only occur after marriage.

What kind of lawyer are you again?
Thats an awful lot of maybes with no proof.
 

Cad

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Actually, if you woke up with an ass full of cum, there's a pretty good chance you were just raped. You know, you being a heterosexual male and all.

If there were no signs of a physical struggle would you just go "Oh well! Guess I shouldn't drink so much next time! Tee-hee!" Not fucking likely.
No I guess I'd just go find someone to accuse? Guess it doesn't matter who or if I have proof of it, right?
 

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Seriously, though. Let's say any of you guys go to a party, have a few too many drinks, and wake up with cum in your ass and no memory of what happened. Rape or no rape?
Why are you making it a homosexual sex act that we were hypothetically victims of?
 

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The setup is bad. Now if the setup was, "You're driving home from work. You stop to get some gas. You go pay and come back, a man with a gun pops out of your backseat and tells you to pull over on a secluded street and suck his cock. You do -- because you don't want to die. Were you raped? Do you report it?"

That's better, because you do not have the same degree of personal responsibility involved.

Men take responsibility for their own actions. Even if sometimes that means waking up with an assfull of crusty cum. Well -- you did SOMETHING to wind up in that situation. You have to isolate the variables.
 

Tanoomba

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No I guess I'd just go find someone to accuse? Guess it doesn't matter who or if I have proof of it, right?
Alright, so after having been anally violated without your consent, you'll just suck it up and forget abut it. Hope it doesn't happen again. And if it does, well... fool me twice, right?


Why are you making it a homosexual sex act that we were hypothetically victims of?
Because I want it to be clear that you didn't give consent. That's important.
 

Tanoomba

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Men take responsibility for their own actions. Even if sometimes that means waking up with an assfull of crusty cum. Well -- you did SOMETHING to wind up in that situation. You have to isolate the variables.
Really? So going out and getting drunk means you have to take responsibility for being anally raped. Good to know.
 

iannis

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Alright, so after having been anally violated without your consent, you'll just suck it up and forget abut it. Hope it doesn't happen again. And if it does, well... fool me twice, right?
Given your setup and your options between "Do nothing" and "Run around accusing people" then yes, you do nothing.

You can't even craft a hypothetical that works. That should tell you something, Tanoo.
 

iannis

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Tanoo -- there are dudes that you do not pass out around. Remember that Chapelle skit about how fucked up white people are when they pass out? Carrot in the ass?

There are realities to be observed. You don't get to shirk the responsibility to protect yourself and then claim that God should have done it for you. Jesus put a stop to that shit. Read a book.
 

Tanoomba

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Given your setup and your options between "Do nothing" and "Run around accusing people" then yes, you do nothing.

You can't even craft a hypothetical that works. That should tell you something, Tanoo.
I was responding to Cad, but those weren't the two options I presented. I said "rape or no rape?"