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Lithose

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The reason we have a vagina is because if we are pregnant, the baby can come out. It's the physical function of the vagina. There is no other way for the baby to come out than through the vagina, that's the way it is, it's natural. Biology ordered it that way. On the other hand, PIV isn't natural, it's an action done by men to us. They can choose not to do it, it isn't necessary. There are many other ways of becoming pregnant than through penetration of the penis into the vagina. For instance, putting sperm on the vulva is enough to become pregnant. Women, if they wanted to become pregnant, could just ask a man for some sperm and apply it herself. PIV isn't natural but externally imposed, cultural. As opposed to pregnancy which is a process that's internal to our body, it's not something that men are doing to our body 24/7 so that the pregnancy happens. Pregnancy, once it happens, IS. It's not caused externally. It's there. In the case of PIV, because it's something DONE by SOMEONE ELSE to ourselves, not something internal, looking at the physical damage it causes is a way of arguing that it's unnatural (violent) because if it were either natural or good, it wouldn't cause that.

The comments are amazing. Pregnancy not caused by external forces. Penile insertion unnatural and not a biological phenomenon, it's cultural.
 

chaos

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I found that link by accident when I googled "PIV" trying to find something about PKI. Imagine my surprise, not just at the article but at the people supporting the article. Fucking insanity.
 

fanaskin

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The reason we have a vagina is because if we are pregnant, the baby can come out. It's the physical function of the vagina. There is no other way for the baby to come out than through the vagina, that's the way it is, it's natural. Biology ordered it that way. On the other hand, PIV isn't natural, it's an action done by men to us. They can choose not to do it, it isn't necessary. There are many other ways of becoming pregnant than through penetration of the penis into the vagina. For instance, putting sperm on the vulva is enough to become pregnant. Women, if they wanted to become pregnant, could just ask a man for some sperm and apply it herself. PIV isn't natural but externally imposed, cultural. As opposed to pregnancy which is a process that's internal to our body, it's not something that men are doing to our body 24/7 so that the pregnancy happens. Pregnancy, once it happens, IS. It's not caused externally. It's there. In the case of PIV, because it's something DONE by SOMEONE ELSE to ourselves, not something internal, looking at the physical damage it causes is a way of arguing that it's unnatural (violent) because if it were either natural or good, it wouldn't cause that.

The comments are amazing. Pregnancy not caused by external forces. Penile insertion unnatural and not a biological phenomenon, it's cultural.
This sounds like it comes from the same french intellectual that said a pharaoh couldn't have died from small pox that some scientists had tested it's mummy for cause everything is a social construct including disease we classify.
 

Palum

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Yes, lets get back to SJW shaming. The strange meta trolling between Mist and Keg is ruining this thread's vibe. (Mist, by the way, if you're really that depressed, get some help and ditch your toxic mom.)

Lena Dunhamon how shelearnedshe was raped; after the fact. Now, couple things to note in the story. At one point, Lena realizes the guy does not have a condom on, and then pushes him away in the middle of sex and tells him to leave--he does so. ALSO, at another point, her friend separates her from the guy she is walking back to the apartment with, she chooses to push her friend away and continue on with the man to the apartment. During sex, she is talking dirty to the man having sex with her (From what I've read in other sources, she is essentially telling him how she wants him to fuck her.) But later on, she is convinced by her friend it was rape....because she was drunk. Even though, CLEARLY she was not incapacitated and remembered all the events. And even though, when it was done, she didn't regard it as rape. But because later on she thought the guy was "creepy"--and she was drunk, her roommate convinced her it was rape.Amazing.

Edit: Maybe there is something in the actual book I'm missing...but what a ridiculous line for "what is rape". That all that's needed is to find the person "creepy" the next morning and to have been drunk. By those standards, how many men are raped every year? If the guy woke up next to Lena, and saw she was a hambeast and regretted what happened, is he raped now? She did say she was also agressive, talking dirty to him ect--so why isn't the guy "raped"? Is the line literally because he didn't complain or feel bad about it?
If he doesn't call you back within 24 hours is it rape? If he does within 48 hours and agrees to another date and/or marriage, can you still call the police back and cancel the rape allegation so as not to interrupt the next weekend's plans? I'm thinking after 48 hours prison is required.
 

Denaut

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The reason we have a vagina is because if we are pregnant, the baby can come out. It's the physical function of the vagina. There is no other way for the baby to come out than through the vagina, that's the way it is, it's natural. Biology ordered it that way. On the other hand, PIV isn't natural, it's an action done by men to us. They can choose not to do it, it isn't necessary. There are many other ways of becoming pregnant than through penetration of the penis...
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iannis

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Now that really is funny though. It's already funny when a white couple has a black baby. But when a white lesbian couple has one it is 4 times as funny.

They may even be right to sue over it. Poor record keeping at a fertility cliinic is a sitcom episode. Not something that should ever happen.
 

fanaskin

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So If I read the details right, the guy lena dunham fucked zoned in and out of consciousness and was so intoxicated he didn't remember having sex the next day, so by that criteria she really raped him, then her friend convinced her later that she was raped.
 

kegkilla

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i'm willing to bet that Mist secretly fantasizes about being raped long and hard by a strapping gentleman like myself.
 

Cad

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So If I read the details right, the guy lena dunham fucked zoned in and out of consciousness and was so intoxicated he didn't remember having sex the next day, so by that criteria she really raped him, then her friend convinced her later that she was raped.
Lena sees that as normal because any guy would have to be blackout drunk to consider fucking her.
 

Loser Araysar

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That Lena Dunham story is insane. She is such a piece of shit. Ugly inside and out.