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khorum

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The girl's parents actually asked not to brand him a sex offender but the judge wanted to plink the hookup app culture. Wouldn't that make an appeal kind of a slam dunk?
 

Palum

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Not really - if it's an appointment you have to basically be super fucking bad to get kicked off the bench. If it's an elected position, chances are he's got a base of angry constituents who need some them damn kids off their lawns.
 

Lithose

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The judge from the above article has beencited by papers as being awful before. He's been officiallycensured for misconduct before for being a draconian fuck wit.(Excerpt below).

In April 2014, Wiley was censured for misconduct after he had LaRue Ford charged with contempt. Ford spent 10 nights in jail-including Christmas-after not paying $5,000 in bond. Her crime? Muttering "fuck this shit" while in the courthouse dealing with a traffic ticket. The courthouse staff that overheard Ford mentioned it to Wiley, who then took matters into his own hands.

Note: She wasn't in his court room, she was in the halls of the court house muttering to herself under her breath. Hence the censure.

Check this shit out...

A pastor cursed the judge in a prayer, this was his response.

This threat, according to Wiley, was a violation of Pinkney's probation, saying that Pinkney's title of Reverend gave him a "direct line to the Lord" and that a reasonable person would find this to be a serious threat. Wiley sentenced him to 3-10 years in prison because of the threat's supposed severity. Pinkney went to prison in June 2008 and remained there until his sentence was thrown out on appeal.


Holy fuck, this guy is a whack job. (And he has been overturned numerous times because he regularly exceeds sentencing guidelines.) What an asshole.
 

Lanx

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Holy shit this sex offender bill,
As a convicted sex offender, the terms of Zach's probation are incredibly strict.
For the next five years, he is forbidden from owning a smart phone or using the Internet.
He is not allowed to talk to anyone under age 17, other than immediate family.
He is banned from going to any establishment that serves alcohol and he has to be home before 8 p.m. every night.
Convicted sex offenders are forbidden from visiting any public park, which eliminated Zach's favorite activity: skateboarding.
He also wasn't allowed to live in his parents' house because it was 800 feet of a public boat ramp, just shy of the 1,000-foot distance minimum.
How do you live life w/o the internet if you're under 50years of age now?
 

Adebisi

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Do a lot of teens hang out by boat launches these days?

Whenever I go fishing it's only old men launching boats. Old men selling minnows. Old men old men old men.

Patriarchy!
 

khorum

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Fishing is a brutal and heartless "sport" enjoyed only by empathy-deficient cismale sociopaths. They're basically luring little scaly Cecil-the-lions out of their habitat and killing them as trophies.
 

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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Famm

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