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Soygen

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Some kind of crazy eye makeup it looks like...or the hood itself is painted.
 
khorum

khorum

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It's some kind of facialmehndi. Technically it's supposed to have tribal/family designs, kinda like clan tartans for scots. Nowadays you get puerto ricans in Jersey rocking that shit and it prolly translates to "meth whore".
 
Famm

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I'm going to send this girl some percs and xbones, what you guys think?

I Will Never Cook For You: 50 Reasons No Man Will Ever Marry Me

1. I can?t cook.

2. I don?t want to learn how to cook.

3. F*ck it ? you?ll end up cooking for both of us.

4. I?m messy.

5. If you don?t want to hire a nanny, you?re not going to wed me.

6. I have absolutely no desire to meet your mom.

7. I have absolutely no desire to come second to your mom.

8. I still make ?that?s what she said? jokes.

9. We can?t go too many places without seeing a guy I?ve hooked up with.

10. I prefer my space.

11. I?m a straight-up crazy bitch.

12. *Crazy* runs in my genes, and I wouldn?t want to pass that on to our poor children.

13. I NEVER want our parental selves to go through what my mom went through in raising me.

14. I don?t really care for diamonds; I?m more of a ?feed me cake? kind of girl.

15. I?ll flirt with your friends.

16. ?. that is, if I haven?t hooked up with them already.

17. Having sex multiple times a week is overwhelming to me.

18. Not having enough sex is even more overwhelming to me.

19. I kick the people who?ve made the unwise decision to share a bed with me.

20. I?m terrible at being ?sexy.?

21. I don?t like to entertain; I like to be entertained.

22. I won?t shave my legs for you every day.

23. I repeat: The razor is not my friend.

24. I don?t believe lust can last forever.

25. I have a visceral reaction to wearing white.

26. In fact, I can?t wear white at all.

27. I don?t want to drop a sh*t-ton of cash on planning a wedding.

28. I go to weddings only for the open bars.

29. ? and to scout out potential lovers (I can?t help that I always keep one eye open).

30. I will blow all of the money you make on clothes and shoes for myself.

31. Sometimes married people get divorced. That possibility scares the sh*t out of me.

32. How can I open up to you when I can barely open up to myself?

33. I can?t imagine sleeping with the same person forever.

34. I like to drink.

35. I still spend a full day of my weekend too hungover to leave my bed.

36. I cannot and will not stay sober for NINE MONTHS.

37. I won?t stay home and be one of those doting moms; I?m a workaholic.

38. I HATE children (demons, all of them. Filthy little demons).

39. If we did have kids, I wouldn?t help them with their school projects.

40. I refuse to make the bed every morning because there?s no f*cking point.

41. I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING BUTT-RELATED WITH YOU. EVER.

42. I talk to myself.

43. I talk too much.

44. Sometimes I don?t talk at all.

45. I like to write about my feelings more than I like to talk about them.

46. I like to receive more than I like to give.

47. Sometimes, I don?t give a flying f*ck what I look like. Don?t expect Angelina Jolie up in here.

48. Because I work at Elite Daily.

49. Because I wrote this article and shared it with the Internet.

50. And because I?m a selfish, unapologetic woman, and I?m sorry that I?m not sorry.
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iannis

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Arbitrary_sl said:
What the fuck are they talking about? Bodily perfection? She's weird looking and built like a stick. In that scene in American Beauty Kevin Spacey's character was fantasizing about a 16 year old girl. It was and still is pretty creepy.
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Yeah. She really is weird looking, not some archetype of beauty.

I sort of think they missed the ENTIRE FUCKING POINT of that movie. And that's a real shame. Because if anyone needs to introspect, it's people who MISSED THE FUCKING POINT OF AMERICAN BEAUTY.
 
OU Ariakas

OU Ariakas

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Famm_sl said:
I'm going to send this girl some percs and xbones, what you guys think?

I Will Never Cook For You: 50 Reasons No Man Will Ever Marry Me
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She sounds sad and selfish. What guy would want to marry someone that sounds like every single day would be that much effort for little to no reward? I love how she is unapologetic about all those things but will most definitely bag on EVERY guy that she wanted a relationship with who told her that she wasn't worth the drama.
 
iannis

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That's how those girls are. Little Princess floppy tits.

Luckily they're not that common. And there ARE male Little Prince Floppy Dicks, too.

It is indeed, just some idiot in their mid 20's.
 
Haast

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Amusing. I see eyeroll-inducing links to that site on my FB feed from my cousin. Apparently, they know their audience: spoiled 20-something girls who blow up FB with links to vapid articles.
 
fanaskin

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This woman's great camille paglia

Camille Paglia: Columbia Anti-Rape Mattress Project Is Not Feminism | | Observer

"Columbia.utterly disgraced itself in how it handled that case. It enabled this protracted masochistic exercise where a young woman trapped herself in her own bad memories and publicly labeled herself as a victim, which will now be her identity forever. This isn't feminism-which should empower women, not cripple them."
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Ms. Paglia went on to discuss how situations like these represent what she sees as American colleges' hyper-obsession with babying students.

"We have people emerging with Ivy League degrees who have no idea how little they know about history or literature. Their minds are shockingly untrained. They've been treated as fragile emotional beings throughout their schooling. The situation is worsening year by year, as teachers have to watch what they say and give trigger warnings, because God forbid that American students should have to confront the brutal realities of human life."
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Lithose

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Voyce_sl said:
I thought a jury of your peers was meant to prevent judges from inserting their rhetoric into sentencing. Who am I kidding, why would I think people would behave according to their duties and not their opinions?
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Sounds like he plead out, it happens a lot thanks to how our system operates--it is infuriating, because people often opt not to risk the jury because the prosecution and judge will nail you if you lose. It is just less risky to plead.


But this is infuriating.

According to court documents, the girl's mother told the judge, "I don't want him to be a sex offender because he really is not." Her daughter added, "I feel nothing should happen to Zach."

But the judge condemned what he called a culture of "meet, hook-up, have sex, sayonara, totally inappropriate behavior," according to court documents.


So some douche bag wants to make an example out of the kid because he doesn't like the culture..."Them youngings having sex, and enjoying themselves--I HATE IT!" Fuck people like this, different side of the same coin as the neo-puritans that want to make people feel awful for enjoying things.
 
Cad

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I don't know where he was but in TX you can let the jury sentence you also. It's usually a bad idea but in a statutory case, I'd probably go for it.
 
khorum

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Sounds like Michigan but the dude was from Indiana. So if he took her across state lines could he have gotten a better deal with a federal judge since the girl's parents even asked for leniency?
 
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