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Jive Turkey

Karen
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If this was a courtroom, you would have just been beaten by a random clown non-laywer from the internet

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Cad

scientia potentia est
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If this was a courtroom, you would have just been beaten by a random clown non-laywer from the internet
If the defining characteristic of winning is declaring yourself the victor, then you sir have won. Absolutely.
 

hodj

Vox Populi Jihadi
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That's not sucking, that's the sound of sweaty fat pulling away from a leather car seat in the summer.
 

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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I love me some fit women with big asses. It's just not the thread for it.
 

iannis

Musty Nester
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There's no such thing as "just built thick" theres fat and not fat.

There's some chicks that don't look as fat even though they are because their bodies distribute the fat better.

But thick=fat no matter where the thickness lies.
Well yeah, thick is a type of fat. "Thick" is a tighter fat though. There really are women that are built like a brick shithouse. You've seen 'em, and you probably think they're fat -- but I doubt you think they're nasty fat. I mean just short and solid. You see it in white girls too less commonly (white girls generally get sloppier).

And I do think they carry more muscle as well. The tone is better overall. But obviously, sure, there aren't many options. It's either bone, cartilage, muscle, or fat. So of those options it's fat.
 

Mist

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We need a "Girls Who Look Like Skinny Little Boys" thread because all this talk of fat chicks is fucking gross.
 

Cad

scientia potentia est
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Well yeah, thick is a type of fat. "Thick" is a tighter fat though. There really are women that are built like a brick shithouse. You've seen 'em, and you probably think they're fat -- but I doubt you think they're nasty fat. I mean just short and solid. You see it in white girls too less commonly (white girls generally get sloppier).

And I do think they carry more muscle as well. The tone is better overall. But obviously, sure, there aren't many options. It's either bone, cartilage, muscle, or fat. So of those options it's fat.
Agreed sir. * tips fedora