Captain America: Brave New World (2025)

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Fucker

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That was a pretty goofy trailer. It seemed like they were trying to do some a24 horror movie type music and quick cuts to jazz it up. I don't have access the very first bye bye God that it was trying to be a horror movie, I know it won't be scary but I'm sure it will be horrible.
This movie will bomb. Many reshoots and delays. Harrison Fulk won't even save it.
 
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This movie will bomb. Many reshoots and delays. Harrison Fulk won't even save it.
Yeah I probably will never see it. I never watched the Black widow movie, or any of the new Marvel stuff that's come out. I think maybe I watched a new doctor strange movie and I don't remember a damn thing about it, but didn't see the Spider-Man, any of the other shit.
 
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Yeah I probably will never see it. I never watched the Black widow movie, or any of the new Marvel stuff that's come out. I think maybe I watched a new doctor strange movie and I don't remember a damn thing about it, but didn't see the Spider-Man, any of the other shit.
Black Widow was strange. Fat SJ whose character was replaced in her own film.

Newest Strange movie was bad except the part where he possessed the corpse of an alterverse Strange to fight the bad guy.

This movie is straight up ghey. Super hero with no powers and a credit score of 400.
 
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Fat SJ whose character was replaced in her own film.
And her replacement is hotter (not hotter than prime ScarJo but hotter than the 'we have ScarJo at home' 2019 version) and pretty damn funny instead of being purely eye candy.
 
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Black Widow was strange. Fat SJ whose character was replaced in her own film.

Newest Strange movie was bad except the part where he possessed the corpse of an alterverse Strange to fight the bad guy.

This movie is straight up ghey. Super hero with no powers and a credit score of 400.

I would go with: Black Widow sucked ass, except for the fact that at least she's hot instead of the DEI ugly cunts they keep putting in movies. So, it was fun to watch. But letting her, as a normal human, fall like 5 stories, slamming into shit all the way down, and not dying was retarded as fuck. She's still hot, though.

Doctor Strange I liked for exactly the same reason. And the special effects are cool. Otherwise, meh.
 

Bald Brah

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I would go with: Black Widow sucked ass, except for the fact that at least she's hot instead of the DEI ugly cunts they keep putting in movies. So, it was fun to watch. But letting her, as a normal human, fall like 5 stories, slamming into shit all the way down, and not dying was retarded as fuck. She's still hot, though.

Doctor Strange I liked for exactly the same reason. And the special effects are cool. Otherwise, meh.

You liked doctor strange because he was hot?

 
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Xarpolis

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I will see this in theaters, but I'm not really looking forward to it that much. I just tend to air on the side of "tolerate" to most MCU movies, so I'll give it a chance. I'm definitely down for Thunderbolts, though.
 
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Homsar

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I'm looking more towards Kraven than this. Kraven is definitely not a kids movie
 

Xarpolis

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I've yet to see any of the Sony only spider-man based movies, except into the spider-verse & the 2nd one. Could care less about venom, carnage, sinister 6, madam webb, or whatever other bullshit they put out. MCU or bust.
 
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Malakriss

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Everything is suspect until it's not these days. Trust should be a very short leash and rarely has there been pleasant surprises in modern cinema.
 
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That's why they sell some of their food stamps.
Hey don't knock that...I use to know someone (Not me of course that would be illegal :) ) that would buy food stamps for 50 cents on the dollar. Cant beat 200 bucks of food for 100 bucks!
 
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TheNozz

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Batman is plot armor to the max. One hit from Solomon Grundy would smash Batman.
people always go back to the original moment: Batman beating Superman in DK Returns, completely forgetting that Superman was holding back.

Despite Supes tanking possibly the largest Soviet nuke ever made, getting hit by a massive sonic gun, electrocuted by Gotham's entire power grid, a kick in the nuts by Batman, he suddenly just does this:

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All he had to do was aim for Bruce's head and well.....
 
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TheNozz

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people always go back to the original moment: Batman beating Superman in DK Returns, completely forgetting that Superman was holding back.

Despite Supes tanking possibly the largest Soviet nuke ever made, getting hit by a massive sonic gun, electrocuted by Gotham's entire power grid, a kick in the nuts by Batman, he suddenly just does this:

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All he had to do was aim for Bruce's head and well.....
And don’t get me wrong, I loved Batman TDKR, and I even like that Batman “wins” the fight, but Jesus it’s lead to stuff like this:

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It’s so self aware that it’s become annoying and I want to see Batman lose
 
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Void

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And don’t get me wrong, I loved Batman TDKR, and I even like that Batman “wins” the fight, but Jesus it’s lead to stuff like this:

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It’s so self aware that it’s become annoying and I want to see Batman lose
Welcome to the argument between Lyrical/Shonuff and me years ago. Batman was cool when he was fighting his own villains. Once he started taking punches from Darkseid and outsmarting Braniac and having contingencies upon contingencies, it got fucking retarded, and it made me hate Batman. Superman would literally destroy him the instant he decided to stop playing by his self-imposed rules, and there is nothing Batman could do about it. And anyone that argues otherwise is just deluding themselves.
 
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Bald Brah

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Welcome to the argument between Lyrical/Shonuff and me years ago. Batman was cool when he was fighting his own villains. Once he started taking punches from Darkseid and outsmarting Braniac and having contingencies upon contingencies, it got fucking retarded, and it made me hate Batman. Superman would literally destroy him the instant he decided to stop playing by his self-imposed rules, and there is nothing Batman could do about it. And anyone that argues otherwise is just deluding themselves.

Not really true otherwise Lex Luthor could never be a Superman nemesis. He's basically a bad Batman.
 

Void

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Not really true otherwise Lex Luthor could never be a Superman nemesis. He's basically a bad Batman.
Once again we fall back to Superman's self-imposed restrictions. If he ever decided to ignore those, Lex Luthor is just as dead as Batman.
 
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Homsar

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I really like Superboy/Conner since he isn't so OP unless something has changed