Can you touch your toes?

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Can you touch your toes?

  • Yes And I can hold them

    Votes: 66 51.6%

  • Yes, in a violent muscle tearing lunge

    Votes: 13 10.2%

  • No, because I'm fat

    Votes: 8 6.3%

  • No, because I'm inflexible

    Votes: 27 21.1%

  • No, because I ain't got no laygs.

    Votes: 1 0.8%

  • Something about dicks

    Votes: 13 10.2%
  • Total voters
    128
Intrinsic

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I can place my palms flat on the ground straight legged, could almost go in to handstand from there, but not quite. After 4 years of moderate yoga or so. I can't do lotus though because I broke my legs years ago and don't have full flexion in the knees. I can do the behind the back arm postures also.
 
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trex

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Not even close. Danced my whole life and can do splits all ways, put both legs behind my head at same time and when I point my toes the balls of my feet touch the ground. I think all of these things have to do with my extremely long legs and ski sized feet. Also have incredible back flexibility. Hamstrings are just pieces of beef jerky I guess. Always been pretty self conscious about it when the bitches in yoga can touch their damn stomachs to their thighs and their shoulders to their calves and I'm dangling and reaching like a damn idiot.
 
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Azrayne

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Yup. My flexibility comes and goes depending on how much effort I'm putting into stretching each day, but even at my worse I have no trouble touching my toes, despite being fairly tall and a bit overweight.
 
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Zapatta

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Picasso3 said:
There was a birthday party my brother went to and they hired Bridget the midget, apparently they have no mobility and to get her dollars she had to flop down on the floor and sweep them into a pile with her body.
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Izo

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trex said:
Not even close. Danced my whole life and can do splits all ways, put both legs behind my head at same time and when I point my toes the balls of my feet touch the ground. I think all of these things have to do with my extremely long legs and ski sized feet. Also have incredible back flexibility. Hamstrings are just pieces of beef jerky I guess. Always been pretty self conscious about it when the bitches in yoga can touch their damn stomachs to their thighs and their shoulders to their calves and I'm dangling and reaching like a damn idiot.
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Had to be a reason @tyen put them babies inside you. How's that flexibility with DDs?
 
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Cad

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Back to Screenshots. No reason for this to be in the Rickshaw.
 
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