Captain America: Civil War (2016)
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Seananigans
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I think with Blackyce chiming in, that pretty much locks in the decision that this is a fantastic portrayal of Spiderman?
ShakyJake
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I'm late to the party, but just wanted to say I thoroughly enjoyed Civil War. Fun, fun, movie. Fantastic action. Loved it.
However, Spider-Man is the only bit I didn't exactly care for. I think the kid did a great job, don't get me wrong, but I wish they could've cast someone slightly older. Algebra? Peter Parker is very intelligent so this version must be in, what? middle school? Hot Aunt May? Eh, whatever. I wish they would've went with Spider-Man being already an established hero in the world and Tony just simply recruited him for help.
Nester
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Of course you did not like it, you are the ultimate hipster contrarian.
If you and i ever like anything that is the same, i assume i fucked up some how.
Astro, Supertouch, Etchazz and Blackyce, the four hoursmen of horrible opinions.
Lanx
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He's the perfect age and the perfect amateur level, otherwise ppl would have said... "well where was spider-man when the chitari were fucking up ny?" He just found his powers and is a socially awkward kid who will follow one of his idols Tony Stark around like a silly puppy. Otherwise a grown Peter Parker would be the dumbest fuck in the world for following Iron Man, and revealing his identity and stashing his most important loved ones inside the Stark tower of doom.
At least if he's a young, impressionable kid, we'd believe he'd follow Tony around, cuz he wouldn't know any better.
Being a contrarian isn't a bad thing, you fucking imbecile.Of course you did not like it, you are the ultimate hipster contrarian.
If you and i ever like anything that is the same, i assume i fucked up some how.
Astro, Supertouch, Etchazz and Blackyce, the four hoursmen of horrible opinions.
Gavinmad
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Mudcrush Durtfeet
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Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
Chanur
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Randin
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Finally got to see this, and damn this was a good movie. They're juggling a dozen fucking superheroes at this point, and still managed to give everyone their time to shine. New Spider Man was the perfect mix of nerdy and quippy (Garfield never really pulled off "nerd", and Toby couldn't quip his way out of a paper bag). I hadn't realized from the commercials that Government Man was Gen. Ross, and I thought that was a nice callback to the Hulk movie, even though Banner wasn't in this one. And they really did a great job presenting both sides of the conflict, to the point where I'm not sure which side I would fall on (especially impressive when, from what I understand of it, the comic book Civil War ends with Tony basically hovering just above Darth Vader on the morality scale).
Srathor
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Loved the movie, hated Stark with a passion when he just sat there as the team was in the Raft. End of the movie should have been Cap standing in front of a last cell with Stark in it and not letting his ass out. (Since you know he went off reservation and went to Siberia unauthorized and tried to do shit.)
Fuck Starks guilt.
Fuck Starks guilt.
Aydenn
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Saw it over the weekend. Pretty damn fun movie over all. I didn't really care for Tony's motivations to sign the accords, but whatever. Spidey was the best part of the movie for me. I keep hearing about how Antman stole the show, I don't really get the love for his character... Granted I haven't seen his stand alone movie
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So is scarlet supposed to be high school aged? And Im getting real sick and tired of this trend of not showing people being killed or punching/throwing/hitting them with things hard enough to kill them and dismember them but not actually doing it.
Was surprised by spiderman, thought he was going to be terribad and was actually good.
Was surprised by spiderman, thought he was going to be terribad and was actually good.
Lanx
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