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Mario Speedwagon

Gold Recognition
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Smelling nice, as in food that is ready to be devoured.

Having smooth, soft, vulnerable skin, not the calloused skin that comes from doing physical labor.

Having huge tits, being unable to get up off one's back in a hurry, being ripe for impregnation, etc.

Obviously adding hyperbole to hyperbole, but you get my drift.
What's wrong with you? Jesus.
 

Sebudai

Ssraeszha Raider
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Smelling nice, as in food that is ready to be devoured.

Having smooth, soft, vulnerable skin, not the calloused skin that comes from doing physical labor.

Having huge tits, being unable to get up off one's back in a hurry, being ripe for impregnation, etc.

Obviously adding hyperbole to hyperbole, but you get my drift.
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moonarchia

The Scientific Shitlord
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Smelling nice, as in food that is ready to be devoured.

Having smooth, soft, vulnerable skin, not the calloused skin that comes from doing physical labor.

Having huge tits, being unable to get up off one's back in a hurry, being ripe for impregnation, etc.

Obviously adding hyperbole to hyperbole, but you get my drift.
Sorry, all that shows is you are fucking batshit insane. Feminine attributes imply femininity, none of that other shit.
 

Chanur

Shit Posting Professional
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Smelling nice, as in food that is ready to be devoured.

Having smooth, soft, vulnerable skin, not the calloused skin that comes from doing physical labor.

Having huge tits, being unable to get up off one's back in a hurry, being ripe for impregnation, etc.

Obviously adding hyperbole to hyperbole, but you get my drift.
A whole lot of crazy in this post and your previous one.
 

chthonic-anemos

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Smelling nice, as in food that is ready to be devoured.

Having smooth, soft, vulnerable skin, not the calloused skin that comes from doing physical labor.

Having huge tits, being unable to get up off one's back in a hurry, being ripe for impregnation, etc.

Obviously adding hyperbole to hyperbole, but you get my drift.
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Aaron

Goonsquad Officer
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Smelling nice, as in food that is ready to be devoured.

Having smooth, soft, vulnerable skin, not the calloused skin that comes from doing physical labor.

Having huge tits, being unable to get up off one's back in a hurry, being ripe for impregnation, etc.

Obviously adding hyperbole to hyperbole, but you get my drift.
Thank's Mist, after reading that I now have a boner at work!
 

Cad

scientia potentia est
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Female sexuality is about smelling nice, having smooth skin, and having huge tits. the fuck does it have to do with vunerability?
Very feminine, would plow, not vulnerable, especially not to you pie-eating fatboys

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Mist

REEEEeyore
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Very feminine, would plow, not vulnerable, especially not to you pie-eating fatboys

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The latest extreme fitness trends have struck a small blow against traditional 'soft' femininity, but they're still always shown with their entire stomachs exposed, non-threatening pose, etc.

When a woman is shown in a threatening or powerful pose, it's still considered a paraphilia/fetish outside of the norm, ie: dominatrix, etc.

It's definitely changing slowly, but if you seriously think cutesy, soft vulnerability isn't a huge part of female sexual expression in our society, I really don't know what planet you're living on.
 

Phazael

Confirmed Beta Shitlord, Fat Bastard
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Yeah everyone listen to the antisocial waifu loving dyke about what constitutes mainstream feminine beauty......
 

iannis

Musty Nester
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I dunno man. Shit is unnecessarily reductionist. Male sexuality is about projecting power, having a caveman beard, and having a giant dick?

Frankly i've always found the born hard bitches to be more attractive than the wilting flowers. Do the wilting flowers exist? Sure. They're lame as hell... and they pair nicely with the fundamentally insecure guys who want to control them so that, you know, at least they can control something.

There's two types of people in the world. There's the people who only believe there are two types of people in the world.
 

Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

Lightning Fast
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Mist: "Traditional femininity is bullshit, not attractive, and you men should feel bad for being attracted to it! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to strumming the banjo to the sexy selfies thread."